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Don't be koi
Don't be koi
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PostPosted: 02-14-2005 12:57 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Nightshade wrote:
THIS THREAD IS FAST AND DANGER.


Holy shit! :icon19:




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Bbbllrrrrzzppp!!
Bbbllrrrrzzppp!!
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PostPosted: 02-14-2005 01:15 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


pete wrote:
Answer to the BANANAS …Thing.

Let’s say a banana weight 8 ounces, so two weight 16 ounces or 1 pound.
So 400 tonnes of bananas is equal to 1,600,000 bananas.
Well, of course this is quite amazing .
But they have done it.

Can you visualise 1,600,000 bananas in your house?
Unless you have a Donald Trump kind of house, it can’t fit in.

The thing is to the solution….

You always can find seeds in bananas…
But there is no needle in hay.

Well, that’s a tricky one, you might say.
But if you still think that a needle in a haystack is still
Easier to find ( should any one have lost one in the hay ).
Just spread it to the floor and…
You wouldn’t need a computer to find it.
Just use a simple magnet or metal detector.

Thank’s again for you participation.

Take Care!
Pete



Can you do my homework? :icon19:



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PostPosted: 02-14-2005 02:51 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Good evening my friends.

Solution to...a needle in a stack of needles.

Originally posted by FlamingTP:
Re: Try finding a particular needle in a stack of needles.

With today’s technology. Once the needles spreaded on a conveyer and
feed through a scanner type of a programmed supercomputer with
robotics eyes sensors recognition patterns, it could find it in no time.

Well, that, I think you knew but what about...
Originally post by Bdw3:
-finding a grain of sugar on a beach?

Any idea?
Solution later.
Take Care!
pete




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PostPosted: 02-14-2005 04:18 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Good evening my friends.

Boo… in reference to…
Can you do my homework?

I would be happy to help you but not at 4:15 AM.
You can post your problems and I will do my best
to reply with solutions in the afternoon.

By the way, anyone who would need some help or advices on any particular problems or topics, I’ll try to my best knowledge to help you but I won’t do it for you , just give you ways or/and advices to solve them.

Take Care!
pete




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plained
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PostPosted: 02-14-2005 04:20 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


ey pete good to see yeas




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PostPosted: 02-14-2005 04:37 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Good evening plained, nice to see you too.

BTW...Any of you know where I can find a dictionary
for translations of slang words on the web?
I am a green here and see plenty of words I never
heard of before. You know...I'm a french Canadian
and 47 YO at that...It doesn't help.

Take Care!
pete




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PostPosted: 02-14-2005 04:52 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


:dork:




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PostPosted: 02-14-2005 05:12 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


RE: BTW...Any of you know where I can find a dictionary
for translations of slang words on the web?
I am a green here and see plenty of words I never
heard of before. You know...I'm a french Canadian
and 47 YO at that...It doesn't help.

I forgot to mention...The definitions of all the emoticons too.

May be I am too old...?
Well...I don't think.

Take Care!
pete




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PostPosted: 02-14-2005 05:43 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Good evening my friends.

BTW... In reference to as...
boo....for your homework
Would you like some OJ?
I would rather have a BURRITO.
Here in Quebec, Canada we have plenty of Mc Donalds
but no Jack in the Box.

I so love burritos.

Take Care!
pete




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PostPosted: 02-14-2005 05:52 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


You're someones bad alt.




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PostPosted: 02-14-2005 09:23 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Good evening my friends.

This one post by Bdw3
-Or a grain of sugar on a beach.

Well… this is not an easy task but let’s say this grain of sugar
Is the essential element that could change our life.
We would really want to find it, since our Life depend on it.

Major sums of money would be put in this research and we would
give anything we have for contributions before even any type of
anti-missiles shields and the likes.

But this time, SUPERCOMPUTER, may be for the first time competing
against an old "archaic” machine to find it.

If you have read the article about the 400 tonnes of bananas…
It’s not really more difficult.

Shovel as much sand as you can…
Pour it in a mesh like kind of fabric so that only liquid will go throuh it…
Only liquid no sand. Put a pane underneath. Use warm or hot water to ”wash” it.

