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Captain
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Posted: 11-12-2012 03:59 AM

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Talon is small town located in Pecos County, Texas. When town officials realized that drinking-water consumption by residents was well below the national average, they decided take action and three months ago began adding sugar to their water supply to make drinking it more desirable.

http://www.cbc.ca/thisisthat/blog/2012/ ... ore-water/

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Ryoki
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Posted: 11-12-2012 04:02 AM

I think the only fitting response here is

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MKJ
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Posted: 11-12-2012 04:07 AM

jesus fucking christ

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Eraser
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Posted: 11-12-2012 04:09 AM

4 tablespoons of sugar per 8oz (236ml) of water?! Holy feck that's not just a bit of sugar, that's a bucket load of it!

lol, and listen to the interview with the utilities commisioner. Sounds like a true redneck if I ever heard one. But, after hearing that interview, I just can't shake the feeling that someone is being pranked here.

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LawL
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Posted: 11-12-2012 04:12 AM

Texans are such morons.

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r3t
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Posted: 11-12-2012 04:35 AM

Why don't they put salt in it? If it works in Roller Coaster Tycoon... shrug

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Don Carlos
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Posted: 11-12-2012 04:45 AM

Really?!

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GONNAFISTYA
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Posted: 11-12-2012 07:39 AM

lol texans

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EtUL
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Posted: 11-12-2012 08:27 AM

Skeptical of this. 4 tablespoons/8 oz should be a red flag to people.

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Κracus
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Posted: 11-12-2012 08:31 AM

But it's got electrolytes right? It's what plants crave isn't it?

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EtUL
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Posted: 11-12-2012 08:31 AM

Yeah i'm calling bullshit, worse than fox news if it's not satire.

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EtUL
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Posted: 11-12-2012 08:49 AM

BTW all you who couldn't tell that this is bullshit are the real morons. Hope you sleep well :lol:

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Deathshroud
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Posted: 11-12-2012 09:01 AM

GONNAFISTYA wrote:
lol texans

People that look like they're melting are so fucking hot...

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Captain
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Posted: 11-12-2012 09:16 AM

EtUL wrote:
BTW all you who couldn't tell that this is bullshit are the real morons. Hope you sleep well :lol:

lol you sound mad, maybe you need some more sugar in your drinking water

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EtUL
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Posted: 11-12-2012 09:21 AM

furious that i spend time reading stuff written by morons who'd fall for the onion

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Captain
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Posted: 11-12-2012 09:28 AM

Sweet jesus, you're really bitter about your sugar water

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seremtan
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Posted: 11-12-2012 10:17 AM

this is so painfully, obviously made up i don't know what to say

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plained
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Posted: 11-12-2012 11:56 AM

yea wtf that place cant get the news correct!

pretty sure it was big mac juice, not sugar!

ffs modern fact checking

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[xeno]Julios
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Posted: 11-12-2012 12:35 PM

http://www.cbc.ca/thisisthat/about/

fuck sakes it's a comedy website:

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This Is That is a current affairs program that doesn't just talk about the issues, it fabricates them. Nothing is off limits--politics, business, culture, justice, science, religion--if it is relevant to Canadians, we'll find out the "This" and the "That" of the story.

Each week, hosts Pat Kelly and Peter Oldring introduce you to the voices and stories that give this country character in this 100% improvised, satirical send-up of public radio.

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GONNAFISTYA
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Posted: 11-12-2012 01:01 PM

plained wrote:
pretty sure it was big mac juice, not sugar!

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losCHUNK
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Posted: 11-12-2012 02:04 PM

lofl and

plained wrote:
yea wtf that place cant get the news correct!

pretty sure it was big mac juice, not sugar!

ffs modern fact checking

lofl

Didn't I read a while back that yanks were taking sugar out of drinks ?, or was that just a fox news thang ?

