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Elvis is alive and tried to assassinate President Obama

Posted: Fri Apr 19, 2013 4:05 am
by obsidian
This occurred a few days ago...
three letters with suspected ricin [were mailed] to Obama, U.S. Sen. Roger Wicker of Mississippi and a Mississippi judge. The letters read:

"No one wanted to listen to me before. There are still `Missing Pieces.' Maybe I have your attention now even if that means someone must die. This must stop. To see a wrong and not expose it, is to become a silent partner to its continuance. I am KC and I approve this message."
Officials believe they have apprehended a suspect in the case, who turns out to be Elvis.
In several letters to Wicker and other officials, Curtis said he was writing a novel about black market body parts called "Missing Pieces." Curtis also had posted language similar to the letters on his Facebook page, the affidavit says.

The documents indicate Curtis had been distrustful of the government for years. In 2007, Curtis' ex-wife called police to report that her husband was extremely delusional, anti-government and felt the government was spying on him with drones.

Wicker said Thursday that he had met Curtis when he was working as an Elvis impersonator at a party about a decade ago. Wicker called him "quite entertaining" but said, "My impression is that since that time he's had mental issues and perhaps is not as stable as he was back then."

Curtis was arrested Wednesday at his home. Local police had not had any contact with him prior to his arrest, Corinth Police Department Capt. Ralph Dance told The Associated Press on Thursday.
LOL WTF?

http://www.cbc.ca/news/world/story/2013 ... ml?cmp=rss

Re: Elvis is alive and tried to assassinate President Obama

Posted: Fri Apr 19, 2013 4:32 am
by U4EA
Ban Breaking Bad.

Re: Elvis is alive and tried to assassinate President Obama

Posted: Fri Apr 19, 2013 1:34 pm
by scared?
Old...

Re: Elvis is alive and tried to assassinate President Obama

Posted: Fri Apr 19, 2013 5:11 pm
by seremtan
his marbles have clearly left the building

Re: Elvis is alive and tried to assassinate President Obama

Posted: Fri Apr 19, 2013 10:21 pm
by LawL
scared? wrote:im old...
lol yeah you are.