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A former coworker of mine now does IT support for the coaching staff of the Carolina Panthers. One of the linemen on the team is in a Capital One commercial with David Spade.

Anyone else have something similar that springs to mind?

My friend knows someone who knows someone who knows Matt Groening. He has his cell phone number.

My grandma did sign-language for a speach given by Bill Clinton.

A friend of mine's brother in law hunts with Ted Nugent.

raw's brother wrestles aligators with that guy from Jackass

I look like Kevin Bacon.

I win.

Kevin Bacon is a faggot... You look like a faggot

Oh the bitterness!

I thought you were going to accuse me of flaming you like soapboi did

My picture was in a japanese teeny bopper magazine years and years ago. i had more hair then.

A friend of my mom's knows all the members of Jefferson Starship and he went to school with half the Grateful Dead.

I passed Gabe Kaplan as he was getting on an elevator in Montreal.

My mom used to know Led Zeppelin's road manager.

My wife's aunt used to date Gregg Allman.

My dad was in a band with Steve Tyler of Aerosmith. His real last name is Tallerico, and he took the name Tyler from my mom's maiden name. They used to live together. Heh, none of you are gonna believe that one. It was before I was born, and I didn't believe it either, until I saw the pictures.

I have a book signed by Oliver Stone that says 'to a small guy.' I told him to put swell, but he misunderstood me. I was wondering what he meant when he said I had a big heart

I watched Bob Ross on tv tonight. You have Bob Ross as your avatar.

Dave wrote:I thought you were going to accuse me of flaming you like soapboi did

I'm too gay-looking to resort to an aggressive posture, unless you are trying to renounce my marriage to that transvestite Kyra Segwick...

Nightshade wrote:I watched Bob Ross on tv tonight. You have Bob Ross as your avatar.

I think he was trying to contact me through you. Did he talk about anything that sounded ominous like impending plagues or wars?

I stood next to John Elway in las vegas at the MGM.

Canidae wrote:

Dave wrote:I thought you were going to accuse me of flaming you like soapboi did

I'm too gay-looking to resort to an aggressive posture, unless you are trying to renounce my marriage to that transvestite Kyra Segwick...

No, I'm just trying to bait you

At the last company I worked for, my boss was an ex-Minnesota Viking lineman.

Dave wrote:

Nightshade wrote:I watched Bob Ross on tv tonight. You have Bob Ross as your avatar.

I think he was trying to contact me through you. Did he talk about anything that sounded ominous like impending plagues or wars?

Hmm, he did mention something about a dread rider on a pale horse...



I was at an Elvis tribute concert in Memphis in '94 and Michael Jackson, Janet Jackson, and Priscilla Presley walked by me no more than six feet away.

Nightshade wrote: I was at an Elvis tribute concert in Memphis in '94 and Michael Jackson, Janet Jackson, and Priscilla Presley walked by me no more than six feet away.

You had a chance to redeem humanity and you failed

Well, at least I didn't clap.

I met this guy

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0205282/

Oh I forgot.. I met Bill Shatner too. He was giving a speech on tv or something using the equipment housed in the building I used to work in. I pointed at him and said 'Heeey Bill' like that Priceline commercial with Leonard Nimoy. I always wanted to do that.

I posted a picture of my cock on a ratemyschlong website. I was in the top 10 for a while. Now they are having a federal court case to deal with, from not being able to prove the people that put up their pictures are over the age of 18.

I once bumped into Iggy Pop in Miami.

I'm Spartacus

tnf wrote:I stood next to John Elway in las vegas at the MGM.

hey thats a good place for me to start, his grandpa lived in my neighborhood.

went to school with the drummer from the screeming trees. he took my sister to prom or something. he was also in a band with peter buck of rem, a band with layne from AIC, mcreedey from pj,.......the whole seattle thing.

my mom used to do the hair of a couple of dallas cowboy cheerleaders