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traffic racer...

Posted: Sat Dec 14, 2013 1:05 am
by scared?
Best racing game ever.... or am I a moron?...

Re: traffic racer...

Posted: Sat Dec 14, 2013 1:11 am
by LawL
Do you play racing games to compensate for being too poor to own a decent car?

Re: traffic racer...

Posted: Sat Dec 14, 2013 1:19 am
by scared?
Uh no... for fun... Fucking weirdo...

Re: traffic racer...

Posted: Sat Dec 14, 2013 1:23 am
by SoM

Re: traffic racer...

Posted: Sat Dec 14, 2013 5:47 am
by LawL
scared? wrote:Uh no... for fun... Fucking weirdo...
Fair enough, it's not like a van and a Kia would be any fun to drive. I guess computer games is the best you can hope for.

Re: traffic racer...

Posted: Sat Dec 14, 2013 9:56 am
by seremtan
C'MAWN TAAHLER!

Re: traffic racer...

Posted: Mon Dec 16, 2013 12:04 pm
by Κracus
I tried it for fun, good game for the kids on long trips!

Re: traffic racer...

Posted: Mon Dec 16, 2013 2:57 pm
by Captain
I take it you've been playing it on your 4 hour bus rides to the call centre?

Re: traffic racer...

Posted: Mon Dec 16, 2013 3:25 pm
by Κracus
Why didn't I think of that? Woulda saved me a few hours shoveling my car out this morning. Fucking snow storm was horrible, like your non-jokes.

Re: traffic racer...

Posted: Mon Dec 16, 2013 3:44 pm
by Captain
Maybe this will help:

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Re: traffic racer...

Posted: Mon Dec 16, 2013 3:56 pm
by losCHUNK
loooool :up:

Re: traffic racer...

Posted: Mon Dec 16, 2013 4:23 pm
by Κracus
lol yeah Germans, they sure don't know how to engineer something. Said no one ever.

Still waiting to hear what car you dweebs are driving.

Re: traffic racer...

Posted: Mon Dec 16, 2013 4:33 pm
by Captain
2011 Mazda 3. It's better than yours because it exists.

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Re: traffic racer...

Posted: Mon Dec 16, 2013 5:00 pm
by Κracus
The only place it doesn't exist is in your imagination. I'd poke fun at your car but frankly it's too easy. It's not as fast, not as fun, not as functional, not as well engineered, not as powerful and basically sucks in every measurable way in comparison to my car. It'd be like beating a dead horse, much like you're doing in more ways than one.

Re: traffic racer...

Posted: Mon Dec 16, 2013 5:02 pm
by scared?
Lol what kind if moron buys a car with the same name of said moron?...

Re: traffic racer...

Posted: Mon Dec 16, 2013 5:05 pm
by Κracus
You'd have to be the captain of morons of somekind.

Re: traffic racer...

Posted: Mon Dec 16, 2013 6:01 pm
by Captain
Κracus wrote:The only place it doesn't exist is in your imagination. I'd poke fun at your car but frankly it's too easy. It's not as fast, not as fun, not as functional, not as well engineered, not as powerful and basically sucks in every measurable way in comparison to my car. It'd be like beating a dead horse, much like you're doing in more ways than one.
Yeah fantasy cars are always the best, it's just too bad you don't actually own one.

Re: traffic racer...

Posted: Mon Dec 16, 2013 7:27 pm
by Κracus
lol whatever makes you sleep better at night moron. I'm starting to think not posting pics of my car is the best thing I've ever done.

Re: traffic racer...

Posted: Mon Dec 16, 2013 7:55 pm
by LawL
The only reason you don't post a pic of your car is because you don't own one. You were too stupid to even google a model to bullshit about.

Re: traffic racer...

Posted: Mon Dec 16, 2013 7:58 pm
by Κracus
Except I'll be driving it home in 15 minutes. That's what makes this amusing. The only irritating part is that you guys can't hold back and ruin otherwise interesting threads. This doesn't count so I'm not bothered.

Re: traffic racer...

Posted: Mon Dec 16, 2013 8:05 pm
by LawL
Hey even if you won't be driving anything home in 15 minutes because you don't own a car, at least you can type it on the internet. :up:

Re: traffic racer...

Posted: Mon Dec 16, 2013 8:13 pm
by Κracus
Or do both, which I have.

Re: traffic racer...

Posted: Mon Dec 16, 2013 8:15 pm
by MKJ
I like how you're trying to make this about who's car is better, rather than 'show us your car, kracus'.
a nice attempt at misdirection.

Re: traffic racer...

Posted: Mon Dec 16, 2013 8:32 pm
by Doombrain
Κracus wrote:lol yeah Germans, they sure don't know how to engineer something. Said no one ever.

Still waiting to hear what car you dweebs are driving.
A real VW

Re: traffic racer...

Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2013 10:04 am
by LawL
Κracus wrote:Or do both, which I have.
No you haven't.