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scared? wrote: 2. Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away.
—Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

scared? wrote: 6. ?...

A woman is very afraid of the size of her opening.

So she goes to her mother, she says what am I going to do I’m so big down there when I marry Harry he’s going to divorce me.

Her mother says don’t worry sweetheart it runs in the family, do what I did when I married your father. Go to the market, get some raw liver, put it in there he’ll never know the difference.

So she does.

They have eight hours of sex after their marriage. She wakes up at 10 o’clock, he’s gone but there’s a note on her pillow.
It says -:
“My darling Harriet.
To think that I waited a year to consummate our loving relationship makes my heart beat so loudly I’m surprised it didn’t wake you up.
The only reason I’m not here now darling is that I’m at work to make enough money to buy you a house, a picket fence, we’ll have dogs and children.

When the 5 o’clock dinner bell rings I will be home like the winged Gossamer of love in your arms.

Your loving husband, Harry.

PS. Your cunt is in the sink."

Pext wrote:“As long as you still experience the stars as something "above you", you lack the eye of knowledge.”

― Friedrich Nietzsche

seremtan wrote:i seriously doubt that a fedora would recognise that Nietzsche is referencing Kant's famous "starry sky above me and the moral law within me" line

Pext wrote:

seremtan wrote:i seriously doubt that a fedora would recognise that Nietzsche is referencing Kant's famous "starry sky above me and the moral law within me" line

That's what I like about the quote. While I don't agree with Nietzsches slave/master dichotomy I prefer a more multi facetted narrative approach to morale over the deistic version propagated by Kant.

Pext wrote:"It's better to live on your feet than die on your knees."