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plained
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PostPosted: 04-12-2012 09:19 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


so whats up?

is it ready to do some speedbagging on it now?






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GONNAFISTYA
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PostPosted: 04-12-2012 02:59 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Oh yes, we are all anxiously awaiting a status report on go0f's scrotum.
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Tsakali
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PostPosted: 04-12-2012 05:33 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Plained brings up a good point.
Does it still hurt when you get kicked in the balls? Now it just seems redundant.
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Plan B
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PostPosted: 04-13-2012 08:16 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Does stuff still come out?
Are you still able to shoot stuff?
Is stuff still coming out of your embarrassment?
Are you still able to produce stuff?
Is sticky white love piss still covering bellies?

We demand to know these things.
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scared?
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PostPosted: 04-13-2012 09:13 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


my wife could have the baby any day... she will be induced if she doesnt have it by the 17th so obviously no sex. so I just masturbate more. yes everything works the same. balls still hurt a little and I got bumps by the vas which is either swelling from surgury or seman gettin cock blocked.

shit better stop hurting...
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PostPosted: 04-13-2012 09:19 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


My post was a bit ironic.
Actually, nobody cares about your tubes.
Thanks for sharing the disgusting details, though.
Numb nuts.
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shaft
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PostPosted: 04-13-2012 09:31 AM           Profile   Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


so your semen gets deposited in your scrotum and is absorbed back into your body over time... iirc. seems gay.
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PostPosted: 04-13-2012 09:34 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


I can fuck myself...u mad?...
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PostPosted: 04-13-2012 09:42 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


scared? wrote:
I can fuck myself...u mad?...


u envious? seems more appropriate.
Envious of not being able to propagate, yeah, I'd like that :olo:
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PostPosted: 04-13-2012 09:47 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


calm down mr. angry...it's just a msgboard...
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PostPosted: 04-13-2012 09:51 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Nice comeback mr Mom.
I'll just let you go with a slap on your bitch tits, then.
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xer0s
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PostPosted: 04-13-2012 03:40 PM           Profile   Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


scared? wrote:
...it's just a msgboard...


Tell that to.....well, you...
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PostPosted: 04-13-2012 05:32 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


fuck u...
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LawL
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PostPosted: 04-13-2012 07:02 PM           Profile   Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


scared? wrote:
my wife could have the baby any day...


lol pathetic...



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PostPosted: 04-13-2012 07:10 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


i know right!...
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seremtan
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PostPosted: 04-13-2012 10:54 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


big rubbish
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Plan B
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PostPosted: 04-14-2012 08:49 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


I'd say well joke, if it weren't for the fact geoff burdened this world with 5 or 6 of his offspring, already.
Earth is so fucked :(
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xer0s
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PostPosted: 04-14-2012 09:37 AM           Profile   Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


I think it's number 7 actually...
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PostPosted: 04-14-2012 10:33 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


xer0s wrote:
I think it's number 7 actually...
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PostPosted: 04-14-2012 04:39 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Plan B wrote:
My post was a bit ironic.
Actually, nobody cares about your tubes.
Thanks for sharing the disgusting details, though.
Numb nuts.


Read this and laughed so loud :)
The numb nuts finish was so good Plan B :up:



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