Keep the water.

Now, of all the water that you have recuperated.
Put it in a casserole or the like and boil it

After it has come to nearly nothing left in your casserole,
You should see the grain of sugar crystalyze.

Well, that's not an easy one but still is feasible.

Take Care!
pete




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Bbbllrrrrzzppp!!
Bbbllrrrrzzppp!!
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PostPosted: 02-15-2005 01:22 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


pete wrote:
Good evening my friends.

BTW... In reference to as...
boo....for your homework
Would you like some OJ?
I would rather have a BURRITO.
Here in Quebec, Canada we have plenty of Mc Donalds
but no Jack in the Box.

I so love burritos.

Take Care!
pete


wtf :icon27: :icon32:

That homework thing was a joke BTW... I dont go to school, or college though really I should :icon26:

OJ is Orange Juice and its on Tazmania because Taz's dad likes OJ and I think Tazmania is cool.



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PostPosted: 02-15-2005 05:14 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Good evening my friends.

Just fun facts but real.

If Bill Gates is worth 40G$…40,000,000,000$

A dollar bill has a thickness of 1mm.

The Earth's circumference is 23,627 miles or about 24,000 miles and the average
distance between the Earth and the Moon is 238,900 or about 240,000 miles. ...

All in one dollar bill, If piled up from earth.. What would be the approximate distance of the one on top from the moon?

If all piled sideways, starting from NY NY to the west…Approximately in wish state it would end?

Have fun!
BTW…Any one have a burrito recipe? I miss Jack in the Box.
Take Care!
Pete




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The Borked One
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PostPosted: 02-15-2005 05:28 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


w.....t.....f




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Commander
Commander
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PostPosted: 02-15-2005 05:51 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


thats rite interesting pete :up:




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PostPosted: 02-15-2005 06:00 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Bdw3 wrote:
Nightshade wrote:
THIS THREAD IS FAST AND DANGER.

He's a French Canadian, be nice you. :icon1:


So am I dipshit.




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Elite
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PostPosted: 02-15-2005 06:04 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


I think you know what I mean...

24 btw.




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PostPosted: 02-15-2005 06:55 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Good evening to you all…My friends and all the others who have a bad attitude.

Listen!!!

This will be my first and I wish it to be the last time that I have to advised you…OK?

That’s not concerning my friends.

If you have a bad attitude in my thread…Just go in your topics and write as many…WTF? Or the likes in it until you are satisfied with yourself and then you may come back.

I am a pacific 47 YO French Canadian and I am here just to have fun or/and share things.

Understood?

You are all welcome to come back and I don’t want any “enemy “in my thread.


UNDERSTOOD? OK?

BTW if any of you need consultation b’cause you’re on the brink of a burn out, I might be able to help you.

‘Till then Take Care!
Pete




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PostPosted: 02-15-2005 09:17 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Good evening my friends.

Scourge
Deliverance

(Form) Formhaldehid

Can you explained just what is happening in here?

I posted a simple topic and I already have +500 hits on it.
Already is a hot topic.
It's kind of embarrassing.

I wanted to keep a low profile. I enjoyed exchanging with you and Bd3w, saltybluecrackers and raw and forgive me if I can't list all of the others.
It's not that I don't like my new friends, in the contrary,
I appreciate them all.
But what is this all about?


Thank's.

Take Care!
pete




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PostPosted: 02-15-2005 11:00 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Good evening my friends.

Just a weird fact.

Did you know that we all have... On estime que l'ensemble des vaisseaux sanguins d'une personne s'ils étaient mis bout à bout, mesureraient près de 100 000 km.
Sorry it's in french...
Translation please...
It is estimated that the whole of the blood vessels of a person if they were put end to end, would measure nearly 100 000 km.

So that's aproximatly 2 and 1\2 the diametre of the earth.

Take Care!
pete




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The Borked One
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PostPosted: 02-16-2005 03:59 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


o_0

edit: Sorry for having a bad attitude again in your precious little thread...but I don't remember needing your permission to post ok hun?




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PostPosted: 02-16-2005 06:43 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Good evening my friends.

