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PostPosted: 03-30-2005 05:30 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Last night. :D

They were in town and popped down to the club where I was at last night. Played a couple games of pool with em, good thing they don't play basketball like they do at pool :)

They were pretty alright guys tbh, I asked them who won. :icon32: I suspect they probably heard that joke before though. Oh and I can tell you that not all members of the globetrotters are drug free, at least a couple of em like smoking weed :D
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PostPosted: 03-30-2005 05:55 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


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PostPosted: 03-30-2005 05:59 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


I would have had them sign my man b00bs.
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PostPosted: 03-30-2005 11:14 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


All the real Harlem Globetrotters are dead
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PostPosted: 03-31-2005 12:17 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


HM-PuFFNSTuFF wrote:
All the real Harlem Globetrotters are dead


Truth
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PostPosted: 03-31-2005 12:28 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


The who?



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PostPosted: 03-31-2005 12:38 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Ryoki wrote:
The who?


no, The Harlem Globetrotters.
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PostPosted: 03-31-2005 12:47 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Oh!



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PostPosted: 03-31-2005 12:49 AM           Profile   Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


doiesnt matter who they are, it didnt happen anyways
its kracus remember. he wasnt shooting pool last night, he was home alone in his dark bedroom smoking weed and contemplating suicide like every night



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PostPosted: 03-31-2005 12:52 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


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PostPosted: 03-31-2005 12:56 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


MKJ wrote:
doiesnt matter who they are, it didnt happen anyways
its kracus remember. he wasnt shooting pool last night, he was home alone in his dark bedroom smoking weed and contemplating suicide like every night


... after revealing mindblowing stuff about the 'fabric' of the universe.
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PostPosted: 03-31-2005 01:48 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


+JuggerNaut+ wrote:
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PostPosted: 03-31-2005 01:57 AM           Profile   Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


basketball :lol:
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PostPosted: 03-31-2005 01:59 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Basketball is such a silly game though.

One team scores, everyone runs over to the other side, the other team scores, repeat untill the score is something like 93-91. Only very tall people stand a chance, and it's all about individual skill instead of teamplay. Pfft.



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PostPosted: 03-31-2005 02:08 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


pffft, you guys have never seen a jew play basketball, obviously lol
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PostPosted: 03-31-2005 02:13 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


basketball is the best out of all major sports...
soccer is just pure boredom.
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PostPosted: 03-31-2005 02:23 AM           Profile   Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Pext wrote:
basketball is the best out of all major sports...
soccer is just pure boredom.


Jesus, yeah right :lol: what with it being the world’s most popular sport and all :lol:
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PostPosted: 03-31-2005 02:24 AM           Profile   Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


you know, it's called netball over here and it's only played by girls :lol:
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PostPosted: 03-31-2005 02:27 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


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Jesus, yeah right :lol: what with it being the world’s most popular sport and all :lol:


thats because 70% of the world population is stupid and poor.

soccer is a working class game - a game for the poor and uneducated.
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PostPosted: 03-31-2005 02:28 AM           Profile   Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


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Pext wrote:
Doombrain wrote:
Jesus, yeah right :lol: what with it being the world’s most popular sport and all :lol:


thats because 70% of the world population is stupid and poor.

soccer is a working class game - a game for the poor and uneducated.


And basketball is a game for lanky fucking jungle bunnies.

netball :lol:
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PostPosted: 03-31-2005 04:10 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


+JuggerNaut+ wrote:
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Why's Lionel Ritchie in this pic?
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sys0p wrote:
And basketball is a game for lanky fucking jungle bunnies.

netball :lol:


i never said basketball was good. it's just the best out of soccer/basketball/baseball.

i usually watch snooker ...
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hahahahahahah fucking hell I love this forum, it's full of idiots
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PostPosted: 03-31-2005 04:19 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


hahahahahahahaha me too. Eh hold on...
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Basketball is utter shit. Please.



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PostPosted: 03-31-2005 05:25 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Kracus wrote:
Last night. :D

They were in town and popped down to the club where I was at last night. Played a couple games of pool with em, good thing they don't play basketball like they do at pool :)




So I take it one of them jumped on the table, started spinning the 8 ball on his finger, then the team joined him and they started dribbling and doing all those fancy behind the neck tricks?
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...all while whistling that crappy theme song of theirs.
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Basketball is a completely worthless game (although it's good exercise to play). But the Globetrotters don't really play basketball -- it's more like a courtside circus.
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haha, i hope just because i googled for a pic that people don't think i actually LIKE the f*cking sport.

fags.
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PostPosted: 03-31-2005 12:16 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


DRuM wrote:
Kracus wrote:
Last night. :D

They were in town and popped down to the club where I was at last night. Played a couple games of pool with em, good thing they don't play basketball like they do at pool :)




So I take it one of them jumped on the table, started spinning the 8 ball on his finger, then the team joined him and they started dribbling and doing all those fancy behind the neck tricks?


No, I tried to sucker them into a money game but my cover was quickly blown by this chick I know. There were two of em and me and my buddy asked them if they'd like to play partners.

They said sure and we played a game for a beer each. We won the first one then this chick drops by and starts talking with one of the globetrotter guys. She's a real cocktease too. Anyway, we spring the question if they'd like to play for 20$ and then she goes and tells em we're both poolsharks.

We played a couple more games anyway, they are pretty cool guys, went out and smoked a joint with one of em. I honestly thought they'd be taller...
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PostPosted: 03-31-2005 12:18 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Kracus wrote:
DRuM wrote:
Kracus wrote:
Last night. :D

They were in town and popped down to the club where I was at last night. Played a couple games of pool with em, good thing they don't play basketball like they do at pool :)




So I take it one of them jumped on the table, started spinning the 8 ball on his finger, then the team joined him and they started dribbling and doing all those fancy behind the neck tricks?


No, I tried to sucker them into a money game but my cover was quickly blown by this chick I know. There were two of em and me and my buddy asked them if they'd like to play partners.

They said sure and we played a game for a beer each. We won the first one then this chick drops by and starts talking with one of the globetrotter guys. She's a real cocktease too. Anyway, we spring the question if they'd like to play for 20$ and then she goes and tells em we're both poolsharks.

We played a couple more games anyway, they are pretty cool guys, went out and smoked a joint with one of em. I honestly thought they'd be taller...


The first two black men Kracus has ever met and he buys the story that they are Harlem Globetrotters even though they are both 5'11". :lol:
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PostPosted: 03-31-2005 12:19 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


i wouldve kicked them square in the junk

the only thing that would upset me is not being able to get them all with one swift kick :(
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I can't link directly but...

http://www.harlemglobetrotters.com/events/

Then choose New-Brunswick under the options for Canada and you'll see they were here last tuesday. I always go out on tuesday's cause it's toonie tuesdays at crowes. (as far as shady bars go this is the worst in Saint-John I'd say.)

It's also the only place open on tuesdays. Well open that actualy has people.
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PostPosted: 03-31-2005 12:38 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


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