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This is serious guys... life is short

Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2005 8:02 am
by eepberries
Subject: this is horrible

Hi my name is Kayla Wightman. I am 15 years old, and i have a sever lung cancer from second hand smoke. I also have a large tumor in my brain, from repeated beatings. Doctors say I will die soon if this isn't fixed, and my family can't pay the bills. The Make A Wish Foundation, has agreed to donate 7 cents everytime this message is sent on. For those of you who send this along , I thank you so much, but for those who don't send it, what goes around comes around.


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Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2005 8:11 am
by Grudge
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Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2005 10:22 am
by rep
Why do you guys get the good ones?

Mine don't make any sense.

They're all like,

"Harlson, time for the drink brought fastly her upon the face v1ox><. Anyways, said Jaineburg, flapping profusely, in hands."

Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2005 11:06 am
by seremtan
i get none at all in my POP3 a/c, thanks to my wisdom and forethought in not handing out my address to every cocksucker on the internet.

my old work a/c though was all penis enlargement, cheap meds and knock-off rolexes. awesome :dork:

Re: This is serious guys... life is short

Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2005 11:07 am
by seremtan
eepberries wrote:...a large tumor in my brain, from repeated beatings... my family can't pay the bills.
:olo:

Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2005 11:28 am
by SplishSplash
I'll donate 7c to fix her lung cancer if she tells me how to fix lung cancer.

Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2005 11:35 am
by Massive Quasars
SplishSplash wrote:I'll donate 7c to fix her lung cancer if she tells me how to fix lung cancer.
Still a smoker then? No surprise.

Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2005 11:38 am
by rep
seremtan wrote:i get none at all in my POP3 a/c, thanks to my wisdom and forethought in not handing out my address to every cocksucker on the internet.
So it has to be YOU that hands out your address? I see.

Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2005 11:47 am
by DRuM
eepberries wrote: but for those who don't send it, what goes around comes around.

Lol, there's the giveaway right there. No charitable cause would imply you're bad if you don't donate.

Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2005 1:40 pm
by Transient
DRuM wrote:No charitable cause would imply you're bad if you don't donate.
Yes it would.

Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2005 2:34 pm
by Jackal
lol whoever believes that is very smart

Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2005 2:59 pm
by SplishSplash
Massive Quasars wrote: Still a smoker then? No surprise.
I quit smoking 6 months ago, but if cancer was curable I'd start again.

Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2005 3:02 pm
by Dave
One good reason not to cure cancer

Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2005 3:35 pm
by +JuggerNaut+
SplishSplash wrote:
Massive Quasars wrote: Still a smoker then? No surprise.
I quit smoking 6 months ago, but if cancer was curable I'd start again.
why don't you just put that in your sig



*edit* roofles @ you, dave

Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2005 8:16 pm
by Dr.Gibbs
DRuM wrote:Lol, there's the giveaway right there. No charitable cause would imply you're bad if you don't donate.
Actually I think the giveaway is, how the crap are they going to know how many times the email has been sent and pay $0.07 for each one?

Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2005 8:17 pm
by feedback
ACTUALLY I THINK THE GIVEAWAY IS THAT YOU GOT IT IN AN EMAIL, PRICKS.

Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2005 8:59 pm
by eepberries
feedback wrote:ACTUALLY I THINK THE GIVEAWAY IS THAT YOU GOT IT IN AN EMAIL, PRICKS.
I didn't even get it in an email, I just thought it was pathetically funny :olo:

Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2005 10:40 pm
by pjw
Hi, my name is Najeeri Mongo and I am a quadraplegic who is deaf, dumb, and blind. I also have a very blunted sense of touch. I have spent months learning to read braille with my mouth so that I can come onto the intenet and ask you all to help me by typing this with my tongue. One of the care workers is touching my penis, a lot, and no one seems to be doing anything about it. Please respond if you can help me.

Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2005 11:04 pm
by GONNAFISTYA
Hi Najeeri Mongo. The care worker that is touching your penis, a lot, is me.

Wait till you go to sleep.