News Of The Weird(01/31/16)

[YourGrandpa]

Shouldn't that be hanging from a chain around your neck? I don't care how much it's worth, it looks ridiculous.

Mr. Mullet has an opinion about what looks ridiculous.

[shaft]

[YourGrandpa]

Those aren't Tampa Marlins. Those are Atlanta Falcons.

[Doombrain]

Shouldn't that be hanging from a chain around your neck? I don't care how much it's worth, it looks ridiculous.

[YourGrandpa]

[shaft]

Those aren't Tampa Marlins. Those are Atlanta Falcons.

You're the one with the Orlando Bloom's phone case. I guess you would know.

[Doombrain]

Is it a Atlanta Falcons watch?

[shaft]

Do they sell those at Walmart?

[Captain]

Everything Gramps writes is so clunky, it's like he spends 20 minutes on each post desperately trying to hide his juvenile grasp of English.

[YourGrandpa]

You're the one with the Orlando Bloom's phone case. I guess you would know.

I didn't know Orlando Bloom was a Dolphins fan.

[YourGrandpa]

Is it a Atlanta Falcons watch?

Do they make those?

[Doombrain]

mad flames bro

[YourGrandpa]

Was the Atlanta Falcon watch comment a "flame"?

[YourGrandpa]

Page 4 needs one of these.

[HM-PuFFNSTuFF]

tiny body BIG head ^

[xer0s]

I'm not sure what Gramps is trying to show off here. Any dope can go to the gym...

[YourGrandpa]

^Nerd argo.

[Doombrain]

why have you blurred the background out?

[YourGrandpa]

Why don't you make something up that helps you feel better about your own pathetic physical condition?

[shaft]

is your elbow cold?

[Doombrain]

My resting HR is 60.

[John^Rocker]

my resting HR is 58, after 4 cups of coffee.

Im looking at someone's wrestler photo.

[Scourge]

Shouldn't that be hanging from a chain around your neck? I don't care how much it's worth, it looks ridiculous.

Mr. Mullet has an opinion about what looks ridiculous.

Where do you get the idea that I have/or had a mullet?

[YourGrandpa]

is your elbow cold?

Not any more.

[YourGrandpa]

My resting HR is 60.

Mine is 59. What's your point?