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Etile
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PostPosted: 03-08-2005 05:33 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


http://education.guardian.co.uk/higher/ ... 91,00.html

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As he recounts in his seminal paper, The first case of homosexual necrophilia in the mallard anas platyrhynchos, he was in his office in the Natuurmuseum Rotterdam, when he was alerted by a bang to the fact a bird had crashed into the glass facade of the building. "I went downstairs immediately to see if the window was damaged, and saw a drake mallard (anas platyrhynchos) lying motionless on its belly in the sand, two metres outside the facade. The unfortunate duck apparently had hit the building in full flight at a height of about three metres from the ground. Next to the obviously dead duck, another male mallard (in full adult plumage without any visible traces of moult) was present. He forcibly picked into the back, the base of the bill and mostly into the back of the head of the dead mallard for about two minutes, then mounted the corpse and started to copulate, with great force, almost continuously picking the side of the head.


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PostPosted: 03-08-2005 05:44 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


feathered faggotry

edit: How long would this scene have continued if it wasn't broken up?




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Kempston Joy
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PostPosted: 03-08-2005 05:56 AM           Profile   Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


LOL sitting here...




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Who's that man, Mommy?
Who's that man, Mommy?
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PostPosted: 03-08-2005 06:02 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


stop justifying your perverted fantasies with examples from the animal kingdom, seremtan. having sex with male corpses is _NOT_ normal.




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Etile
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PostPosted: 03-08-2005 06:13 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Doombrain wrote:
LOL sitting here...


LOL wearing a floral frock...

Pext wrote:
stop justifying your perverted fantasies with examples from the animal kingdom, seremtan. having sex with male corpses is _NOT_ normal.


Try again.




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Who's that man, Mommy?
Who's that man, Mommy?
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PostPosted: 03-08-2005 06:24 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


seremtan wrote:
Try again.


why? ... any typos in it?




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PostPosted: 03-08-2005 06:25 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Don't bother, he's from New Zealand.



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PostPosted: 03-08-2005 06:27 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


so... thing like this are common over there? i never though of braindead beeing a porn flick.




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PostPosted: 03-08-2005 06:33 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


say what?



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Kempston Joy
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PostPosted: 03-08-2005 06:41 AM           Profile   Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


seremtan wrote:
Doombrain wrote:
LOL sitting here...


LOL wearing a floral frock...

Pext wrote:
stop justifying your perverted fantasies with examples from the animal kingdom, seremtan. having sex with male corpses is _NOT_ normal.


Try again.


Sitting here waiting for love.... :lol:




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