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DRuM I nose it! Joined: 28 Oct 2002 Posts: 17184	Posted: 02-25-2005 03:42 AM                  Bad news: Someone was run over and police cordon off my exits to get to work. Traffic is ridiculous. An hour later I arrive back home from only having travelled about half a mile and was now gonna be late. Good news: day off.
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Grudge Approaching the singularity Joined: 28 Jan 2002 Posts: 13399	Posted: 02-25-2005 04:51 AM                  Ge<k>off
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Grudge Approaching the singularity Joined: 28 Jan 2002 Posts: 13399	Posted: 02-25-2005 04:52 AM                  no
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glossy Elite Joined: 29 Apr 2002 Posts: 6222	Posted: 02-25-2005 06:51 AM                  ge<img width="0" height="0">off?
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losCHUNK Truffle Shuffle Joined: 08 May 2002 Posts: 17167	Posted: 02-25-2005 01:44 PM                  bastard
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losCHUNK Truffle Shuffle Joined: 08 May 2002 Posts: 17167	Posted: 02-25-2005 01:45 PM
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SplEEb The Illuminated Joined: 23 Nov 2000 Posts: 1818	Posted: 02-25-2005 03:47 PM                  So this guy wakes up after a wicked party and notices he has two rings around his cock. He can't remember anything from the night before, so he decides he better go to the doctor and get this checked out. After examining him carefully and dilligently he tells the man "I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is the first ring is lipstick, the bad news is the second ring is tobacco.
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SplEEb The Illuminated Joined: 23 Nov 2000 Posts: 1818	Posted: 02-27-2005 05:43 PM                  So I overheard these 2 ladies talking in the supermarket the other day. One said to the other, "those baking potatoes remind me of my husbands balls" The other woman says "why, that big?" No the other woman says "That dirty"
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ForM Always Watching Joined: 19 Nov 2002 Posts: 1049	Posted: 02-27-2005 08:33 PM
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