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time for a new project...my wife...

Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2014 2:54 am
by scared?
She's getting new breasts and a tummy tuck (6 babies) on Wednesday... I could do it myself but I guess I'll let the moron doctors do it...

Pics available on request. . questions?...

Re: time for a new project...my wife...

Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2014 3:23 am
by SoM
fat fuck whale

go ahead, do the lipo yourself

pics...

Re: time for a new project...my wife...

Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2014 3:39 am
by Whiskey 7
scared? wrote:............ . questions?...

Image

Re: time for a new project...my wife...

Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2014 3:47 am
by scared?
Poor ppl can't afford cosmetic surgery... :olo: ... Lol poor ppl...

Re: time for a new project...my wife...

Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2014 3:56 am
by obsidian
I saw the title of this thread, thought it was a title edit, and was prepared to lol at Goof, but in fact it is actually just really depressing. :(

Re: time for a new project...my wife...

Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2014 4:06 am
by vileliquid1026
Memphis wrote:s'pose after 6 kids munching her baps she'd need a fresh set. bolt-ons and a stapling. strewth. she'll end up like some white trash borg. what's her designation, 7 of eleven? :olo:

This grossed me out for some reason :olo: :up:

Re: time for a new project...my wife...

Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2014 4:27 am
by LawL
lol @ fat ugly people who need surgery in hope of being slightly less fat and ugly. :olo:

Re: time for a new project...my wife...

Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2014 4:56 am
by Theftbot
I could do it myself
:
http://www.surgeonsim.com/

Re: time for a new project...my wife...

Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2014 6:12 am
by Captain
This'll save you some money Geoff

Image

IMAGE NOT TO SCALE

Re: time for a new project...my wife...

Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2014 7:23 am
by MKJ
Memphis wrote: she'll end up like some white trash borg. what's her designation, 7 of eleven? :olo:
Fucking lol

Re: time for a new project...my wife...

Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2014 8:50 am
by seremtan
Memphis wrote:7 of eleven?
fucking :olo:

Re: time for a new project...my wife...

Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2014 12:42 pm
by HM-PuFFNSTuFF
obsidian wrote:I saw the title of this thread, thought it was a title edit, and was prepared to lol at Goof, but in fact it is actually just really depressing. :(
this

Re: time for a new project...my wife...

Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2014 3:11 pm
by vesp
simultaneously hilarious and depressing.

Re: time for a new project...my wife...

Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2014 3:37 pm
by scared?
I'm considering a penis reduction... The cock is just too big to manage at times...

Re: time for a new project...my wife...

Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2014 4:45 pm
by losCHUNK
MKJ wrote:
Memphis wrote: she'll end up like some white trash borg. what's her designation, 7 of eleven? :olo:
Fucking lol
larf

Re: time for a new project...my wife...

Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2014 5:15 pm
by plained
whoa that is serious stuff ey!

cheers to quickest best recovery and everything going awesomest!

Re: time for a new project...my wife...

Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2014 5:16 pm
by plained
scared? wrote:I'm considering a penis reduction... The cock is just too big to manage at times...
well i wouldn't consider a reduction

what i fucking hate is when i sit on a toilet my wang touches the bowl :puke:

Re: time for a new project...my wife...

Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2014 9:07 pm
by xer0s
I request the pics...

Re: time for a new project...my wife...

Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2014 10:59 pm
by SoM
xer0s wrote:I request the pics...
i don't think they make cameras with enough megapixels for such a feat

Re: time for a new project...my wife...

Posted: Mon Mar 31, 2014 3:54 am
by Foo
Sounds like this project is too big to fail.

Re: time for a new project...my wife...

Posted: Mon Mar 31, 2014 11:39 am
by seremtan
let's hope the plastic surgeon has the whole project in mind while he operates

Re: time for a new project...my wife...

Posted: Mon Mar 31, 2014 10:16 pm
by losCHUNK
[lvlshot]http://r2.cygnuspub.com/files/cygnus/image/FCP/2012/MAY/640x360/jcb1570qbreakeronexcavator_10712795.jpg[/lvlshot]

Re: time for a new project...my wife...

Posted: Mon Mar 31, 2014 10:17 pm
by Captain
She's had bigger (and blacker).

Re: time for a new project...my wife...

Posted: Mon Mar 31, 2014 11:49 pm
by scared?
So have I...

Re: time for a new project...my wife...

Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2014 7:59 am
by Ryoki
Memphis wrote:what's her designation, 7 of eleven? :olo:
:olo: