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DRuM wrote:stop posting. you're making yourself look like an idiot.
please tell me that was an attempt at irony. If so, that was actually pretty funny. :up:
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Please tell me you're gonna shoot yourself in the mouth with a sawn off shotgun sometime before tomorrow.
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44 years
of built up
rage unleashed
in a nerdy tantrum
over the internet
AAARRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I'm less than half your age, have a family, have friends, am going to school in Las Vegas on a scholarship, make over $20 an hour ($10 an hour in wage and at least $10 in tips an hour) serving and smoking hookah - people always ask me to sit down with them and smoke when I'm not busy because I'm not an internet recluse and can actually communicate with people (which makes my tips sky-rocket), am a waitor who does not have to deal with food or drinks, only hookah. I'm majoring in political science, afterwards I'll go to law school, and will work towards become a lawyer (I work in a law firm during the summer when I'm in California for cash, but it's got me interested in practicing law). I'm a young kid living in Vegas without having to worry about bills, money, rent, etc. I make far more money than I spend and have the freedom to live irresponsibly in sin city because I've taken hold of my life and continue to give myself opportunities.

You're 44 and no one loves you. :tear:
I guess it's nice to reminisce on the internet about that one time many years ago you took some fat black girl on a cruise and played drums at some weddings.
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ctrlnuke wrote:
a nerdy tantrum
over the internet



Yet you wrote all that shit above which I merely skimmed through, lol
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Drum, you just have to realize that people fuck with you because you get upset up the most insignifigant things (i.e. a forum for a '99 video game).

It's kind of funny to picture a middle aged man behind your posts too.
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Poor ctrlpuke forgot who trolled first in this thread, rofl..
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:sigh: drum while watching you self destruct is a little amusing, it's more tedious than anything. Drum, you're just not a challenge. You completely flip off the handle at any chance you get. you "trolling" me was saying "I just discovered women." Which isn't much because I'm between a pair of legs more times in a month going to college in Vegas than you have in your life-time.
I don't have to take ugly women on cruises either :up:

If anything these last two replies have been out of pity. I tried to reason with you on the last one. You used to be cool before you started acting like a fucking idiot.

Get a new ISP and register an alt. Go back to being normal.

or better yet just turn off the computer and fix whatever it is that is wrong with your life. Your posts reek of insecurity, depression, and bitterness. While it's kind of funny imagining a middle aged man being as bitter as you are and taking it out on the internet, it's also a little sad. There's obviously something very, very wrong with your life.
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I might read that essay in a minute.

Fucking hell, this guy is hook, line and sinkered..
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Drum, :(
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:olo:
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this thread mildly entertained me for about 5 minutes already, keep going :icon14:
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I think this is the first time I've seen DRuM troll someone. Brilliantly done, man. :olo:
[quote="YourGrandpa"]I'm satisfied with voicing my opinion and moving on.[/quote]
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are you joking? Drum's obsession with this forum is almost tangible.
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oh wait, a guy who uses a fleshlight made that comment.
Comment = null.

carry on.
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ctrlnuke wrote:44 years
of built up
rage unleashed
in a nerdy tantrum
over the internet
AAARRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I'm less than half your age, have a family, have friends, am going to school in Las Vegas on a scholarship, make over $20 an hour ($10 an hour in wage and at least $10 in tips an hour) serving and smoking hookah - people always ask me to sit down with them and smoke when I'm not busy because I'm not an internet recluse and can actually communicate with people (which makes my tips sky-rocket), am a waitor who does not have to deal with food or drinks, only hookah. I'm majoring in political science, afterwards I'll go to law school, and will work towards become a lawyer (I work in a law firm during the summer when I'm in California for cash, but it's got me interested in practicing law). I'm a young kid living in Vegas without having to worry about bills, money, rent, etc. I make far more money than I spend and have the freedom to live irresponsibly in sin city because I've taken hold of my life and continue to give myself opportunities.

