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Fuckvid Beyonce <=> Jay-Z
Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2005 7:48 pm
by Plan B
Heard there was a pron-vid out catching Beyonce and Jay-Z in the act.
I need it for scientific purposes.
Link me up and you'll feel a better person.
Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2005 7:52 pm
by +JuggerNaut+
Nine Inch Nails - Head Like A Hole.flac
Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2005 7:55 pm
by Plan B
+JuggerNaut+ wrote:Nine Inch Nails - Head Like A Hole.flac
Rumor has it Jay doesn't quite fit up to the nine but thanks for contributing, anyway.
Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2005 7:55 pm
by PhoeniX
A fabricated news report claiming to be from The Associated Press claims Destiny's Child star Beyonce Knowles and boyfriend Jay-Z were illegally and secretly taped having sex at a hotel a year ago. Never mind the repeated spelling and grammatical errors (example: "Jana Fleishman, read that statement issued by Mr.Carter Tuesday Evening." -- hardly Columbia School of Journalism material), the story doesn't exist with AP. Translation: It is a fake news item that has spread quite quickly by gullible online "news" sites.
Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2005 7:58 pm
by Plan B
But if we all hold hands, can't we just make believe it's true?
Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2005 8:00 pm
by stocktroll
i wouldnt mind seeing beyonce get pounded
Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2005 8:14 pm
by Plan B
stocktroll wrote:i wouldnt mind seeing beyonce get pounded
I'm afraid it was all a clever ruse to draw our attention to aforementioned R&B-artist's dwindeling careers.
(Buy CD now! It's not as crap as you might think!)
Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2005 8:50 pm
by BowelFish
Plan B wrote:It's not as crap as you might think!)
For serious?
Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2005 10:00 pm
by Keep It Real
Plan B wrote:stocktroll wrote:i wouldnt mind seeing beyonce get pounded
I'm afraid it was all a clever ruse to draw our attention to aforementioned R&B-artist's dwindeling careers.
(Buy CD now! It's not as crap as you might think!)
Jay-Z isnt an R&B artist you stupid piece of shit
Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2005 10:07 pm
by Foo
woah correctional police
Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2005 10:09 pm
by Transient
+JuggerNaut+ wrote:Nine Inch Nails - Head Like A Hole.flac
.flac?
Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2005 10:10 pm
by duffman91
Foo wrote:woah correctional police
Serving the same purpose as school. To educate the morons.
Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2005 10:18 pm
by +JuggerNaut+
Transient wrote:+JuggerNaut+ wrote:Nine Inch Nails - Head Like A Hole.flac
.flac?
FLAC
Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2005 10:20 pm
by random name
Transient wrote:+JuggerNaut+ wrote:Nine Inch Nails - Head Like A Hole.flac
.flac?
"free lossless audio codec" methinks
Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2005 10:34 pm
by Keep It Real
duffman91 wrote:Foo wrote:woah correctional police
Serving the same purpose as school. To educate the morons.
real talk
Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2005 11:27 pm
by Cool Blue
Keep It Real wrote:Plan B wrote:stocktroll wrote:i wouldnt mind seeing beyonce get pounded
I'm afraid it was all a clever ruse to draw our attention to aforementioned R&B-artist's dwindeling careers.
(Buy CD now! It's not as crap as you might think!)
Jay-Z isnt an R&B artist you stupid piece of shit
He tried to be one.
Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2005 11:54 pm
by Nightshade
Keep It Real wrote:Plan B wrote:stocktroll wrote:i wouldnt mind seeing beyonce get pounded
I'm afraid it was all a clever ruse to draw our attention to aforementioned R&B-artist's dwindeling careers.
(Buy CD now! It's not as crap as you might think!)
Jay-Z isnt an R&B artist you stupid piece of shit
An absolutely critical distinction, good job BT. The very fate of mankind depends on knowing whether a horribly, horribly shitty generic hack falls into the R&B idiot or Rap idiot categories.
I feel safer with you on the frontlines.
Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2005 12:20 am
by Cool Blue
I guess it's legit.
http://www.broadwayworld.com/board/read ... rdname=off
New York (AP) -- Megastars Beyonce Knowles and boyfriend Rapper/mogul Jay Z (Shawn Carter) are suing a New Jersey man for allegedly trying to distribute and profit from a sex tape they say was recorded Illegally.
A lawsuit filed Monday seeks monetary damages as well as a temporary restraining order and injunction prohibiting the sale or other use of the videotape.
Carter, 36, and Knowles 24, accuse Kurtis Walker of trying to distribute the tape through an intermediary. The two said they recognize the hotel where the tape was made, and said a hidden camera caught the two having relations. "We are saddened at the lengths people will go to profit off someone else, our immediate concern is to stop the distrubion and any profiting that someone might do from this crime." Jana Fleishman, read that statement issued by Mr. Carter Tuesday Evening.
The tape, which was reportedly made 1 year ago shows the couples 2 minute sex romp. Walker could not be reached for comment and a call to a phone number listed for him showed the number had been disconnected. A message left for Walker's attorney was not immediately returned Monday.
The lawsuit also accused the 39 year-old man of working with the owner of an Internet pornography business and contacting the news media about the tape. The lawsuit said the release of the videotape would irreparably harm Carter's reputation and career, "even though he looks like a camel, he is not hung like
one, his member is really small and the release of this tape would prove harmful" said Fleishman.
Way to knock it out Jay-Z!!!

Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2005 12:40 am
by Chupacabra
Cool Blue wrote:I guess it's legit.
http://www.broadwayworld.com/board/read ... rdname=off
New York (AP) -- Megastars Beyonce Knowles and boyfriend Rapper/mogul Jay Z (Shawn Carter) are suing a New Jersey man for allegedly trying to distribute and profit from a sex tape they say was recorded Illegally.
A lawsuit filed Monday seeks monetary damages as well as a temporary restraining order and injunction prohibiting the sale or other use of the videotape.
Carter, 36, and Knowles 24, accuse Kurtis Walker of trying to distribute the tape through an intermediary. The two said they recognize the hotel where the tape was made, and said a hidden camera caught the two having relations. "We are saddened at the lengths people will go to profit off someone else, our immediate concern is to stop the distrubion and any profiting that someone might do from this crime." Jana Fleishman, read that statement issued by Mr. Carter Tuesday Evening.
The tape, which was reportedly made 1 year ago shows the couples 2 minute sex romp. Walker could not be reached for comment and a call to a phone number listed for him showed the number had been disconnected. A message left for Walker's attorney was not immediately returned Monday.
The lawsuit also accused the 39 year-old man of working with the owner of an Internet pornography business and contacting the news media about the tape. The lawsuit said the release of the videotape would irreparably harm Carter's reputation and career, "even though he looks like a camel, he is not hung like
one, his member is really small and the release of this tape would prove harmful" said Fleishman.
Way to knock it out Jay-Z!!!

how does that, in anyway counter this:
PhoeniX wrote:A fabricated news report claiming to be from The Associated Press claims Destiny's Child star Beyonce Knowles and boyfriend Jay-Z were illegally and secretly taped having sex at a hotel a year ago. Never mind the repeated spelling and grammatical errors (example: "Jana Fleishman, read that statement issued by Mr.Carter Tuesday Evening." -- hardly Columbia School of Journalism material), the story doesn't exist with AP. Translation: It is a fake news item that has spread quite quickly by gullible online "news" sites.
Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2005 12:50 am
by +JuggerNaut+
Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2005 5:03 am
by Keep It Real
Nightshade wrote:Keep It Real wrote:Plan B wrote:
I'm afraid it was all a clever ruse to draw our attention to aforementioned R&B-artist's dwindeling careers.
(Buy CD now! It's not as crap as you might think!)
Jay-Z isnt an R&B artist you stupid piece of shit
An absolutely critical distinction, good job BT. The very fate of mankind depends on knowing whether a horribly, horribly shitty generic hack falls into the R&B idiot or Rap idiot categories.
I feel safer with you on the frontlines.
I feel balder with you in my threads dumb retard
Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2005 6:29 am
by SplishSplash
Jay-Z is the King of New York, very very rich (richer than P-Diddy) and has retired.
So much for his "dwindling career".
And there's a difference between R&B and Hip-Hop.
Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2005 6:52 am
by Keep It Real
SplishSplash wrote:Jay-Z is the King of New York, very very rich (richer than P-Diddy) and has retired.
So much for his "dwindling career".
And there's a difference between R&B and Hip-Hop.
The guy who just got the position of CEO of Def Jam this year has a dwindling career

Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2005 7:26 am
by rep
SplishSplash wrote:And there's a difference between R&B and Hip-Hop.
That's like the rapist calling the robber black.
Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2005 7:54 am
by Grudge
whoa, holy racism batman!
but yeah, he produces utterly dull generic mainstream shit for the uneducated masses