dzjepp wrote:Hey I'm about to hook up the psp and send you that you know what...

KP alert.

And chocolate can kill your dog and cat. Chocolate (worst is the powder kind), onion, and garlic all kill dogs and cats!!! Be careful not to give them anything with onion or garlic in it. It's a progressive thing that happens to them, so even if you give them a little pizza sauce (on a slice of piz...

If your cat has a collar, place some sort of snack he or she loves behind it's neck. The cat will probably get it easily, so make sure you really secure it.

A friend of mine used to put jerky under his dog's collar behind the neck. Man, what a riot.

Freakaloin wrote:in our current state i think russia would kick our asses in a war...

Never.

But, Russia, Iran, and China would have absolutely no problem.

http://sunsite.berkeley.edu/London/Writ ... asion.html

http://www.slate.com/id/2132087/?nav=tap3 http://img.slate.com/media/1/123125/123054/2114261/2131358/051212_POL_VideoStilla.jpg http://img.slate.com/media/1/123125/123054/2114261/2131358/051212_pol_soldierTV_tn.jpg What is this, the fifth time they've altered images in the last three years to their ...

The Semites want you to believe that they were the only ones killed in the Holocaust. They've changed history books to read that way. That's why school books focus on the Jews instead of all the people persecuted by the Nazis. It happened… Only about 1/3rd of it the way they say. Regardless, it's st...

I was sleeping in late today, when I was awaken by the loudest engine ever. It sounded more like a boat engine than an automobile. It was so loud that I could not tell which direction it was coming from, as if it were inside my eardrum, or simply coming from everywhere. I was afraid it was the trum...

Canidae wrote:I heard a lot of sailors went down that day

Hi everybody. I think it's time we had a fun exercise in being kind. :lub: Deep down we're all very nice people, regardless of what others might say. Break down your faux machismo for a moment with me and say something nice about the person who posts above you. Since nobody is posting above me, I'l...

Why thank you, Scourge.

Perhaps you do as well.

Hi everybody. I think it's time we had a fun exercise in being kind. :lub: Deep down we're all very nice people, regardless of what others might say. Break down your faux machismo for a moment with me and say something nice about the person who posts above you. Since nobody is posting above me, I'l...

You quoted it, eaglebeak.

You're wrong.

Dead wrong.

And by dead I mean Kracus: Age 23.

And since fungus is a renewable resource, all you'd need is rainfall to survive on them.

Eating your own shit doesn't work. Eventually the nutrients are stripped out too much... But a fungus would be enough to sustain you for at least another few days.

This means only virgins can go to the moon from there, right?

Kracus at the Sea of Tranquility. Good god.

QWFIX this stupid newb.

Since mushrooms don't use photosynthesis, they're completely dependent on the ground.

Mushrooms are fertilized with manure. You're eating shit.

ROFL.

So sued.

Easy game. Next!

Article by John Byrne...

I remember him!

im crying and i cant stop, these people on fox news explaining what he went through with no emotion! i cant believe what they did to him , it is a sad night, i pray for his soul and pray for the governor, for having to deal with the death of a innocent man , his blood is in his hands.Tookie you whe...

Sounds comfortable

"There is now conclusive medical evidence that a circumcised penis with the glans exposed has less nerve receptors and is less effective than a naturally covered penis." They're joking, right? This has to be a joke. It has one function, and both are equally effective in that. (Slapping you.)

"Coloring the events…" Is that a pun? What can we do to completely destroy the communications infrastructure, and to what specificity can we enact such a large event? Is it possible to ruin something that handles the AM radio band and cable television without hurting any essential networks...