PRECISION...

This warning wasn't especially for you bork[e],
since there are many WTF as myself using
all the time BTW.

I was just a bit frustrated by all the annoying posts
I have seen in other threads. Sorry, but I still want
to keep this thread '' bad attitude free''.

BTW...could you find me a type of dictionary for all
the slangs you are using and those things as o_0,hun,|o|...
I don't know what they mean at all.

Take Care!
pete




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PostPosted: 02-16-2005 06:55 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


You'll learn you just have to basicaly learn it on your own or ask as they come up, toherwise no one is going to take the time to type em all up to show some noobs alt that'll be gone in 2 weeks from now.




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Grunt
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PostPosted: 02-16-2005 06:59 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Good evening Pete

how are you today?




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PostPosted: 02-16-2005 07:24 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Thank's Kracus.

So can I start with yours?

RE: Kracus

You're someones bad (alt).
(So am I dipshit.)
You'll learn you just have to basicaly learn it on your own or ask as they come up, toherwise no one is going to take the time to type em all up to show some (noobs) (alt) that'll be gone in 2 weeks from now.

What is the meaning of all the words in ( )?

Thank's
Take care!
pete




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PostPosted: 02-16-2005 07:49 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Mr Late, good evening and you are welcome.

I was working on a new type of utensil in my workshop.
It took me nearly an hour to create a prototype out of wood.
Well...It works. I am actually using it for a try.

May be, if you want one it will be on my site.

It's a must have if you like...

Well, I can't say more for now.

Take Care!
pete




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PostPosted: 02-16-2005 08:57 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Good evening and welcome my friends.

For the solution about Bill Gates's big, big ,big fortune...

RE: If Bill Gates is worth 40G$…40,000,000,000$

A dollar bill has a thickness of 1mm.

The Earth's circumference is 23,627 miles or about 24,000 miles and the average
distance between the Earth and the Moon is 238,900 or about 240,000 miles. ...

All in one dollar bill, If piled up from earth.. What would be the approximate distance of the one on top from the moon?

If all piled sideways, starting from NY NY to the west…Approximately in wish state it would end?

ANSWER

The bill on the top would be approximatly 1/10th of the distance to the moon.
If all piled sideway...the last bill would fall in Wisconsin, just on the brink of Wisconsin...That is after going a whole trip around
the globe passing NY NY .

Believe it or not.
That's a lot of money.

Take Care!
pete




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Canadian Shaft
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PostPosted: 02-16-2005 09:01 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


gee kracus don't be so hard on pete.




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PostPosted: 02-16-2005 09:56 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Well…Good evening to you all.

My friends and the ones that have a ‘’bad attitude”…but
I think that it will go away as you grow up.

No offence…I am 47YO.

When you get my age you will be more wise.

In the meantime I have to thanks…
Bdw3, Scourge, Oblivi0.on saltybluecrackers, form Formaldehid.
They all have been supporting me.

P’S. I didn’t mentioned the new ones as, plained , Mr late, runt...
Forgive me if I didn't mentionned you.

Take Care!
pete




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Aneurysm
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PostPosted: 02-16-2005 10:33 PM           Profile   Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


hi pete




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PostPosted: 02-16-2005 10:38 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Good evening my friends.

Strange thing is when I try to copy paste
The ID of HM- PuFFNSTuFF.
It doesn’t work…..
Any idea?

Take Care!
Pete




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Aneurysm
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PostPosted: 02-16-2005 10:41 PM           Profile   Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


reboot




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PostPosted: 02-16-2005 10:52 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Good morning shaft
The Illuminated

Do you mean that I have to physically close my PC and
restart it?

Take Care!
pete




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Aneurysm
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PostPosted: 02-16-2005 11:01 PM           Profile   Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


no, your computer is just hungry. open the cd drive and put a large cookie in it and then close it.




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PostPosted: 02-16-2005 11:23 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Good evening shaft.

Thank's but...

I've tried all kind of cookies I have in here, even the ones with chocolate chips in it and it's still doesn'n't work.

Can you still help me?

I sure appreciate all of your help.

pete




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