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Shambolic
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PostPosted: 02-14-2005 06:33 AM           Profile   Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


http://www.iol.co.za/index.php?set_id=1 ... 142293B235

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Stockholm - A Swedish woman said on Sunday that she had found a penis in a bottle of ketchup.

Viktoria Ed said she was lucky enough to discover the organ before putting the sauce on her bread rolls, unlike her husband Stefan and their children, Madeleine and Simon.

"It looked like a penis, of an adult if it's human, and medium sized," she said.

"It's disgusting. The top of the bottle was intact, as if it had just left the factory. We would like to know how this thing ended up in a ketchup bottle."

The Godegaarden brand ketchup was made in Turkey and distributed in Sweden by the company Axfood. The shop where the ketchup was bought on Friday has thrown out the rest of its stock.

"I will never buy this brand again, it's finished," vowed Ed.

Police have taken the object for analysis.




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Bbbllrrrrzzppp!!
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PostPosted: 02-14-2005 06:36 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


ROFL oh my god. How the fuck did a penis make its way into a sauce bottle?

How did the sauce company NOT know?
Especialy if it was of one of its workers...



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PostPosted: 02-14-2005 06:37 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


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PostPosted: 02-14-2005 06:40 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


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Viktoria Ed said she was lucky enough to discover the organ before putting the sauce on her bread rolls, unlike her husband Stefan and their children, Madeleine and Simon.


lol...




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PostPosted: 02-14-2005 06:45 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


The key thing is "Turkey"




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Approaching the singularity
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PostPosted: 02-14-2005 06:50 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Thank god I only ever buy Heinz.




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PostPosted: 02-14-2005 06:51 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Lord!!!!!



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PostPosted: 02-14-2005 07:43 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Probably the mafia that needed to get rid of all the chopped up body parts, so they dumped it in the tomato cistern. :icon25:




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Long and Strong
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PostPosted: 02-14-2005 09:13 AM           Profile   Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


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Who's that man, Mommy?
Who's that man, Mommy?
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PostPosted: 02-14-2005 09:16 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


urban legend?

but a good one :D

... as includes unsuspected penises in food; it could just happen to everyone :icon14:




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It felt good...
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PostPosted: 02-14-2005 09:41 AM           Profile   Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


She was gonna put a cock on her 'bread rolls' lolololol




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