good paddy joke
Posted: Thu Feb 17, 2005 1:15 pm
>A guy decides to have a party where his guests are asked to come as
>different emotions e.g. fear etc
>
>On the night of the party, the first guest arrives and the host opens the
>door to see a guy covered in green paint with the letters N and V painted
>on
>his chest.
>
>He says to this guy," Wow, great outfit, what emotion have you come as?"
>And
>the guy says," I'm green with NV".
>
>
>The host replies, "Brilliant, come on in and have a drink."
>
>A few minutes later the next guest arrives and the host opens the door to
>see a woman covered in a pink body stocking with a
>featherduster disappearing up her most intimate part.
>
>He says to this woman "Wow, great outfit, what emotion have you come as?"
>She replies, "I'm tickled pink."
>
>The host says, "I love it, come on in and join the party."
>
>
>A couple of minutes later the doorbell goes for the third time, and the
>host
>opens the door to see two Irish blokes, Paddy and Mick, standing stark
>naked
>one with his knob in a bowl of custard, and the other with his knob stuck
>in
>a pear.
>
>The host is really shocked and says, "Well, what the hell are you both
>doing? You could get arrested standing like that out there in the street
>like that. Anyhow what emotion is this supposed to be?!?!"
>
>Paddy replies, "Well, Oim fokn discustard, and Mick here has just come in
>despair"
>different emotions e.g. fear etc
>
>On the night of the party, the first guest arrives and the host opens the
>door to see a guy covered in green paint with the letters N and V painted
>on
>his chest.
>
>He says to this guy," Wow, great outfit, what emotion have you come as?"
>And
>the guy says," I'm green with NV".
>
>
>The host replies, "Brilliant, come on in and have a drink."
>
>A few minutes later the next guest arrives and the host opens the door to
>see a woman covered in a pink body stocking with a
>featherduster disappearing up her most intimate part.
>
>He says to this woman "Wow, great outfit, what emotion have you come as?"
>She replies, "I'm tickled pink."
>
>The host says, "I love it, come on in and join the party."
>
>
>A couple of minutes later the doorbell goes for the third time, and the
>host
>opens the door to see two Irish blokes, Paddy and Mick, standing stark
>naked
>one with his knob in a bowl of custard, and the other with his knob stuck
>in
>a pear.
>
>The host is really shocked and says, "Well, what the hell are you both
>doing? You could get arrested standing like that out there in the street
>like that. Anyhow what emotion is this supposed to be?!?!"
>
>Paddy replies, "Well, Oim fokn discustard, and Mick here has just come in
>despair"
