Quake3World

http://www.leshy.net/stuff/001_fecesking.php

I actually have tears on my face - no lie.

yeah a friend sent htis to me alittle while ago, fuck me its worth reading people.

it's relatively funny, but he could have been a lot more concise without losing any comedic effect. He needs to take a lesson from some of the Ubersite.com posters.

That said, this made me LOL:

I immediately exited the apartment, grabbed a metal patio chair, and hurled it into the blackened apartment in case anyone was in there.

Man.. Great story.. long ass read tho..

Holy shit, I was actually on the edge of my seat reading most of that. Great story, shit that could be a movie. Although it would've been more dramatic if the crazy guy 'Jed' had been holding his dead ex-g/f in the bathtub.

Should print it out and make it bathroom reading material

Originally found on the SomethingAwful Forums, I have mirrored this tale here purely for the reasons that I made me laugh to no end while reading the original thread.

Speaking of the SA forums, is anyone willing to share a login to the sites forums? It seems that they have disabled anonymous surfing

Hahaha I'm very tired now, so I've been laughing so much I'm crying a bit

"He's called me once and begged for help because he's stranded on the nascar race track in the middle of a race and I can clearly hear him through the wall."

And this is pretty good also:

"Suddenly I saw that there was a guy about 6 feet tall wearing a beige suit about two feet away from me, so I flipped the fuck out and tackled it. It turned out to be a cardboard standup of Captain Kirk Jed got somehow."

This is the best read I've had in quite a while

Canidae wrote:Should print it out and make it bathroom reading material

that's an excellent idea. Figure the whole story could fit on the inside of a bathroom stall door, at a large enough font to read from the toilet?

Weird question maybe, but does anyone know that story of the guy who had his ass hair shaven off? Anyone know where I can find it? That was hilarious as well.

[xeno]Julios wrote:

Canidae wrote:Should print it out and make it bathroom reading material

that's an excellent idea. Figure the whole story could fit on the inside of a bathroom stall door, at a large enough font to read from the toilet?

Let me guess. Your new mission is to post this on the inside door of every public stall in every public washroom in Toronto until they go from the quiet places where no one looks each other in the eye to happy places of converations about their personal shit stories and laughter ringing the halls drawing more inside.
This reminds me of all the effort someone has taken to spray paint "LIES?" on so many newspaper boxes I see in the downtown.

Eraser wrote:Weird question maybe, but does anyone know that story of the guy who had his ass hair shaven off? Anyone know where I can find it? That was hilarious as well.

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=& ... tnG=Search

Canidae wrote:
Let me guess. Your new mission is to post this on the inside door of every public stall in every public washroom in Toronto until they go from the quiet places where no one looks each other in the eye to happy places of converations about their personal shit stories and laughter ringing the halls drawing more inside.
This reminds me of all the effort someone has taken to spray paint "LIES?" on so many newspaper boxes I see in the downtown.

I hadn't thought about it fully until you mentioned it. Yes I believe that was one of my subconscious motivations.

I think my ultimate goal is to have government regulations require bidets (or their functional equivalents) in all public restrooms.

Auburndale wrote:

Originally found on the SomethingAwful Forums, I have mirrored this tale here purely for the reasons that I made me laugh to no end while reading the original thread.

Speaking of the SA forums, is anyone willing to share a login to the sites forums? It seems that they have disabled anonymous surfing

The account is well worth $10.

To answer your question: Maybe if you were someone I actually knew very well. Sorry.

[xeno]Julios wrote: http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=& ... tnG=Search

Ooh yeah this is the one
http://www.forgetfoo.com/?blogid=3687

Eraser wrote:

[xeno]Julios wrote: http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=& ... tnG=Search

Ooh yeah this is the one
http://www.forgetfoo.com/?blogid=3687

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SplishSplash wrote:The account is well worth $10.

To answer your question: Maybe if you were someone I actually knew very well. Sorry.

^ this guy is funny on SA

i am there incognito

Jesus, what complete insanity.

Bad craziness.

I thought this was about Kracus fight thread?