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seremtan
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Posted: 11-12-2012 02:33 PM

looks liked the OP's kneejerk prejudices got him punked by a satirical website

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EtUL
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Posted: 11-12-2012 02:55 PM

calls other people morons constantly

gets onioned

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seremtan
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Posted: 11-12-2012 04:11 PM

there's some people in this thread whose opinions i'm going to take a lot less seriously from now on

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Captain
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Posted: 11-12-2012 04:28 PM

seremtan wrote:
looks liked the OP's kneejerk prejudices got him punked by a satirical website

It doesn't matter if it's real or not, anything is possible in Amurrcuhland

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Posted: 11-12-2012 04:54 PM

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andyman
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Posted: 11-12-2012 05:08 PM

may be made up but not that unbelievable....

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LawL
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Posted: 11-12-2012 05:22 PM

Exactly.

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Eraser
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Posted: 11-12-2012 11:43 PM

Called it first. The radio interview gave it away.

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seremtan
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Posted: 11-13-2012 12:26 AM

Captain Mazda wrote:
seremtan wrote:
looks liked the OP's kneejerk prejudices got him punked by a satirical website

It doesn't matter if it's real or not, anything is possible in Amurrcuhland

and anything is believable when you're a moron

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I think the only fitting response here is

jesus fucking christ

Texans are such morons.

Why don't they put salt in it? If it works in Roller Coaster Tycoon... *shrug*

Really?!

lol texans

Skeptical of this. 4 tablespoons/8 oz should be a red flag to people.

But it's got electrolytes right? It's what plants crave isn't it?

Yeah i'm calling bullshit, worse than fox news if it's not satire.

BTW all you who couldn't tell that this is bullshit are the real morons. Hope you sleep well :lol:

GONNAFISTYA wrote:lol texansPeople that look like they're melting are so fucking hot...

EtUL wrote:BTW all you who couldn't tell that this is bullshit are the real morons. Hope you sleep well :lol:lol you sound mad, maybe you need some more sugar in your drinking water

furious that i spend time reading stuff written by morons who'd fall for the onion

Sweet jesus, you're really bitter about your sugar water

this is so painfully, obviously made up i don't know what to say

yea wtf that place cant get the news correct!pretty sure it was big mac juice, not sugar!ffs modern fact checking

plained wrote:pretty sure it was big mac juice, not sugar!

lofl andplained wrote:yea wtf that place cant get the news correct!pretty sure it was big mac juice, not sugar!ffs modern fact checking loflDidn't I read a while back that yanks were taking sugar out of drinks ?, or was that just a fox news thang ?

looks liked the OP's kneejerk prejudices got him punked by a satirical website

*calls other people morons constantly**gets onioned*

there's some people in this thread whose opinions i'm going to take a lot less seriously from now on

seremtan wrote:looks liked the OP's kneejerk prejudices got him punked by a satirical website It doesn't matter if it's real or not, anything is possible in Amurrcuhland

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may be made up but not that unbelievable....

Exactly.

Called it first. The radio interview gave it away.

Captain Mazda wrote:seremtan wrote:looks liked the OP's kneejerk prejudices got him punked by a satirical website It doesn't matter if it's real or not, anything is possible in Amurrcuhland and anything is believable when you're a moron

Why don't they put salt in it? If it works in Roller Coaster Tycoon... shrug

GONNAFISTYA wrote:
lol texans

People that look like they're melting are so fucking hot...

EtUL wrote:
BTW all you who couldn't tell that this is bullshit are the real morons. Hope you sleep well :lol:

lol you sound mad, maybe you need some more sugar in your drinking water

yea wtf that place cant get the news correct!

pretty sure it was big mac juice, not sugar!

ffs modern fact checking

plained wrote:
pretty sure it was big mac juice, not sugar!

lofl and

plained wrote:
yea wtf that place cant get the news correct!

pretty sure it was big mac juice, not sugar!

ffs modern fact checking

lofl

Didn't I read a while back that yanks were taking sugar out of drinks ?, or was that just a fox news thang ?

calls other people morons constantly

gets onioned

seremtan wrote:
looks liked the OP's kneejerk prejudices got him punked by a satirical website

It doesn't matter if it's real or not, anything is possible in Amurrcuhland

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Captain Mazda wrote:
seremtan wrote:
looks liked the OP's kneejerk prejudices got him punked by a satirical website

It doesn't matter if it's real or not, anything is possible in Amurrcuhland

and anything is believable when you're a moron