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“This is a wrong-headed campaign. I don’t think he has looked hard at the science,” insisted Callender, a freelance writer and penis puppeteer — meaning he’s involved in the theatrical contortion of male genitalia.

When Callender protests the concerts, he wears a beret, a black shirt and Speedo underwear. He carries signs saying he condemns Bono’s support of circumcision and that he supports his “superb Irish foreskin.”

Callender accused Bono of being a hypocrite, claiming Ireland has a low rate of circumcision.

“Bono is Foreskin Enemy Number Two,” said Callender, who calls Bill Gates Enemy Number One, because his foundation has pledged millions of dollars to perform circumcisions in places like Uganda and Kenya.

“I think Bono has just been taking talking points from the Gates foundation. You can cut off half the penis and still have to wear a condom because you can still get HIV having unprotected sex with an infected person.”