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Doctors of q3w...
Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2005 10:35 pm
by Duhard
I've been having a fucking stomach pain for about 4 months now and all I got as medication is some Pantoloc 40 Mg and as soon as I play some hoops or work hard it always comes back as if it never heals completely.
I've been told it could be cause I drink lots of Pepsi and beer and whatnot...what's the deal and why can't it heal properly?
Obviously the doctor is a huge moron and his pills are bullshit...you guys ever heard about similar stories?!
Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2005 10:38 pm
by DRuM
The roids have fucked with you. It's probably nothing too serious. You're gonna die and then you'll be fine.
Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2005 10:39 pm
by Duhard
I never took any steroids in my entire life.
Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2005 10:39 pm
by FragaGeddon
You're going to die.
Run for your fucking life!
Re: Doctors of q3w...
Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2005 10:40 pm
by tnf
Duhard wrote:I've been having a fucking stomach pain for about 4 months now and all I got as medication is some Pantoloc 40 Mg and as soon as I play some hoops or work hard it always comes back as if it never heals completely.
I've been told it could be cause I drink lots of Pepsi and beer and whatnot...what's the deal and why can't it heal properly?
Obviously the doctor is a huge moron and his pills are bullshit...you guys ever heard about similar stories?!
waht kind of pain? Sharp? Dull? Is it an acid issue? Do acid reducers provide temporary relief?
Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2005 10:40 pm
by FragaGeddon
Duhard wrote:I never took any steroids in my entire life.
Do you have a small penis?
Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2005 10:40 pm
by Duhard
Everybody dies...
Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2005 10:41 pm
by Duhard
FragaGeddon wrote:Duhard wrote:I never took any steroids in my entire life.
Do you have a small penis?
If you consider 8" small then yeah...
Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2005 10:41 pm
by FragaGeddon
tnf wants proof. Insert it into his mouth.
Re: Doctors of q3w...
Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2005 10:43 pm
by Duhard
tnf wrote:waht kind of pain? Sharp? Dull? Is it an acid issue? Do acid reducers provide temporary relief?
Well it's kinda like a constant aching in my stomach and my acid reducers don't do jack shit nowadays...it used to fix the problem but not anymore since it always comes back.
Since I live in a shithole I only have an appointment with a professional in 3 months but I don't got 3 months...allright?
Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2005 10:43 pm
by Duhard
FragaGeddon wrote:tnf wants proof. Insert it into his mouth.
Just ask aimee...
Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2005 10:44 pm
by Duhard
Hello?!
I'm dying here for fucks sake...can anybody help?
p.s. pissing me off is not an option..
Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2005 11:04 pm
by Cool Blue
Have you considered not injecting roids for a while to test if it's from them?
Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2005 11:04 pm
by phantasmagoria
cancer
Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2005 12:48 am
by tnf
Don't know what to tell you. If it's the shits and gas, try taking somethign like Phazyme for the gas and immodium for the shits. If the antacids (like tums) don't work, and the PPI's like zantac don't work either...not sure what it would be.
Re: Doctors of q3w...
Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2005 1:02 am
by Canidae
Duhard wrote:I've been having a fucking stomach pain for about 4 months now and all I got as medication is some Pantoloc 40 Mg and as soon as I play some hoops or work hard it always comes back as if it never heals completely.
I've been told it could be cause I drink lots of Pepsi and beer and whatnot...what's the deal and why can't it heal properly?
Obviously the doctor is a huge moron and his pills are bullshit...you guys ever heard about similar stories?!
Don't worry you're just having my child. It will all be over in five months
Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2005 2:58 am
by Deathshroud
Hernia. pwned
Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2005 2:59 am
by Duhard
Deathshroud wrote:Hernia. pwned
Are you serious?
How can I recover from that shit?
Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2005 3:19 am
by bork[e]
Only one way...die.
Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2005 3:21 am
by Duhard
y'all gonna pay for this nonsense...
Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2005 3:31 am
by seza
shut up you fucking cry baby..maybe the 'doctors of q3w' don't want to help you. that ever cross your simple mind? ...or they haven't seen the thread.
in my expert opinion your stomach pain is most likely derived from cancer. a rare type of cancer that starts out as having symptoms of dull/sharp/throb'ing/intense pain for 4 months..then evolving in to what is known in the 'industry' as 'you need to make a will as of yesterday because you're dead today'. no second opinions needed.
Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2005 4:01 am
by Canidae
It's an ulcer. Take antibiotics.
Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2005 4:06 am
by obsidian
Cancer, hernia, ulcer, could be any number of things really. Does it hurt higher up or lower... could be problems with either stomach or intestinal.
Either way, the only definitive way to tell is probably to do an gastrointestinal endoscopy.
What's up with the 3-month appointment? Where do you live anyway... some remote village where you have to wait for the witchdoctor to come over from the other side of the mountain?

Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2005 4:33 am
by Canidae
He lives in St. Louis de Ha! Ha!, Quebec
Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2005 5:12 am
by tnf
Duhard wrote:Deathshroud wrote:Hernia. pwned
Are you serious?
How can I recover from that shit?
If the pain is in your stomach directly, I doubt seriously that it is a hernia.
I'm not a doctor, but I'd say that any doc is still going to have trouble diagnosing the problem over the net with the info that there is so far.
So - and I am not a doctor - here are questions that I would guess would be relevant for a work up to start figuring the shit out - again, forgive my amatuerish work up (saturn and geebs):
1) Describe the pain - location, severity (1 to 10 - 10 being the absolute worst you can handle), how long has it hurt, does it hurt more at different times of the day or during specific activity, does anything make it go away or any make it worse?
2) Have you had any infections, etc., in the past few months?
3) Can you trace the pain back to a specific incident (lifting, playing basketball, eating something?)
4) Any changes in your bowel movements (i.e. constipation, diarrhea, bloody shit - yea, its gross, but important)
5) Do you have a fever?
6) Any vomiting?
7) Have you ever been diagnosed with acid reflux or hyperacidity or do you generally have a sensitive gut?
8) What medications/drugs/etc. do you take? How much and how often?
9) Drink alcohol? How much, how often?
10) Smoke cigarrettes? How many, how often?
Answer some of those, might help figure things out.
Or, go check out
http://www.webmd.com
I think they have a self-diagnosing tool there...