Hilarious news of the moment: Korn

Post by **rep** » Wed Feb 23, 2005 8:34 am

Today's laugh comes from the corner of the cosmos devoted to idiocy and the likes of pot-band Korn.

Becoming famous through means of constant display of their own lacking talent, augmented by their references to sex and the brainless pot culture, the commode of the pop music world is falling apart... Due to something even more idiotic than their own genre, no less!

God!

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u ... ic_korn_dc

Insert animated gif of Jonathan Davis flapping his arms like a chicken, holding onto the microphone and looking like a general ass.

Edit: And now for rep's Added Value™ section of this post. http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ ... 58bcb32ccf Is that clown wearing a fucking wedding cake on his head? Yes, we're so proud of our MTV MoonMan award. It's like when a prostitute gets the golden dildo for sucking the most dick that year.

Post by **Dekard** » Wed Feb 23, 2005 12:32 pm

Korn had a couple good songs.. Actually, people think he's pretty talented since he's doing alot of producing and composing music for alot of movies in the last few years.

Post by **bitWISE** » Wed Feb 23, 2005 1:02 pm

wow thats pretty gay. Maybe...just maybe he was the reason they started sucking ass so much and they will be good again? :icon29:

Post by **Eraser** » Wed Feb 23, 2005 1:03 pm

Dunno where all the Korn hate comes from recently, but I guess they became too popular among angsty goth teens recently and thus for the original "fans" it was uncool to stay.

I like most of Korn's stuff up to their album "Issues". After that it went downhill IMO but Korn deserves respect for their musical achievements.

This news, however, is quite sad.

Post by **Ryoki** » Wed Feb 23, 2005 1:09 pm

How can you say that

He found the lord god, let us be joyous and pray. Salvation is nigh.

Post by **mjrpes** » Sun May 07, 2006 9:18 pm

shut up, rep.

Post by **seremtan** » Sun May 07, 2006 9:43 pm

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sun May 07, 2006 9:51 pm

rep? Man haven't seen that retard in awhile.

Post by **Survivor** » Sun May 07, 2006 9:52 pm

I think mjrpes misses rep

Post by **mjrpes** » Sun May 07, 2006 10:22 pm

Today is thread resurrection day. Pick the most awesome but underappreciated thread you can find and resurrect it!

Post by **ForM** » Sun May 07, 2006 11:19 pm

mjrpes wrote:Today is thread resurrection day. Pick the most awesome but underappreciated thread you can find and resurrect it!

If your going to go digging for gold, at lest find somethig worthy.

Post by **mjrpes** » Sun May 07, 2006 11:20 pm

rep threads meet both criteria: they are awesome and underappreciated!

Post by **seremtan** » Sun May 07, 2006 11:46 pm

shut up, mjrpes

Post by **sliver** » Mon May 08, 2006 12:02 am

thank god rep is gone

Post by **seremtan** » Mon May 08, 2006 2:09 am

thank you, god

Post by **SOAPboy** » Mon May 08, 2006 2:52 am

Eraser wrote:Dunno where all the Korn hate comes from recently, but I guess they became too popular among angsty goth teens recently and thus for the original "fans" it was uncool to stay.

I like most of Korn's stuff up to their album "Issues". After that it went downhill IMO but Korn deserves respect for their musical achievements.

This news, however, is quite sad.

Truth.. shame tho, they basicly do suck..

I had a few songs come up on my playlist at random, and had to skip it, it was so horrid i wanted to smash my speakers..

Post by **+JuggerNaut+** » Mon May 08, 2006 3:53 pm

Post by **Dek** » Mon May 08, 2006 4:33 pm

hey i posted in this one, it must be good