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The verdict is in! Innocent.
Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2005 11:39 am
by rep
Michael Jackson found innocent. (Although he's really not.)
God I'm so smart. This is fooling everyone.
So what do you think he is, and what he'll get?
Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2005 11:41 am
by Denz
I knew this was a false statement because the jury is still out on this and they won't get back together until monday.
I hope they hang him. I know he's guilty.
Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2005 11:42 am
by Testoclesius
its so obvious he'll be found not guilty his defense team have slaughtered the prosecution :lol:
Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2005 11:45 am
by Denz
Testoclesius wrote:its so obvious he'll be found not guilty his defense team have slaughtered the prosecution :lol:
Yeah prolly so.
Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2005 11:47 am
by lars63
I think he is going to walk too
Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2005 11:52 am
by Pauly
He won't do time either way.
Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2005 11:58 am
by rep
I hope he's found not guilty, because the more let downs people have in these situations, the more likely they are to not pay attention to them in the future.
Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2005 11:59 am
by Denz
Hell, everyone is looking for a little drama in thier life.
Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2005 1:30 pm
by glossy
tldr, faggot.
Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2005 3:15 pm
by SplishSplash
maybe he'll be guilty for some minor thing like giving the kid alcohol and get some probation and community service
Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2005 3:18 pm
by rep
SplishSplash wrote:maybe he'll be guilty for some minor thing like giving the kid alcohol and get some probation and community service
That's pretty wise. The diet coke can with wine stuff was documented by several people.
Maybe he'll also be found guilty for releasing HIStory, fucking up his face so much, and literally acting like a clown?
Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2005 3:18 pm
by tnf
if the history of the accuser's mother and her previous attempt to extort and leech of famous persons isn't enough to cause reasonable doubt, i don't know what is. Not saying that he's innocent, but all his defense needed to show was reasonable doubt, and I think there is plenty of that.
love it or hate it, that's the system.
I honestly believe that he is so wacked out, though, that he really doesn't have any idea that what he does with the kids is wrong. So, in my opinion, he is more criminally insane than and actual sexual predator...in either case, guilty or not-guilty, he should never be allowed contact with kids other than his own again...how practical is that I don't know.
Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2005 3:22 pm
by rep
Here's the deal:
Both sides are guilty, but it's not like "John Doe" and his family are on trial, Michael the sodomite is.
I want to hear George W. Bush's take on the issue. Maybe someone can ask him in a press conference instead of asking about the downing street memo?
Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2005 4:07 pm
by Pext
his music is ingenious. it doesn't matter if...
he's guilty or not
Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2005 4:11 pm
by The PlainisT
yean he has a big music business talent
Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2005 4:57 pm
by +JuggerNaut+
Jackson for Prime Minister
Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2005 10:30 pm
by mjrpes
Whether MJ is innocent or not, he has been triumphed:
http://download.ifilm.com/qt/portal/2672935_300.mov
Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2005 10:35 pm
by MKJ
even if he's found guilty he wont go to prison, he has too much money and more importantly is too big an icon for the US. he's a 'hero', even

Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2005 10:47 pm
by Transient
OMFG that was hilarious! :lol:
"He came in his pajamas."
Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2005 10:49 pm
by mjrpes
"On a scale of one to ten, how old is Michael Jackson's boyfriend?"

Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2005 10:51 pm
by Transient
"Why was MJ spotted at a K-Mart? He heard boy's pants were half off."
Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2005 10:53 pm
by CrinklyArse
How does michael jackson pick his nose?
Out of a catalouge
*ba dum dum tch*
Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2005 10:56 pm
by dzjepp
So 2 guys walk into a bar...
Michael Jackson.
Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2005 11:05 pm
by Dave
"That was a dude"
Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2005 11:28 pm
by mjrpes
"Okay, now pretend your Michael Jackson masturbating to Home Alone"