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Guest	Posted: 02-20-2005 06:38 PM                  You did good.
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ForM Always Watching Joined: 19 Nov 2002 Posts: 1049	Posted: 02-20-2005 07:02 PM                  Its story time. And I aint gonna bother with the color code crap so sit back and read.
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ForM Always Watching Joined: 19 Nov 2002 Posts: 1049	Posted: 02-20-2005 07:02 PM                  A long long time ago....
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ForM Always Watching Joined: 19 Nov 2002 Posts: 1049	Posted: 02-20-2005 07:02 PM                  when I was but a wee lad...
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ForM Always Watching Joined: 19 Nov 2002 Posts: 1049	Posted: 02-20-2005 07:03 PM                  it was my duty to take the trash out.
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ForM Always Watching Joined: 19 Nov 2002 Posts: 1049	Posted: 02-20-2005 07:03 PM                  Thash day was always Saterday morning.
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ForM Always Watching Joined: 19 Nov 2002 Posts: 1049	Posted: 02-20-2005 07:04 PM                  If ya missed trash day you got to hold all that garbage till the next trash day.
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ForM Always Watching Joined: 19 Nov 2002 Posts: 1049	Posted: 02-20-2005 07:05 PM                  Thats two weeks of garbage stinking with mom and pops bitching about in in the hot summer.
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ForM Always Watching Joined: 19 Nov 2002 Posts: 1049	Posted: 02-20-2005 07:06 PM                  And being it was saterday if ya didnt haul it out on friday night you had to get up early.
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ForM Always Watching Joined: 19 Nov 2002 Posts: 1049	Posted: 02-20-2005 07:06 PM                  In the beggining that wasnt hard on a saterday, I was young, always in bed by 9 and blah blah.
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ForM Always Watching Joined: 19 Nov 2002 Posts: 1049	Posted: 02-20-2005 07:07 PM                  After all getting up on a saterday morning in the summer to watch cartoons was what it was all about.
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ForM Always Watching Joined: 19 Nov 2002 Posts: 1049	Posted: 02-20-2005 07:08 PM                  So as I got older and still forced to take out the trash those friday night hauls got less and lees....
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ForM Always Watching Joined: 19 Nov 2002 Posts: 1049	Posted: 02-20-2005 07:09 PM                  and drag ass's out of bed on saterday morning became frequent, often just as I heard em on the other street.
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ForM Always Watching Joined: 19 Nov 2002 Posts: 1049	Posted: 02-20-2005 07:09 PM                  Well on Friday night I hauled it out.
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ForM Always Watching Joined: 19 Nov 2002 Posts: 1049	Posted: 02-20-2005 07:10 PM                  I slept in knowing I would have to get up.
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ForM Always Watching Joined: 19 Nov 2002 Posts: 1049	Posted: 02-20-2005 07:10 PM                  And when I did get up about 10 am or so my mom was just steaming mad.
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ForM Always Watching Joined: 19 Nov 2002 Posts: 1049	Posted: 02-20-2005 07:10 PM                  You can tell these things.
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ForM Always Watching Joined: 19 Nov 2002 Posts: 1049	Posted: 02-20-2005 07:11 PM                  So i looked out side as I yawnd and saw that the trash was still there.
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ForM Always Watching Joined: 19 Nov 2002 Posts: 1049	Posted: 02-20-2005 07:12 PM                  And it wasnt in the bags anymore, strewn all over hell and back.
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ForM Always Watching Joined: 19 Nov 2002 Posts: 1049	Posted: 02-20-2005 07:13 PM                  Lukily the year before I had recived a BB gun for my xmas present. One of those pump up Crossmens.
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ForM Always Watching Joined: 19 Nov 2002 Posts: 1049	Posted: 02-20-2005 07:13 PM                  Them things pack a punch for a bb and this mofo was accurate.
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ForM Always Watching Joined: 19 Nov 2002 Posts: 1049	Posted: 02-20-2005 07:14 PM                  I knew it was a neighborehood dog, and it was about to get a lesson.
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ForM Always Watching Joined: 19 Nov 2002 Posts: 1049	Posted: 02-20-2005 07:14 PM                  So the following friday night I went to bed early and got up about 4 am..
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ForM Always Watching Joined: 19 Nov 2002 Posts: 1049	Posted: 02-20-2005 07:15 PM                  I hauled all 12 bags out to the curb as the dead of night was creeping to dawn.
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ForM Always Watching Joined: 19 Nov 2002 Posts: 1049	Posted: 02-20-2005 07:16 PM                  I went inside and picked up my BBgun and snaged a lawn chair, then went to sit on the side of the house.
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ForM Always Watching Joined: 19 Nov 2002 Posts: 1049	Posted: 02-20-2005 07:17 PM                  I pumped that fucker up 20 times and waited.
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ForM Always Watching Joined: 19 Nov 2002 Posts: 1049	Posted: 02-20-2005 07:18 PM                  About 5:30 am two dogs come running down the street...sniffing cans, knocking them over. Haveing a regular hayday in their minds.
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ForM Always Watching Joined: 19 Nov 2002 Posts: 1049	Posted: 02-20-2005 07:18 PM                  I layed down as thay moved on to the neighbores cans....
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ForM Always Watching Joined: 19 Nov 2002 Posts: 1049	Posted: 02-20-2005 07:19 PM                  Then thay ran to MY trash bags....
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ForM Always Watching Joined: 19 Nov 2002 Posts: 1049	Posted: 02-20-2005 07:20 PM                  And as thay was sniffing one of them moved to the side and exposed his big ass ole balls just for me....as it tore into those garbage bags...
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ForM Always Watching Joined: 19 Nov 2002 Posts: 1049	Posted: 02-20-2005 07:20 PM                  I dont need to tell ya were I aimed my 20 pump Crossman BB gun.
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ForM Always Watching Joined: 19 Nov 2002 Posts: 1049	Posted: 02-20-2005 07:21 PM                  Nore do I need to tell you that beautifull sound that gun made as the pressure was released and the bb speed on its merry way...
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ForM Always Watching Joined: 19 Nov 2002 Posts: 1049	Posted: 02-20-2005 07:22 PM                  Hell I may not even need to tell you how loud that dog yellped as that bb impacted on one of its testicals....
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ForM Always Watching Joined: 19 Nov 2002 Posts: 1049	Posted: 02-20-2005 07:23 PM                  But I do need to tell you about how his tail that was straigt up in the air cureled under to protect them balls...
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ForM Always Watching Joined: 19 Nov 2002 Posts: 1049	Posted: 02-20-2005 07:23 PM                  About the way his whole body kinda curled under...
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