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Geoff's retirement home
Posted: Mon Mar 18, 2013 12:34 am
by obsidian
The man behind the private space project dubbed Mars One is looking for people to travel to Mars, but he's not offering a return ticket.
"The technology to get humans to Mars and keep them alive there exists... the technology to bring humans from Mars back to Earth simply does not exist yet."
Geoff should apply, he already lives in the middle of a desert and he can prove that the moon landings were faked.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/world/story/2013 ... -mars.html
Re: Geoff's retirement home
Posted: Mon Mar 18, 2013 1:33 am
by xer0s
The reflection off the helmet is a nice touch...
Re: Geoff's retirement home
Posted: Mon Mar 18, 2013 2:58 am
by LawL
Looks like a photoshop to me.
Re: Geoff's retirement home
Posted: Mon Mar 18, 2013 11:45 am
by andyman
look how there is a reflection in goof's helmet and NOT a reflection on the alien's helmet. clearly faked.
Re: Geoff's retirement home
Posted: Mon Mar 18, 2013 1:00 pm
by xer0s
Oh shit, I hadn't noticed that. What the fucks going on here?
Re: Geoff's retirement home
Posted: Mon Mar 18, 2013 1:21 pm
by scared?
What's going on? The op massively failed...next...
Re: Geoff's retirement home
Posted: Mon Mar 18, 2013 2:09 pm
by obsidian
Aliens have superior anti-glare technology, duh.
Re: Geoff's retirement home
Posted: Mon Mar 18, 2013 8:32 pm
by GONNAFISTYA
obsidian wrote:Aliens have superior anti-glare technology, duh.
^^This.
Any fool knows that.
Re: Geoff's retirement home
Posted: Mon Mar 18, 2013 9:22 pm
by seremtan
... looking for people to travel to Mars, but he's not offering a return ticket...
now what would that look like I wonder..?
oops took a wrong turning
Re: Geoff's retirement home
Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2013 2:35 pm
by shaft
*golf clap*
Re: Geoff's retirement home
Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2013 4:06 pm
by plained
the"bluegrass rules" was a nice touch!
Re: Geoff's retirement home
Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2013 4:40 pm
by Plan B
All this Geoff bashing is making me sad
Mars One...
Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2013 7:53 pm
by scared?
http://applicants.mars-one.com/
U sign up to go? They put me in the front of the line due to superior genetics and survival skills...one way trip...should be interesting...
Re: Geoff's retirement home
Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2013 7:57 pm
by scared?
Fuck u...
Re: Geoff's retirement home
Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2013 8:43 pm
by losCHUNK
INTERGALACTIC CHRIST
Re: Geoff's retirement home
Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2013 8:44 pm
by seremtan
let's make this happen people
Re: Geoff's retirement home
Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2013 9:00 pm
by losCHUNK
It's too risky. He'll be kidnapped by aliens, cloned and sent back as an army.
An artists impression -
[lvlshot]http://houseofgeekery.files.wordpress.com/2012/08/0.jpg[/lvlshot]
Re: Geoff's retirement home
Posted: Thu Apr 25, 2013 2:59 am
by shaft
hilarious
Re: Geoff's retirement home
Posted: Thu Apr 25, 2013 5:48 am
by obsidian
scared? wrote:Fuck u...
