Stormtrooper aim

[seremtan]

the graphic horror of that second-to-last pic always puzzled me, given the movie was aimed at kids/teenagers

also, how did they die? did the stormtroopers barbecue them or something? there are no scorch marks around them. nor does anyone else killed by stormtroopers end up looking like buffalo wings

[Eraser]

signs of the time innit. Lost Ark had Nazi's eyeballs dropping out as their faces melted.

Are you saying that somewhere, sometime, someone started thinking of the children?

[MKJ]

the graphic horror of that second-to-last pic always puzzled me, given the movie was aimed at kids/teenagers

also, how did they die? did the stormtroopers barbecue them or something? there are no scorch marks around them. nor does anyone else killed by stormtroopers end up looking like buffalo wings

in TFA there's flametroopers so there's that I guess.

[seremtan]

you realise it takes hours to cremate a body, right?

[Captain]

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[MKJ]

you realise it takes hours to cremate a body, right?

meh.
I guess in the end one should be directed to the yellow part of that image.

but still; on the stormtrooper note. Fuck the Ewoks and that battle. Sure they also captured the rebels but that's not the point. The point is that the Ewoks throw fucking rocks at the Stormtroopers which knocks them out... those helmets are just for show then?

[MKJ]

This is relevant
Warning: salt inducing.

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[seremtan]

those helmets are just for show then?

uh, they also get taken down by blaster fire in spite of wearing 'armour'

i think that'd be a yes

[MKJ]

Fair point, though at least those leave a burning hole (in some of the shots).

[Scourge]

you realise it takes hours to cremate a body, right?

You realize that they are not cremated, right? Just massively charred. Cremation burns the bones too.

[seremtan]

yes, i do realise that thanks randolph, but it would still take fucking hours to make someone look like the leftovers of a drunken buffalo wings pig-out

[MKJ]

sidequery. how long does napalm burn

[seremtan]

if only there was some way to find out

[MKJ]

So salty. If we were to google everything in every discussion there wouldnt be much discussion left ey.

Anyway, the proper answer seems to be "so long as there's oxygen". So that Owen-n-BeruBQ could be of the napalm variety.

[Scourge]

yes, i do realise that thanks randolph, but it would still take fucking hours to make someone look like the leftovers of a drunken buffalo wings pig-out

Takes between 1 to 3 hours to completely cremate someone in a coffin, dependent on the size of the person. Not nearly that long for extra crispy.

[seremtan]

conclusion: everyone in this thread is a massive nerd

[Scourge]

And you were wrong. Besides, why would the stormtroopers be in a hurry? They're kinda like the cops. They would have time for a slow roast.

[seremtan]

calm your tits, gandalf

i was right. george lucas just wants us to see what brutal cunts the empire is, so he shows us barbecued moisture farmer, even though the scenario begs more questions than it answers