Quake3World

This one's for you, guys.

Since you're all clamouring for my attention, I thought we could save everyone some time, IGN some web space and create a single thread for all of you to post your witty/insightful comments. So instead of ruining this forum and thousands of threads with your nonsense, you can post it all here. Besides, this is now the only thread you've got a chance at me responding to you in. Though I'm almost positive this thread will never be able to contain your massive amout of stupidity, you can't fault me for trying.

GL.

are you going on america idol?

No.....

You only get one more chance with crap like that.

I suggest you come with the funny next time or it's over.

For some reason "YourGrandpa" doesn't seem to by my grandfather. He isn't blind and he doesn't fuck 20 year old girls although he is 89.

Arkleseizure wrote:For some reason "YourGrandpa" doesn't seem to by my grandfather. He isn't blind and he doesn't fuck 20 year old girls although he is 89.

Ummm, ok.

I suggest you try that again. Only next time make it legible and somewhat humorous.

WHAT IF HE DOESN'T WANT TO BE FUNNY? ARE YOU ONLY ABLE TO CONVERSE WITH PEOPLE IN A COMEDIC FASHION? IF SO, I'LL FINISH WITH A JOKE.

Q. WHY DID THE POLICEMAN PULL OVER YOUR GRANDPA?

A. HIS TYRES WERE BALD!

If those weren't lame attempts at humor, they were incoherent ramblings of a retard. Always the eternal optimist, I assumed they were trying to be funny and offered them another opportunity. But they very well could be partially functioning mongoloids. What do I care?

if by sudden influx you mean here since the beginning of time then why yes, you're right for once meh

YourGrandpa wrote:If those weren't lame attempts at humor, they were incoherent ramblings of a retard. Always the eternal optimist, I assumed they were trying to be funny and offered them another opportunity. But they very well could be partially functioning mongoloids. What do I care?

yer vocab fucking sucks douche i mean grammar

YOU DON'T HAVE TO USE BIG WORDS TO GET YOUR POINT ACROSS MR. PA, SOMETIMES THEY GET IN THE WAY IF YOU DON'T REALLY KNOW HOW TO USE THEM. GIMME SALTY WEE

prince1000 wrote:

YourGrandpa wrote:If those weren't lame attempts at humor, they were incoherent ramblings of a retard. Always the eternal optimist, I assumed they were trying to be funny and offered them another opportunity. But they very well could be partially functioning mongoloids. What do I care?

yer vocab fucking sucks douche

So does your sister and her best friend.

YourGrandpa wrote:

prince1000 wrote:

YourGrandpa wrote:If those weren't lame attempts at humor, they were incoherent ramblings of a retard. Always the eternal optimist, I assumed they were trying to be funny and offered them another opportunity. But they very well could be partially functioning mongoloids. What do I care?

yer vocab fucking sucks douche

So does your sister and her best friend.

OH HA!

LOL INTERNET wrote:YOU DON'T HAVE TO USE BIG WORDS TO GET YOUR POINT ACROSS MR. PA, SOMETIMES THEY GET IN THE WAY IF YOU DON'T REALLY KNOW HOW TO USE THEM. GIMME SALTY WEE

Yeah, you probably shouldn't use big word.

man i hate big word. they big. and stuff

prince1000 wrote:
OH HA!

Dueling unfounded statements on the internet. Such fun.


Learn how to prune a quote, dork.

YourGrandpa wrote:

LOL INTERNET wrote:YOU DON'T HAVE TO USE BIG WORDS TO GET YOUR POINT ACROSS MR. PA, SOMETIMES THEY GET IN THE WAY IF YOU DON'T REALLY KNOW HOW TO USE THEM. GIMME SALTY WEE

Yeah, you probably shouldn't use big word.

WHAT IS BIG WORD? IS IT SOME KIND OF ITEM? WHAT'S THE DANGER WITH USING BIG WORD? ARE YOU SURE YOU DON'T MEAN BIG WORM FROM THE SLEEPER HIT COMEDY "FRIDAY" STARRING ICE CUBE AND CHRIS TUCKER? IF NOT, PLEASE LET ME KNOW WHAT BIG WORD IS, I'M INTERESTED TO KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I SHOULD BE LOOKING OUT FOR THANKS BBL

YourGrandpa wrote:

LOL INTERNET wrote:YOU DON'T HAVE TO USE BIG WORDS TO GET YOUR POINT ACROSS MR. PA, SOMETIMES THEY GET IN THE WAY IF YOU DON'T REALLY KNOW HOW TO USE THEM. GIMME SALTY WEE

Yeah, you probably shouldn't use big word.

bald penis ball

ive decided thats the best sentence that describes you

prince1000 wrote:man i hate big word. they big. and stuff

That was a lame attempt at humor, right?

Nahhh, you're probably a retard.

I suck at this game.

SHIT SHIT SHIT, I'M WORRIED I MIGHT BE USING BIG WORD WITHOUT KNOWING IT. GOD I HOPE I'M NOT, IT SOUNDS PRETTY BAD.

i don't think you are. big word is an american thing and i notice you spell tires tyres, so don't worry none about big word

LOL INTERNET wrote: WHAT IS BIG WORD? IS IT SOME KIND OF ITEM? WHAT'S THE DANGER WITH USING BIG WORD? ARE YOU SURE YOU DON'T MEAN BIG WORM FROM THE SLEEPER HIT COMEDY "FRIDAY" STARRING ICE CUBE AND CHRIS TUCKER? IF NOT, PLEASE LET ME KNOW WHAT BIG WORD IS, I'M INTERESTED TO KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I SHOULD BE LOOKING OUT FOR THANKS BBL

Ooohh I missed the "s" on the end of a word. OH THE INTER-HORROR.

Once you get past the fat and bald jokes, you don't have much else do you?

I must warn you. If you continue with this ancient flame tactic I'll be forced to ignore you here too.

bald penis ball in green pedo shed ?

more?

yourdickhead:

married to mrs head the talking corpse

losCHUNK wrote:bald penis ball in green pedo shed ?

more?

yourdickhead:

married to mrs head the talking corpse

Keep babbling moron, you've still said nothing.

why would i say something ?, would you hear it?

losCHUNK wrote:why would i say something ?, would you hear it?

Probably not. But that's nothing dissimilar to everyone you attempt to communicate with.

You can fuck off now, Mr. Lame. You're not an ALT and you're definitely not interesting enough to keep this conversation going.

Bu-bye.