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PostPosted: 02-13-2016 07:10 AM           Profile   Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Whooosh
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^Doooouche
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PostPosted: 12-07-2020 03:43 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


narrator voice: "He never became a radiologist."
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PostPosted: 12-07-2020 11:33 PM           Profile   Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Tuning into Poorian FM doesn't make you a radiologist, Geoff
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PostPosted: 12-08-2020 04:32 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


I'm impoverished.
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PostPosted: 12-08-2020 05:55 AM           Profile   Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Thought he became a porter in the hospital his wife works at? Nothing wring with that mind, honourable position.
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PostPosted: 12-08-2020 08:03 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Eraser wrote:
Tuning into Poorian FM doesn't make you a radiologist, Geoff


Lol yes i did...
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PostPosted: 12-08-2020 12:47 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


non sequitur response from the grammar king :dork:
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raw wrote:
I'm impoverished.


We know... :olo: ...
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PostPosted: 12-09-2020 06:03 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


seremtan wrote:
non sequitur response from the grammar king :dork:


As u can see I'm licensed and in compliance in multi-modalities... Dominating the healthcare world... Deal with it pooron!...
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PostPosted: 12-09-2020 08:07 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


seriously, congratulations and well done. not too shabby for a one balled man... of course you're not a radiologist, just a radiological technologist and there is nothing wrong with that at all. you shouldn't have redacted that part, no need. you did good.
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PostPosted: 12-09-2020 08:54 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


I'm basically a radiologist... And i don't do xray... Just MRI... Deal with it Dumbo's...
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PostPosted: 12-09-2020 09:51 AM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


No you're a technician, radiologists go to medical school and become trained as a GP, after which they work in residency for years.

You're basically the paralegal of the medical world. Congratulations on your achievement, but just keep in mind that if someone's fat husband croaks in line at Arby's, you need to move out of the way so a real medical expert can step in.
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PostPosted: 12-09-2020 10:01 AM           Profile   Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Registered Nurse: “I’m basically a surgeon.”

Geoff: “I’m basically a radiologist.”
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PostPosted: 12-09-2020 12:06 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Captain Mazda wrote:
No you're a technician, radiologists go to medical school and become trained as a GP, after which they work in residency for years.

You're basically the paralegal of the medical world. Congratulations on your achievement, but just keep in mind that if someone's fat husband croaks in line at Arby's, you need to move out of the way so a real medical expert can step in.

:olo: :olo: :olo:
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Captain Mazda wrote:
No you're a technician, radiologists go to medical school and become trained as a GP, after which they work in residency for years.

You're basically the paralegal of the medical world. Congratulations on your achievement, but just keep in mind that if someone's fat husband croaks in line at Arby's, you need to move out of the way so a real medical expert can step in.


FUCKING LOL
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PostPosted: 12-09-2020 12:36 PM           Profile   Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Lol Jesus
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PostPosted: 12-09-2020 12:45 PM           Profile   Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


lol. n1 geoffrey
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Looks like i upset the terrorist... Understandable. Don't ask me to read your images when ur on ur death bed... Chump...
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PostPosted: 12-09-2020 02:15 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Why would I need an x-ray if I'm already dying? Plus I can always ask my brother, he's an actual radiologist.
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PostPosted: 12-09-2020 02:37 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


:alert:
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Captain Mazda wrote:
Why would I need an x-ray if I'm already dying? Plus I can always ask my brother, he's an actual radiologist.



I don't do xrays... That's peasant work... Also i already said I'm basically a radiologist... I'm not an actual radiologist becuz i see the writing on the wall... They will be replaced by ai very soon... You're welcome... Questions?...
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PostPosted: 12-09-2020 03:03 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


One more thing... Does your brother also live in Canada? Europe? Than he's not actually a radiologist... More like a CA... :olo: ...
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PostPosted: 12-09-2020 05:15 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


scared? wrote:
Than he's not actually a radiologist..

so just like you then? :olo:
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scared? wrote:
One more thing... Does your brother also live in Canada? Europe? Than he's not actually a radiologist... More like a CA... :olo: ...


This might be confusing to you but he went to medical school in Finland, where they have actual healthcare standards, and is a licensed doctor. Don't worry, your job won't require any real medical knowledge. Just clean the x-ray table when the doctor tells you and you'll do great!
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Captain Mazda wrote:

This might be confusing to you but he went to medical school in Finland


I'm gonna have to stop u right there... Ur brother cleans the shit up for nurse in icu...u just said it urself...k thx...
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You wouldn't qualify as a janitor there...try again chump...rofl...
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Janitors here get paid more than doctors in Finland... :olo: ...
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Hi sir please put your ankle here while I go press a button, the real doctor will be here shortly to explain everything... :olo: Yeah you're basically a radiologist... :olo:
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Well, compared to what radiologists get paid in Finland i am... :olo: ...
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i mean ok that's an achievement and given the massive joke that is US healthcare Geoff probably gets overcompensated for his duties, but he's still basically the equivalent of that Polish girl who holds the suction in your mouth while the actual dentist does the real work
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Careful, I'll accidently bring an oxygen tank in the magnet room while I'm scanning u for tiny penis syndrome... :olo: ...
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having to work to pay the bills :olo:
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Lol I'm not working... But if i ever want to I'll get a job... Lol u lose...
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unemployed deadbeat :olo:
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