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http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/ ... y-OS-Sucks

From 2 and a 1/2 years ago, but still funny. Still pretty relevant: Windows 7 might not be crash happy, but it ain't half clunky and slow at times.

Searched for it here, seems it hasn't been posted before.

I'm getting a zero reading on my lolometer. Either broken or not funny, can anyone else confirm?

The moronometer on the other hand is going crazy. WTF?

... Maybe you need to lighten up.

i suspect the reason it hasn't been posted here before now is because it is in fact not funny at all

Maybe you have to remember how well those old (early) computers ran?

They didn't run well at all. Loading a program meant swapping out between six 5" floppies for 10 mintues only to have the computer report a disk error on disk 6 and freeze. I do not miss those days at all and have zero nostalgia for those horrid floppy shitting pieces of yellowing plastic.

It's a post from DTS: not worth reading.

No, but it is fun waving the moronometer in his general direction every once and while and watch the lights flash like NORAD at midnight of the doomsday clock.

obsidian wrote:They didn't run well at all. Loading a program meant swapping out between six 5" floppies for 10 mintues only to have the computer report a disk error on disk 6 and freeze. I do not miss those days at all and have zero nostalgia for those horrid floppy shitting pieces of yellowing plastic.

No it didn't. Most Amiga games came on one disk and didn't take anything like 10 mins to load

LOL... anyone remember having to set up IRQ and DMA channels? Oh, stupid old computers... I can see why DTS loves working with machines as brain dead as he is.

DTS wrote:Maybe you have to remember how well those old (early) computers ran?

THEY WAAN THE BLADDY WAW THEY BLADDY DID, JUST LOIK THE QUEEN MAAM

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DTS wrote:... Maybe you need to lighten up.

lol

i like

amiga 2.0 and under mosty

mac os 8.6 - 9.1 pretty well

pc xp

im sure the linix s and all that are good too

obsidian wrote:LOL... anyone remember having to set up IRQ and DMA channels? Oh, stupid old computers... I can see why DTS loves working with machines as brain dead as he is.

Those stand alone DOS setup programs that you had to run for every game...

Thread does not deliver.

but this guy does

obsidian wrote:They didn't run well at all. Loading a program meant swapping out between six 5" floppies for 10 mintues only to have the computer report a disk error on disk 6 and freeze. I do not miss those days at all and have zero nostalgia for those horrid floppy shitting pieces of yellowing plastic.

and

obsidian wrote:No, but it is fun waving the moronometer in his general direction every once and while and watch the lights flash like NORAD at midnight of the doomsday clock.

Both gold

Speaking of old computers, I was looking for an old C64 game called "Boulder Dash". Not sure you've played it then have a lookie

I have been hooked for a couple of weeks now

Edit: just for Eraser

It's spelled "Boulder Dash", I believe, and it's only a google search away. There's half a billion different versions of the game though.

I invented a game called "Balder Gash" and the gameplay is you have to shave a college girl's twat in under 10 seconds.

Holy crap, reminds me of some old school sex game from the mid [early?] '90s where you literally had to shave a vagina. It featured some UK newspaper model iirc. Can't remember the name.

GONNAFISTYA wrote:I invented a game called "Balder Gash" and the gameplay is you have to shave a college girl's twat in under 10 seconds.

Sounds like a winner to me.