The Ann Arbor News crime column reported that a man walked into a Burger King in Ypsilanti, Michigan at 5 A.M., flashed a gun, and demanded cash. The clerk turned him down because he said he couldn’t open the cash register without a food order. When the man ordered onion rings, the clerk said they weren’t available for breakfast… The frustrated gunman walked away.
Re: holiday spam thread! 2013 darwin awards!
Posted: Wed Dec 25, 2013 5:37 am
by Scourge
Yeah, that's more like idiot awards. Hardly survival of the fittest if almost all of them survived.
Re: holiday spam thread! 2013 darwin awards!
Posted: Wed Dec 25, 2013 6:36 am
by SoM
goof wins the award
above ground pool
Re: holiday spam thread! 2013 darwin awards!
Posted: Wed Dec 25, 2013 7:49 pm
by plained
yea thats true fatality for darwin award used to be mandatory