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LOL INTERNET
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PostPosted: 04-16-2005 05:26 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


THE NEEDLE GOES DOWN
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PostPosted: 04-16-2005 05:29 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


he doesnt lie :paranoid:
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PostPosted: 04-16-2005 05:37 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


I've tried it to see if the needle goes down but my huge penis is in the way.
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LOL INTERNET
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PostPosted: 04-16-2005 05:53 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


I PUT THE SCALES SIDEWAYS
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[xeno]Julios
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PostPosted: 04-16-2005 06:19 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


i lose 21 grams after i masturbate, while standing on my digital scale.


EVEN WITH DRY ORGASMS!
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The HavoX
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PostPosted: 04-16-2005 06:21 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


LOL INTERNET wrote:
THE NEEDLE GOES DOWN
what needle? :dork:
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PostPosted: 04-16-2005 06:27 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


The HavoX wrote:
LOL INTERNET wrote:
THE NEEDLE GOES DOWN
what needle? :dork:


your penis.
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The HavoX
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PostPosted: 04-16-2005 06:28 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


*decides to get drunk from Gatorade again* :icon3:
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PostPosted: 04-16-2005 07:03 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


+JuggerNaut+ wrote:
The HavoX wrote:
LOL INTERNET wrote:
THE NEEDLE GOES DOWN
what needle? :dork:


your penis.


HOOOO
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PostPosted: 04-16-2005 07:13 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


The HavoX wrote:
LOL INTERNET wrote:
THE NEEDLE GOES DOWN
what needle? :dork:


scales have needles.... :icon27:

see the red thing?
http://www.medisave.co.uk/images/se7613.jpg

But on *that*scale it would probably go side ways or up. :icon14:

...unless you're a small dude. :o!


(kg)




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The HavoX
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PostPosted: 04-16-2005 07:56 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


ok, never mind
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PostPosted: 04-16-2005 08:10 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


*Looks at scale and sees 600lbs.*

Move your fat ass HavoX
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PostPosted: 04-16-2005 08:39 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


:lol:
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PostPosted: 04-16-2005 09:13 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


[xeno]Julios wrote:
i lose 21 grams after i masturbate, while standing on my digital scale.


EVEN WITH DRY ORGASMS!


try weighing your nuts before and after.
collect enough "data" for a quality sample set and give us the mean and standard deviation... + a scatter plot with fitted line would be nice.

oh, and the first 21 grams you lose while masturbating is your soul,
every gram after that adds to the weight that will be hung from your nuts for eternity in hell.
you dirty little monster.
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PostPosted: 04-17-2005 12:20 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


GONNAFISTYA wrote:
I've tried it to see if the needle goes down but my huge penis is in the way.


your huge gut you mean, you fucking walrus :lol:
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PostPosted: 04-17-2005 12:21 AM           Profile   Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


one of the best threads of all time kids....
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PostPosted: 04-17-2005 02:38 AM           Profile   Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Dr_Watson wrote:
oh, and the first 21 grams you lose while masturbating is your soul,


Chortle!



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PostPosted: 04-17-2005 03:37 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


I take it you'll be shouting your own name....
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PostPosted: 04-17-2005 06:12 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


LOL INTERNET wrote:
THE NEEDLE GOES DOWN


I like to weigh myself before and after I take a shit.

LOL INTERNET wrote:
THE NEEDLE GOES DOWN
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PostPosted: 04-17-2005 10:00 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


[xeno]Julios wrote:
i lose 21 grams after i masturbate, while standing on my digital scale.


EVEN WITH DRY ORGASMS!

Thats a pretty fucking precise bathrooms scale! How much did it set you back, a couple hundred dollars?
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PostPosted: 04-17-2005 10:08 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


WTF is a dry orgasm.
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PostPosted: 04-17-2005 10:09 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Think about it
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SplishSplash
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PostPosted: 04-17-2005 10:10 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Never had one.
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PostPosted: 04-17-2005 10:16 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Quote:
dry orgasm

Definition: Sexual climax without ejaculation or the release of semen. Men without a prostate gland cannot have an ejaculation but they can have an orgasm (climax).




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PostPosted: 04-17-2005 10:33 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


[xeno]Julios wrote:
i lose 21 grams after i masturbate, while standing on my digital scale.


EVEN WITH DRY ORGASMS!


That's because someone picked your pocket while you were cumfacing.
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PostPosted: 04-17-2005 10:45 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


i think you missed what he was saying seremtan...

the 21 grams refers to the soul..? correct me if im wrong julios
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PostPosted: 04-17-2005 10:54 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


if thats the case, I would have a negative weight.....



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PostPosted: 04-17-2005 11:32 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


so does this mean fat people never fuck?
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[xeno]Julios
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PostPosted: 04-17-2005 11:36 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Chupacabra wrote:
i think you missed what he was saying seremtan...

the 21 grams refers to the soul..? correct me if im wrong julios


yes...

to regain the weight, i meditate and then watch shawshank redemption.
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PostPosted: 04-17-2005 03:14 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


I'm sensing some not-so-repressed chicken-choking guilt here...

Even monkeys wank. Are they going to Hell? I think not.
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PostPosted: 04-17-2005 10:54 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


I have a theory that all kinds of orgasms raise your testosterone level and subsequently make your hair fall out.

Confirm/deny?
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PostPosted: 04-17-2005 11:07 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


chicks have less testosterone than men, but as they age, the levels increase, so when they are old they have hairy chins - does this debunk the theory??



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PostPosted: 04-17-2005 11:08 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


I don't think so.
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PostPosted: 04-18-2005 12:49 AM           Profile   Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


[xeno]Julios wrote:
i lose 21 grams after i masturbate, while standing on my digital scale.


EVEN WITH DRY ORGASMS!


you jerk out your soul? :o



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