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zeeko
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PostPosted: 03-21-2005 07:49 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


ok... this is a tragic tale so get your tissues ready.. So i'm with my girlfriend... to make a long story short, we get going, and i reach around to take off her bra, just like the other time, and THERE IS NOTHING THERE. NO CLASP, NADA. and so i'm like wtf (in my head) and so then i figure it has to be in the front. So i make my way there... and i get there. and then i feel the clasp with my hand and visualize it in my mind because she still has hershirt on. And this is the awful part.. I can't figure out how the hell to get the damn clasp undone! My mind is completely dumbfounded. That thing is like a chinese basket. And that was it. The night ended and i never could get that damn thing off. can anybody link me to a how to website or maybe just inform me on how to get the damn thing off?

:p thanks..
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PostPosted: 03-21-2005 07:53 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


just tie her up and rip it over her head

she gives you any jip just jab her in the face till she shuts up :)
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PostPosted: 03-21-2005 07:54 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


haha excellent



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PostPosted: 03-21-2005 07:55 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Ask her to do it for you. :icon26:
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PostPosted: 03-21-2005 07:57 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


that would be the unsuave

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PostPosted: 03-21-2005 08:00 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


But it works. Tell her you want to watch her take it off. That it turns you on. Then pay attention to how she does it, tada, now you know how.
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PostPosted: 03-21-2005 08:03 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


zeeko wrote:
that would be the unsuave

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er...so be suave or not get any? interesting...
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PostPosted: 03-21-2005 08:05 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


i think he means he wants to do it as the fonz would
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PostPosted: 03-21-2005 08:06 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


scourge34 wrote:
Ask her to do it for you. :icon26:



I bet if you asked her she would be happy to show you



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PostPosted: 03-21-2005 08:08 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


lars63 wrote:
scourge34 wrote:
Ask her to do it for you. :icon26:



I bet if you asked her she would be happy to show you


That's what I was getting at. :icon14: :icon25:
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zeeko
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PostPosted: 03-21-2005 08:10 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


aw man that would be really weird :) i only took it off once and i did it one handed behind her back and it was hella easy



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PostPosted: 03-21-2005 08:11 PM           Profile   Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Or you could have took her shirt off and then got back to it...I had a hell of a time with bras for a while but then I finally got the motion down.
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PostPosted: 03-21-2005 08:15 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Front buckles are usually the kind that just slip over. So, you pull one side straight up while pulling the other side straight down. It's just a little loop that slides over a plastic pole on the clasp. They're the easiest ones honestly.
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PostPosted: 03-21-2005 08:25 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


damn! it felt like there were a bunch of U and upside down U shapes on it, i just couldn't figure it out, but that seems like a logical plan



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PostPosted: 03-21-2005 08:27 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


shoulda got the shirt off first :P
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PostPosted: 03-21-2005 09:19 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


just stand up and say:

"lick your titties for me. hurry up."

then watch how she undoes it. next time, you're in like Flynt.
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PostPosted: 03-21-2005 10:04 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


right then, the clasp get it in ur fingers and push both sides in, then u will notice 2 or 3 hooks come apart and thats all it takes. want me to do u a video of me doing it to my misses?
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Who wrote:
right then, the clasp get it in ur fingers and push both sides in, then u will notice 2 or 3 hooks come apart and thats all it takes. want me to do u a video of me doing it to my misses?


yes. and have her lick her titties while you're at it.
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PostPosted: 03-21-2005 10:59 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


+JuggerNaut+ wrote:
Who wrote:
right then, the clasp get it in ur fingers and push both sides in, then u will notice 2 or 3 hooks come apart and thats all it takes. want me to do u a video of me doing it to my misses?


yes. and have her lick her titties while you're at it.


no really im actualy meant would u like me to *just* show u how to undo it :dork:
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Who wrote:
+JuggerNaut+ wrote:
Who wrote:
right then, the clasp get it in ur fingers and push both sides in, then u will notice 2 or 3 hooks come apart and thats all it takes. want me to do u a video of me doing it to my misses?


yes. and have her lick her titties while you're at it.


no really im actualy meant would u like me to *just* show u how to undo it :dork:


no really, im actualy meant would u like to have your lady *just* lick her titties :dork:
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PostPosted: 03-21-2005 11:58 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Who wrote:
+JuggerNaut+ wrote:
Who wrote:
right then, the clasp get it in ur fingers and push both sides in, then u will notice 2 or 3 hooks come apart and thats all it takes. want me to do u a video of me doing it to my misses?


yes. and have her lick her titties while you're at it.


no really im actualy meant would u like me to *just* show u how to undo it :dork:


Make the video, offer a public service.
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PostPosted: 03-22-2005 12:06 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Doooo iiiiit.....
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PostPosted: 03-22-2005 12:56 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Those goddamn bra manufacturers do that on purpose, i hate them.



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PostPosted: 03-22-2005 01:22 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Bloody hell, they're not rocket science.
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PostPosted: 03-22-2005 01:34 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


like Who said, push the two sides of the clip toward each other, then push one side up and the other down - the clip should come undone.

you should be able to do this quickly with one hand long before you're 16.
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PostPosted: 03-22-2005 01:53 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Indeed.

But perhaps it's also a good thing they're such a pain - something about heightened tensions and all that.



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PostPosted: 03-22-2005 02:05 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


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PostPosted: 03-22-2005 03:38 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


zeeko wrote:
ok... this is a tragic tale so get your tissues ready.. So i'm with my girlfriend... to make a long story short, we get going, and i reach around to take off her bra, just like the other time, and THERE IS NOTHING THERE. NO CLASP, NADA. and so i'm like wtf (in my head) and so then i figure it has to be in the front. So i make my way there... and i get there. and then i feel the clasp with my hand and visualize it in my mind because she still has hershirt on. And this is the awful part.. I can't figure out how the hell to get the damn clasp undone! My mind is completely dumbfounded. That thing is like a chinese basket. And that was it. The night ended and i never could get that damn thing off. can anybody link me to a how to website or maybe just inform me on how to get the damn thing off?

:p thanks..


If your gf really loves you she'll go without a bra. You tell her that.
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PostPosted: 03-22-2005 03:49 AM           Profile   Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


also, tell her that true love means swallowing :icon14:



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You need to format your hard drive to solve this problem
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losCHUNK wrote:
i think he means he wants to do it as the fonz would


How? Punch her in the tit and have it pop off?
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Does she have big tits? If so, just press her boobs together. If there's enough tension on the bra to begin with, it should pop right off. If you're good, you can even make it happen in public while she has her shirt on. Funny shit, but she probably won't think so.
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PostPosted: 03-22-2005 06:30 AM           Profile   Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


werldhed wrote:
Does she have big tits? post pics


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jeez.. so how was it loosing your virginity?
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PostPosted: 03-22-2005 08:31 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Nightshade wrote:
losCHUNK wrote:
i think he means he wants to do it as the fonz would


How? Punch her in the tit and have it pop off?


nah, just say heeeeeey and all her clothes just fall to the ground
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