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Miami-Dade County Commissioner commits suicide... CIA style
Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2005 7:54 pm
by rep
This is not a GeoffWorld thread. Please read it. Smell the bullshit.
"Teele was found with
two small caliber holes in the back of his head. Initially Teele responded to questions by blinking his eyes on command, he said."
http://aolsvc.news.aol.com/news/article ... 5909990010
If you can't see something strange going on here, then you're lost.
Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2005 8:00 pm
by rep
The problem with your argument is: you're wrong.
The first step of assassination is destroying their image so they don't become a martyr.
I can't wait to take care of you in the cleansing time.
Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2005 8:00 pm
by shiznit
Teele, who is black, is also a former Miami-Dade County commissioner.
:icon19: no shit.
Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2005 8:02 pm
by rep
Nothing to see here, move along! Riddla figured everything out...
The news reports that he was corrupt and someone he fired claims he sounded nutty on the phone. It must all be true.
Move along.
Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2005 8:06 pm
by rep
You know what's funny... You're joking, and I'm being serious.
Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2005 8:07 pm
by werldhed
rep wrote:Nothing to see here, move along! Riddla figured everything out...
The news reports that he was corrupt and someone he fired claims he sounded nutty on the phone. It must all be true.
Move along.
I'm sorry, I've read that multiple times now...but...who exactly did he fire?
Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2005 8:08 pm
by shiznit
riddla just slapped the shit out of you because your a obese star trek conspiracy nerd.
Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2005 8:09 pm
by rep
I meant to type 'they'. The Miami Herald.
LOL SHIZNIT, I destroyed Riddla days ago. He's an echo of the screaming pile of shit he once was. The man shot himself in the back of the head, twice.
Yeah, good one. It'd be different if it clarified that they are exit wounds, but since they failed to mention any other holes one must assume they're entry wounds.
Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2005 8:10 pm
by shiznit
Why don't you fuck off already no one likes your shitty threads and replies.
Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2005 8:11 pm
by Big Kahuna Burger
rep can't take a hint, even a whole fucking forum of hints.
Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2005 8:11 pm
by R00k
riddla wrote:
fixed.
I don't have any problem with corrupt, swindling politicians disappearing from the gene pool, but it's still odd that he shot himself in the back of the head twice.
Being a semi-automatic, it's possible that he might have held the trigger and a second shot fired off. But that's pretty tough to do when pointing at the back of your own head.
Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2005 8:11 pm
by sliver
I don't understand the sentence about blinking.
Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2005 8:12 pm
by rep
No one equals the seven or eight of you little shits who love to suck my cock on this forum, lol...
"Hey look, rep posted something. We all have to go in there and start a dispute because our life depends on it."
Fucking nerds.
Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2005 8:12 pm
by werldhed
rep wrote:I meant to type 'they'. The Miami Herald.
LOL SHIZNIT, I destroyed Riddla days ago. He's an echo of the screaming pile of shit he once was. The man shot himself in the back of the head, twice.
Yeah, good one. It'd be different if it clarified that they are exit wounds, but since they failed to mention any other holes one must assume they're entry wounds.
What would be wrong with shooting yourself in the back of the head? From an anatomical point of view it would make the most sense if you're trying to kill yourself.
Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2005 8:13 pm
by rep
R00k wrote:odd that he shot himself in the back of the head twice.
Being a semi-automatic, it's possible that he might have held the trigger and a second shot fired off. But that's pretty tough to do when pointing at the back of your own head.
Durrr, really? That's the whole point of the thread.
Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2005 8:13 pm
by shiznit
That's exactly what happened because the initial shock from the first bullet made his hands clutch.
Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2005 8:13 pm
by R00k
rep wrote:R00k wrote:odd that he shot himself in the back of the head twice.
Being a semi-automatic, it's possible that he might have held the trigger and a second shot fired off. But that's pretty tough to do when pointing at the back of your own head.
Durrr, really? That's the whole point of the thread.
I wasn't talking to you, as usual.
Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2005 8:13 pm
by rep
Word on the street is if you don't try to argue with me you'll pass out.
Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2005 8:14 pm
by rep
shiznit wrote:That's exactly what happened because the initial shock from the first bullet made his hands clutch.
Thanks, Columbo. I look forward to reading your report. I'm also interested in the logic of shooting yourself in the back of the head... Usually people pick the mouth or temple. Isn't that where you tried when testo exposed you as a virgin, piddla?
Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2005 8:15 pm
by shiznit
Why are you still here? Everyone thinks your a fucking moron, so do yourself a favor and fuck off.
Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2005 8:17 pm
by rep
riddla wrote:rep wrote:It'd be different if it clarified that they are exit wounds, but since they failed to mention any other holes one must assume they're entry wounds.
key words: assume and clarify. You seem to be the master of assumption.
Heaven forbid one hole is the entry and the other an exit.
Once again, you're a fucking idiot. No assumption needed there.
Jesus, what a brilliant
assumption. We can also assume that the exit wound would be
just as clean as the entry wound here in Riddlaworld.
Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2005 8:18 pm
by werldhed
rep wrote:shiznit wrote:That's exactly what happened because the initial shock from the first bullet made his hands clutch.
Thanks, Columbo. I look forward to reading your report. I'm also interested in the logic of shooting yourself in the back of the head... Usually people pick the mouth or temple. Isn't that where you tried when testo exposed you as a virgin, piddla?
Because your life functions are not operated by the frontal lobe. Shooting yourself in the temple is not the most effective way to ensure death. You want to aim for structures in the lower-back part of the brain. I thought we had a thread about this already.
edit: god, I can't spell.
Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2005 8:20 pm
by rep
Isn't BTVS on, riddla? I hear it's the one where _____ gets resurrected. Better go watch.
Re: Miami-Dade County Commissioner commits suicide... CIA st
Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2005 8:20 pm
by sliver
Teele was found with two small caliber holes in the back of his head. Initially Teele responded to questions by blinking his eyes on command, he said.
Honestly now, will someone explain what that means? He was found with two gunshot wounds to the head and he was still alive and lucid enough to answer questions?
Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2005 8:22 pm
by shiznit
rep wrote:shiznit wrote:That's exactly what happened because the initial shock from the first bullet made his hands clutch.
Thanks, Columbo. I look forward to reading your report. I'm also interested in the logic of shooting yourself in the back of the head... Usually people pick the mouth or temple. Isn't that where you tried when testo exposed you as a virgin, piddla?
Stop editing your posts dipshit, and your a fucking idiot.