So, somebody broke into my car...

Post by **diego** » Wed Feb 16, 2005 8:41 pm

... but he lost his mobile on the driver's seat. Cellphoned.
I am currently thinking about what to do: The police won't do much since he/she/it didn't steal anything but some gumdrops.

Post by **shaft** » Wed Feb 16, 2005 8:42 pm

Post by **losCHUNK** » Wed Feb 16, 2005 8:42 pm

lol wtf

broken window or anything and what phone is it ?

Post by **Pauly** » Wed Feb 16, 2005 8:43 pm

OMG he sounds like the worlds most stupid fucking criminal :lol:

Lost his phone for some gumdrops :lol:

Post by **Underpants?** » Wed Feb 16, 2005 8:44 pm

get the number off the phone--using caller ID if you have to--before he cuts the service. at least you'll have a way to track the cunt then.

Post by **diego** » Wed Feb 16, 2005 8:45 pm

No, nothing broken - he was "pro" enough to avoid any damage... Wait, I'll post a pic of it. It's nothing special, just the mobile phone of an idiot.

Post by **Nightshade** » Wed Feb 16, 2005 8:46 pm

Call some 900 sex line and leave it...

Post by **Underpants?** » Wed Feb 16, 2005 8:46 pm

does the cellular directory work where you're at? http://www.yp.com/white-pages-reverse-lookup.php

Post by **diego** » Wed Feb 16, 2005 8:46 pm

Underpants? wrote:get the number off the phone--using caller ID if you have to--before he cuts the service. at least you'll have a way to track the cunt then.

Some friends of mine work for a mobile company (I used to work there too) and they already got the number. I know who he is.

I consider giving him a Kracus.

Post by **Fjoggs** » Wed Feb 16, 2005 8:46 pm

Nightshade wrote:Call some 900 sex line and leave it...

This man speaks words of wisdom.

Post by **losCHUNK** » Wed Feb 16, 2005 8:48 pm

diego wrote:
Underpants? wrote:get the number off the phone--using caller ID if you have to--before he cuts the service. at least you'll have a way to track the cunt then.
Some friends of mine work for a mobile company (I used to work there too) and they already got the number. I know who he is.

I consider giving him a Kracus.

i would

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Post by **diego** » Wed Feb 16, 2005 8:49 pm

Nightshade wrote:Call some 900 sex line and leave it...

Done.

Post by **Underpants?** » Wed Feb 16, 2005 8:49 pm

that has to be the work of a drugged-up drunkie. What's GKY been up to lately?

Post by **diego** » Wed Feb 16, 2005 8:50 pm

Underpants? wrote:does the cellular directory work where you're at? http://www.yp.com/white-pages-reverse-lookup.php

Thanks man - I believe it won't work, but I got (of course) the SIM-number, so basically he is fucked. Not majorly fucked, but still fucked.

Post by **diego** » Wed Feb 16, 2005 8:52 pm

Underpants? wrote:that has to be the work of a drugged-up drunkie. What's GKY been up to lately?

Still choking on my cum. And preparing his visit at my flat.
If he doesn't rock during his visit, I'll put his suitcases on the front porch. hahahaha.

Post by **Underpants?** » Wed Feb 16, 2005 8:54 pm

diego wrote:
Nightshade wrote:Call some 900 sex line and leave it...
Done.

well done, my good man. :icon19:

Post by **Underpants?** » Wed Feb 16, 2005 8:56 pm

diego wrote:
Underpants? wrote:that has to be the work of a drugged-up drunkie. What's GKY been up to lately?
Still choking on my cum. And preparing his visit at my flat.
If he doesn't rock during his visit, I'll put his suitcases on the front porch. hahahaha.

well that dirty, two-timing whore.

Post by **plained** » Wed Feb 16, 2005 8:56 pm

there is a pretty good chance the said thief had like

"A STOLDEN PHONE EY"

Lol

Post by **blood.angel** » Wed Feb 16, 2005 8:57 pm

If the window was broken it might be some poor bastards phone stole by the mugger and hurled through the window as they didnt want it.

Post by **Underpants?** » Wed Feb 16, 2005 8:57 pm

:icon19:

Post by **diego** » Wed Feb 16, 2005 8:58 pm

Here it is (might take a while..)

As I said, I won't be able to sell the shit thing, but until he cuts his SIM, I'll cut his wallet.

Post by **plained** » Wed Feb 16, 2005 8:58 pm

well good on you no damage to your vehickle tho

Post by **diego** » Wed Feb 16, 2005 9:03 pm

Thing is, I couldn't care less since my car is utter shite and it won't survive even springtime.
Even funnier is - adjacent to my parking box in the garage, my (female and yummy) neighbor parks her Z3 - which didn't get hurt in the slightest bit.

What a cunt he is.
I really consider giving him a Kracus!

Post by **shaft** » Wed Feb 16, 2005 9:29 pm

why lower yourself to his level?
you do that and you're no better then him.
find his address, ask for compensation and tell him your holding his phone for collateral.
who knows if its even his phone? could be from another victim.

Post by **farad** » Wed Feb 16, 2005 9:44 pm

plained wrote:there is a pretty good chance the said thief had like

"A STOLDEN PHONE EY"

Lol

...ding, ding, ding...

...you should be ashamed running up some old lady's phone bill to 900 numbers...