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scared?
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PostPosted: 06-15-2012 06:32 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Are u the kind of moron who folds the toilet paper or bunches it up into a ball when u wipe ur ass after taking a giant shit?...

Pretty sure folding it up makes u a woman or a fagot...not completely sure though...
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PostPosted: 06-15-2012 06:33 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


We've done this...years ago
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PostPosted: 06-15-2012 06:35 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


folding is for pussies...bunching is for assholes.
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PostPosted: 06-15-2012 06:46 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


old, ffs even i read the tp thread

scared getting alzheimers?
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PostPosted: 06-15-2012 06:53 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Find the thread or u lose...
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PostPosted: 06-15-2012 07:06 AM           Profile   Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


ikr, ye olde.

julius will educate you about starwashing.
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PostPosted: 06-15-2012 07:09 AM           Profile   Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


scared? wrote:
Find the thread or u lose...


viewtopic.php?f=1&t=38180&st=0&sk=t&sd=a&hilit=Bidet&start=0

I win...
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PostPosted: 06-15-2012 07:18 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Oh yeah...I remember that now...lol julios...lol I lose...
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PostPosted: 06-15-2012 07:20 AM           Profile   Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Real men don't wipe at all.



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PostPosted: 06-15-2012 07:36 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


scared? wrote:
Are u the kind of moron who folds the toilet paper or bunches it up into a ball when u wipe ur ass after taking a giant shit?...

Pretty sure folding it up makes u a woman or a fagot...not completely sure though...


I measure two squares, fold it over once, spit on it if I feel like I need that extra clean, then go for a nice scoop. :up:



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PostPosted: 06-15-2012 07:39 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Julios is vile.
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PostPosted: 06-15-2012 07:50 AM           Profile   Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


lol, some might say...
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PostPosted: 06-15-2012 08:55 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Image

i have a servant who does this for me
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PostPosted: 06-15-2012 09:54 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


the ol shit thread agin?\

blabla bla my arsae is like a awesomely articulated set of lips,

it can pptooie shiz out like a lips spit ey

i remember johnny noshoes had a pretty good technique to get the poos out without getting the arse all shitty

he reach right up way in there , grab said poos , and pull them out!

brilliant



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PostPosted: 06-15-2012 12:52 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


My shit shoots out at such high velocity, it cracks the porcelain.
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PostPosted: 06-15-2012 01:02 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


I'd see a plumber about that.
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PostPosted: 06-15-2012 01:08 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


which would imply that your toilet now leaks shitpiss water all over the bathroom floor, which you paddle in

nice :down:
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PostPosted: 06-15-2012 01:16 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


better see a proctologist first, bet ur ass is ruptured.



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PostPosted: 06-15-2012 01:47 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


^^ :olo: :olo:



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PostPosted: 06-16-2012 12:59 PM           Profile   Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


SoM wrote:
better see a proctologist first, bet ur ass is ruptured.

You'd know all about torn ass, wouldn't you?
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mrd
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PostPosted: 06-16-2012 07:09 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


I usually just use my fingers then lick them clean :shrug:
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