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PostPosted: 08-28-2008 01:36 PM           Profile   Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


These shitty threads always tend to drag on and on like a nasty shit that needs continuous wiping...
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PostPosted: 08-28-2008 01:59 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


stuntcock wrote:
does jules not realize that anywhere inside a public toilet where moisture has touched is a sea of nasty? especially including the refill inlet.



any reason to suppose this to be true? If so, I'll stick to bringing a water bottle which I can either wet the tissue with, or use as a hand held bidet.
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PostPosted: 08-28-2008 02:57 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


I don't see how a channel of water prevents real physical contact between the finger and the bunghole. You would need contact for the friction to clean.
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the water does most of the work, depending on the water pressure - the key is to stretch open the area with the other fingers.

I suppose contact is being made, but it is very minimal, and my finger doesn't look dirty and it doesn't even smell before cleaning it (yes I've smelled it out of curiousity and it was surprisingly odorless even before the day I started using soap to clean my butt). The key is to be very gentle and apply minimal pressure - you can feel when the area is clean since the texture of the skin is not longer slippery with the film of poo.

This sounds gross, but at least try it once before judging. Have some super antibacterial soap at hand or something.
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PostPosted: 08-28-2008 03:23 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


I suppose the best way to test whether this is indeed a safe method would be to get one of those UV light thingies that detect bacteria and the like, and see whether there is any on the finger after using my method and washing hands properly. Or speak to someone who knows this stuff.

For all I know, perhaps it isn't safe and I've just been lucky (or have spread germs to other people).
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PostPosted: 08-28-2008 03:26 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


toilet water is clean...cleaner the alot of tap water...but it's still gross to dip ur tp in ti and wipe...if u got one of those nasty crunches, just get some shit on ur ass and shower later...
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PostPosted: 08-28-2008 03:33 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


aye I think I'll stick to a water bottle from now on. Avoided it in the past because didn't want to feel self conscious if someone saw me walking in or out with it but fuck it :)
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PostPosted: 08-28-2008 04:01 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


i don't want to know how you go about determining how you got better results wiping with your hand than using a big wad of soapy and wet tp to wash and then more wet tp to rinse.
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PostPosted: 08-28-2008 04:03 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


julios chillin at the pub

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PostPosted: 08-28-2008 04:06 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Jules I think you'll get better cling-on particle removal if you just go to the powerwash, spend a buck-fifty and blast your starfish & inner butt cheeks with the nozzle. For 50 cents more you can have it waxed.




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tnf wrote:
i don't want to know how you go about determining how you got better results wiping with your hand than using a big wad of soapy and wet tp to wash and then more wet tp to rinse.



Well at least once after using the wet TP method, I washed properly after arriving home and noticed there was still a film of matter left in the area. I could tell this because it's easy to tell when you're clean when using finger and water coz the water doesn't "slip".

But admittedly, there've been times when I came home and showered and it felt clean, indicating the TP had done a good job.

I'll pay attention next time I use the TP method and give an honest report.
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PostPosted: 08-28-2008 04:30 PM           Profile   Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


:olo:
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You've got to be kidding :olo:
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PostPosted: 08-28-2008 05:53 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


[xeno]Julios wrote:
I'll pay attention next time I use the TP method and give an honest report.


lol

That report better have a watermark and a coverletter you fucker or I'll report you as a finger-sniffin, water-bottle molesting fagat0id with OCD and a pocket thesaurus.
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Pictures or it doesn't happen. :olo:
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:)
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You've got to be kidding :olo:


Can't believe a Topic: toilet paper has gone to 4 pages :!:

butt (ha ha) it is interesting to read how the other half live :D



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Whiskey 7 wrote:
Captain Mazda wrote:
You've got to be kidding :olo:


Can't believe a Topic: toilet paper has gone to 4 pages :!:

butt (ha ha) it is interesting to read how the other half live :D


"other half?" what you don't wipe your ass? :P
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PostPosted: 08-29-2008 11:36 AM           Profile   Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


http://www.tshirthell.com/funny-shirts/ ... t-in-case/
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PostPosted: 06-15-2012 11:27 AM           Profile   Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


[xeno]Julios wrote:

I'll pay attention next time I use the TP method and give an honest report.


We never got a report on this...
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PostPosted: 06-15-2012 11:50 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


He fell in...
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...but he's a floater so that's ok
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PostPosted: 06-15-2012 01:12 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


when you go to a public toilet NOT A GLORY HOLE... do you put sheets of paper on the seat?

i do



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PostPosted: 06-15-2012 03:07 PM           Profile   Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Ok, I admit, I shouldn't have bumped this thread...
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what the heck
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xer0s wrote:
Ok, I admit, I shouldn't have bumped this thread...


:tard:
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PostPosted: 06-17-2012 11:10 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


xer0s wrote:
[xeno]Julios wrote:

I'll pay attention next time I use the TP method and give an honest report.


We never got a report on this...



big wad of wet toilet paper works, but it often leaves bits of toilet paper around the area - really not nice seeing them clump up in your underwear later or get stuck in your ass hair. Water and finger is way to go.

PERIOD.
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oh, and remember this from way back?


http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/index ... a5f1f1e484
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PostPosted: 06-17-2012 11:14 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


[xeno]Julios wrote:
big wad of wet toilet paper works

PERIOD.


wtf???...
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PostPosted: 06-17-2012 12:52 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


[xeno]Julios wrote:
Water and finger is way to go.


yeah, in the shower. not much use in the middle of a working day though

Quote:
PERIOD.


that's a whole other hygiene issue
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No joke, get yourself a watering can.

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A plastic water bottle can work in a pinch, but is not ideal. A bit too unwieldy for my taste.
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Tucks pads - the best.
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U4EA wrote:
No joke, get yourself a watering can.

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This is the most important appliance in a Persian home.
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U4EA wrote:
No joke, get yourself a watering can.

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A plastic water bottle can work in a pinch, but is not ideal. A bit too unwieldy for my taste.


I'd be worried if you asked to borrow my tea kettle
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