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for all the dev nurds

Posted: Wed Jun 05, 2013 8:09 pm
by Tsakali

Re: for all the dev nurds

Posted: Wed Jun 05, 2013 8:53 pm
by bitWISE
Some older ones http://martinvalasek.com/blog/pictures- ... opers-life

Re: for all the dev nurds

Posted: Wed Jun 05, 2013 9:08 pm
by Pext
urcle! :olo: ... this guy is brilliant.

Re: for all the dev nurds

Posted: Wed Jun 05, 2013 10:34 pm
by Tsakali
my fav:
"First Time Looking At My Website in IE"
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:olo: :owned:

Re: for all the dev nurds

Posted: Thu Jun 06, 2013 7:00 am
by MKJ
Only morons check IE last.

Re: for all the dev nurds

Posted: Thu Jun 06, 2013 7:07 am
by Captain
Only morons use IE.

ERGO MORON-PROOFING IS FOR MORONS

Re: for all the dev nurds

Posted: Thu Jun 06, 2013 7:15 am
by Eraser
lol, from which movie is this?
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Re: for all the dev nurds

Posted: Thu Jun 06, 2013 7:16 am
by MKJ
Problem is that a large percentage of the Earth is moronian. Hence reality tv.

Re: for all the dev nurds

Posted: Thu Jun 06, 2013 7:37 am
by U4EA
Eraser wrote:lol, from which movie is this?
It's a sketch from Monty Python's Flying Circus.

Re: for all the dev nurds

Posted: Thu Jun 06, 2013 8:17 am
by MKJ
And the blood goes "gushhh", in slow motion.

Re: for all the dev nurds

Posted: Thu Jun 06, 2013 1:14 pm
by Plan B
Difficult one.
Should you cater to the wants and needs of an inferior platform, when developing.
In this case, probably yes, because after Chrome, IE still is the most used browser for some reason. Well, for the reason it's pushed onto users by MS.

So ideally MS would get their shit together and improve IE, or darwinistically IE will die a sloooooooooooooooow death as users get wise, and realise they're better off elsewhere.

Re: for all the dev nurds

Posted: Thu Jun 06, 2013 1:24 pm
by Tsakali
my approach to this is issue is fairly straight forward... design for new browsers, but make sure ie 7 /8 can at least lay out and function correctly.... what? no border radius? no shadow? no css gradients? no proper alpha channel..no proper image scaling? too bad, they get a lesser experience, but it's functional. If they cared about how a website looked, they prolly would have figured out by now to update their browser being that 80% of the websites they visit most likely look like shit.

Basically if they don't care , why should I care.

Re: for all the dev nurds

Posted: Thu Jun 06, 2013 3:01 pm
by obsidian
The issue with IE (and when we say IE, we mean people using IE 8 or less) is that there are a bunch of morons and/or backward tech departments that refuse to upgrade so that they can cling on to their ways circa 1999. Personally, I think if you're on IE8 or older browser, you can expect the internet to look like the output of a braille reader because you must have some kind of disability to choose to stay in the past.

BTW, this:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Progressive_enhancement

Re: for all the dev nurds

Posted: Thu Jun 06, 2013 3:29 pm
by bitWISE
The worst part isn't even the poor CSS support, its the weird JS quirks.

Re: for all the dev nurds

Posted: Thu Jun 06, 2013 5:24 pm
by scared?
Lol another "job" thread....get a life looosers...

Re: for all the dev nurds

Posted: Thu Jun 06, 2013 11:04 pm
by Tsakali
obsidian wrote:The issue with IE (and when we say IE, we mean people using IE 8 or less) is that there are a bunch of morons and/or backward tech departments that refuse to upgrade so that they can cling on to their ways circa 1999. Personally, I think if you're on IE8 or older browser, you can expect the internet to look like the output of a braille reader because you must have some kind of disability to choose to stay in the past.

BTW, this:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Progressive_enhancement

We have a dev, that is really a designer but also calls himself a dev.... bah, he creates image backgrounds for gradients, corner radius effects etc. which completely undermines adaptability. We've started doing some 'adaptive' projects and there's where his habbits really get him in trouble. Also he never fucking optimizes images,...let alone considering the image format on any given situation...You would atleast think he would respect the image process...nope. Just knowing that there is this type of garbage coming out under the same roof, makes me wanna rage.

that progressive enhancement thing sounds like it solves the problem by nuking instead of using ground troops... prolly a lot of unnecessary casualties. Haven't read up on any good examples but that's the impression that I'm getting.

Re: for all the dev nurds

Posted: Fri Jun 07, 2013 3:13 am
by obsidian
Wut? Traditionally, "graceful degradation" means you create your site, then fix all the stuff that IE breaks.

Progressive enhancement means you get the basics done right first, so the very basic markup should appear correctly on all browsers. Then you add the pretty stuff, so even if some of the newer CSS stuff like rounded corners aren't rendered on shitty browsers, at least you won't have things rendering off the edge of the screen, etc.

I don't see what that has anything to do with your retard artist and tossing nukes.

Re: for all the dev nurds

Posted: Fri Jun 07, 2013 6:20 am
by MKJ
And for those clients that won't accept that their in house ie8 doesn't do CSS3 but still want that fancy design, there's Pie.

Fuck using images for CSS3.