You're 44 and no one loves you. :tear:
I guess it's nice to reminisce on the internet about that one time many years ago you took some fat black girl on a cruise and played drums at some weddings.
You know, I've read rants and raves a bit (kind of likened to the fascination with looking at a car crash), and while I don't have any real desire to post in that forum, I do feel compelled to make some objective observations about your posts.

Someone who goes to the great lengths that you do to tell everyone in great detail why he thinks his life is so fantastic, reeks of insecurity. People who are totally content in their lives don't feel the need to constantly justify how great their lives are, because they truly do believe it themselves and that's all that matters. You on the other hand are desperately trying to make yourself and everyone else believe this theory with your lengthy descriptions of pseudo-egocentricity. The unfortunate flaw is the obvious insecurities you display, and this completely debunks the entire concept you're trying to put forward.

You say you have family and friends as some kind of method of placing yourself above Drum. Do you think that because he posts on an internet forum he has no family or friends? If you do then your logic works completely against you as you also post here. If you have another theory about this i'd like to hear it. My bet is someone who is 44 years old (as you remind us in 99% of your posts) would have a very large network of family and friends as both these networks logically increase over time.

You say you are studying political science, this I see as the only real positive aspect of your life. You are actually a waiter earning minimal money who brags about ruining his health and body with tobacco and alcohol - not the most intelligent attitude I've ever witnessed or consider to be something to be particularly proud of. You express desire to study Law, well I wish you the best of luck because I know from my personal experience it takes great intellectual prowess and dedication, none of which you will have if you continue with the drunken nights "living irresponsibly in sin city" (a quote I found quite amsusing as you used it in the same sentence as stating you have taken hold of your life) which you seem to think are so cool.

Drum is established in a career he obviously loves, this aspect is incredibly important and is a theory you haven't even come close to grasping. He is autonomous in his support of his lifestyle, while you brag about not having to worry about bills, money, rent etc. This is easily translated to you being an immature teenager who lives off of, and at home with, mummy and daddy - this is far from something to brag about.

I'd also like to address your infinite reminders of Drum's age as if it is some type of negative. Are you so ignorant to society that you can only integrate with persons within or close to your own age group? You need to look at people as individuals, not simply as a mathematical figure of time. There is much that people in an older age group can offer intellectually in contrast with that which the immature and shallow in life experience (take yourself for example) can offer. I also wonder if you do realise that you will also be 44 years old one day (if you don't succumb to tobacco and alcohol abuse first).

Although you won't acknowledge it here, I hope that, if not today, one day you can realise how immature you make yourself look. And I am quite confident that you actually will come to this realisation, as those who are as obviously insecure as you, know the truth deep down inside.

Good luck.
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I like you a lot, Law :lub:
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ctrlnuke wrote:are you joking? Drum's obsession with this forum is almost tangible.
Drum is a tool, yes, but you care far too much about his opinion. His posts can be effortlessly ignored for months on end, give it a rest.

So your life is far better than his, that's not saying much.
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lol drum crushed this thread. :olo:
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oh and if you are serious about using the fleshlight, my god. go get some help. :drool:
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ForM wrote:
Transient wrote:And just like that, in the span of 5 minutes, I have utterly destroyed any reputation I may have had at this godforsaken website.

:olo:
I second :olo:
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Bdw3 wrote:
ForM wrote:
Transient wrote:And just like that, in the span of 5 minutes, I have utterly destroyed any reputation I may have had at this godforsaken website.

:olo:
I second :olo:
Where you been twatlips? :icon6:
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Richmond, Charlotte, and mostly just preocupied with School.. :/
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Damn, I thought this thread died. :tear:
[quote="YourGrandpa"]I'm satisfied with voicing my opinion and moving on.[/quote]
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So.... Trans.....


:icon32:



Which uh,.... which end does your fleshlight sport?

Lady, Mouth, or ass... ? :olo:


Also what color?
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LOL

The nondescript one, actually. And default color. :shrug:
[quote="YourGrandpa"]I'm satisfied with voicing my opinion and moving on.[/quote]
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