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Truffle Shuffle
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PostPosted: 12-14-2005 05:10 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


she needs a relay team to put her belt on



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PostPosted: 12-14-2005 05:12 PM           Profile   Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Ya momma so fat she sweat maple syrup.



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PostPosted: 12-14-2005 05:16 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


you momma so fat she walked in front of the tv and i missed three commercials




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PostPosted: 12-14-2005 05:18 PM           Profile   Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Ya momma so fat she tried bungee jumpin' and went straight to hell.



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PostPosted: 12-14-2005 05:19 PM           Profile   Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Ya momma so fat, she jumped up in the air and got stuck.



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PostPosted: 12-14-2005 05:20 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


yo momma so fat that not even god could lift her spirits



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PostPosted: 12-14-2005 05:23 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Yo momma so fat when she went to get a water bed they put a blanket across Lake Michigan.




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PostPosted: 12-14-2005 05:25 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


yo momma's so fat i had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side.




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PostPosted: 12-14-2005 05:26 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


yo momma's so fat the horse on her Polo shirt is real.




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PostPosted: 12-14-2005 05:26 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


yo moma so fat everytime she turns round its her birthday



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PostPosted: 12-14-2005 06:02 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


yo mama so fat shes on both sides of the family



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PostPosted: 12-14-2005 06:05 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


yo moma so poor that when someone threw a cigarette butt at her feet she started singin

"clap yo hands stomp yo feet praise the lord we got heat!"



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PostPosted: 12-14-2005 06:41 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world




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PostPosted: 12-14-2005 06:46 PM           Profile Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!




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PostPosted: 12-15-2005 02:30 AM           Profile   Send private message  E-mail  Edit post Reply with quote


Ya momma so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.



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