quick need help - can you eat mushroom stalks?

Post by **[xeno]Julios** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 12:29 am

Just about to fry some portobellos. Can i eat the stalks?

Post by **Jemcdv** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 12:33 am

sure.

Post by **[xeno]Julios** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 12:37 am

kewl tx - great timing, butter's warm.

Post by **FragaGeddon** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 12:39 am

You will soon die, sorry.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 12:41 am

Yes but just cut off the dry end of it, same with broccolis and cauly flower, just take a bit longer to cook/steam.

Post by **HM-PuFFNSTuFF** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 12:49 am

yeah cut off the very end of the stalk

Post by **Jemcdv** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 12:52 am

too late I think he's eating it already

Post by **HM-PuFFNSTuFF** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 12:53 am

i have some magic mushrooms. want to try em Julios?

Post by **[xeno]Julios** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 1:07 am

HM-PuFFNSTuFF wrote:i have some magic mushrooms. want to try em Julios?

mebe i should eat them before my philosophy of religion oral exam tomorrow afternoon.

Post by **HM-PuFFNSTuFF** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 1:10 am

Post by **7zark7** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 1:12 am

HM-PuFFNSTuFF wrote:i have some magic mushrooms. want to try em Julios?

yummy.

Post by **HM-PuFFNSTuFF** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 1:13 am

mummy

Post by **Canidae** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 1:17 am

I'll be praying for the souls of those portabellos

Post by **7zark7** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 1:25 am

tummy

Post by **HM-PuFFNSTuFF** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 1:53 am

crumby

Post by **HM-PuFFNSTuFF** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 1:58 am

oh and good luck on the oral, Julios

Post by **Imalawyer** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 1:59 am

yes you can eat them but only once, they contain a lethal dose of poison.

Wed Dec 14, 2005 2:08 am

Since mushrooms don't use photosynthesis, they're completely dependent on the ground.

Mushrooms are fertilized with manure. You're eating shit.

Post by **Imalawyer** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 2:12 am

Just to be safe, take a shit in a corner put the mushrooms into your shit and let them sit there for a few days. That way you'll be eating your own shit instead of someone elses.

Wed Dec 14, 2005 2:14 am

And since fungus is a renewable resource, all you'd need is rainfall to survive on them.

Eating your own shit doesn't work. Eventually the nutrients are stripped out too much... But a fungus would be enough to sustain you for at least another few days.

Post by **plained** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 2:51 am

hehe you say for me hehe

Post by **[xeno]Julios** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 3:10 am

HM-PuFFNSTuFF wrote:oh and good luck on the oral, Julios

already passed it last night!

oh, the exam you mean? :icon4:

Post by **HM-PuFFNSTuFF** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 3:17 am

+

= :lub:

Post by **plained** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 3:18 am

ive installed lagbolts in the guestsink hehe

Post by **[xeno]Julios** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 3:39 am

plained wrote:ive installed lagbolts in the guestsink hehe

yea i did that with my chocolate speakers.

mouses loved it eh?