who remembers when Poohard posted this big pile of wank?

Post by **Duhard** » Sun May 29, 2005 3:11 am

Testoclesius wrote:any time faggot :lol:

...how about now?

Post by **Geebs** » Sun May 29, 2005 4:19 am

Furtive wrote:I'd like to "love" the woman i FUCK...maybe you don't know about love, is that it? Maybe your just a faggot...LOL.....go join Teste in a round of cum darts at the gay bars you cum guzzling 2$ tramp...

As for me, I'll go on to live a happy life making love to a woman I love so dearly..LOL... :icon19: you keep on riding camels and playing with children or what the fuck ever...animal infidelity whore... :icon19:

You've got my vote for the Strangler award for person most likely to become a stalker.

p.s. fuck off virgin

Post by **Furtive** » Sun May 29, 2005 4:43 am

Geebs wrote:
Furtive wrote:I'd like to "love" the woman i FUCK...maybe you don't know about love, is that it? Maybe your just a faggot...LOL.....go join Teste in a round of cum darts at the gay bars you cum guzzling 2$ tramp...

As for me, I'll go on to live a happy life making love to a woman I love so dearly..LOL... :icon19: you keep on riding camels and playing with children or what the fuck ever...animal infidelity whore... :icon19:
You've got my vote for the Strangler award for person most likely to become a stalker.

p.s. fuck off virgin

Yea..?

You, obviously, are the real stalker here, Dweebs, because I don't know, nor care, who the fuck you are, but you sure as hell know a lot about me...the only thing you should know, which I'm openly admitting to, is me being a virgin.

Sure, I'm a virgin. I'm not hiding it. You however, must be in denial. What, are you 40ish, 30ish? I'm pretty sure the only living thing you've ever slipped your dysfunctional penis into was the recum of another man.

Well, you've got my vote for the New Fish award, person most likley to be raped thier first night in prison...

So, before you come in here trying to act like some inter-tough piece of shit, remember who the real men are.

Post by **Geebs** » Sun May 29, 2005 5:05 am

Furtive wrote:I'm angry because I've never had sex with a woman, so I made up some bullshit about "the right one" in an attempt to cover. Do you think they bought it?

P.S. What's it like?

One day, son, you will find out.

Post by **Furtive** » Sun May 29, 2005 5:22 am

That's not what I said, you post-modifying piece of shit. :icon19:

Post by **Furtive** » Sun May 29, 2005 5:23 am

Geebs wrote:One day, son, you will find out.

One day? pfffffffffft............

We already know you like to fuck men. :icon19:

Post by **Geebs** » Sun May 29, 2005 5:53 am

Furtive wrote:That's not what I said, you post-modifying piece of shit. :icon19:

It's alright, we both knew what you meant. I just had to read between the lines a little

Testoclesius · Post by **Testoclesius** » Sun May 29, 2005 8:46 am

Duhard wrote:
Testoclesius wrote:any time faggot :lol:
...how about now?

2 hours after i made my post :lol: youre a fucking joke :lol:

Testoclesius · Post by **Testoclesius** » Sun May 29, 2005 9:50 am

Furtive wrote:
Testoclesius wrote:
Furtive wrote:Testo is a little bitch. LOL he dont even play q3...
youve never had sex (with a woman) :lol:
No mate, I have not had sex EVER...how many times must I tell you? I'm a young lad..I'm not a grown man...but I can tell you this, when I do finally "make love" it will be with a beautiful woman, and NOT with gay men who attend gay bars such as YOU.

Can you say, obliterated? :icon19:

(Yes YOU have been OBLITERATED...and NOT me. Don't even think about using that repetitive shit you always reply with..."YOU SURE WERE OBLITERATED, MATE"...Got it? FAGGY BOY?)

shut up virgin :lol:

Post by **Duhard** » Sun May 29, 2005 2:52 pm

Testoclesius wrote:
Duhard wrote:
Testoclesius wrote:any time faggot :lol:
...how about now?
2 hours after i made my post :lol: youre a fucking joke :lol:

Listen you total moron...are you gonna play or are you gonna run your mouth?

Testoclesius · Post by **Testoclesius** » Sun May 29, 2005 3:08 pm

any time faggot :lol:

Post by **Furtive** » Sun May 29, 2005 3:11 pm

Testoclesius wrote:
Furtive wrote:
Testoclesius wrote: youve never had sex (with a woman) :lol:
No mate, I have not had sex EVER...how many times must I tell you? I'm a young lad..I'm not a grown man...but I can tell you this, when I do finally "make love" it will be with a beautiful woman, and NOT with gay men who attend gay bars such as YOU.

Can you say, obliterated? :icon19:

(Yes YOU have been OBLITERATED...and NOT me. Don't even think about using that repetitive shit you always reply with..."YOU SURE WERE OBLITERATED, MATE"...Got it? FAGGY BOY?)

shut up virgin :lol:

Fuck off, gay man. :icon10:

Post by **Duhard** » Sun May 29, 2005 3:47 pm

Testoclesius wrote:any time faggot :lol:

Do you have to practice for being that stoopid or does it come naturally?

Testoclesius · Post by **Testoclesius** » Mon May 30, 2005 3:09 am

showing you up for being a cowardly pussy comes oh so easy mate :lol:

Testoclesius · Post by **Testoclesius** » Mon May 30, 2005 3:10 am

Furtive wrote:
Testoclesius wrote:
Furtive wrote: No mate, I have not had sex EVER...how many times must I tell you? I'm a young lad..I'm not a grown man...but I can tell you this, when I do finally "make love" it will be with a beautiful woman, and NOT with gay men who attend gay bars such as YOU.

Can you say, obliterated? :icon19:

(Yes YOU have been OBLITERATED...and NOT me. Don't even think about using that repetitive shit you always reply with..."YOU SURE WERE OBLITERATED, MATE"...Got it? FAGGY BOY?)

shut up virgin :lol:
Fuck off, gay man. :icon10:

the only woman youve ever kissed is your mother :lol:

Post by **Geebs** » Mon May 30, 2005 9:55 am

Furtive wrote:I'd like to "love" the woman i FUCK...maybe you don't know about love, is that it? Maybe your just a faggot...LOL.....go join Teste in a round of cum darts at the gay bars you cum guzzling 2$ tramp...

As for me, I'll go on to live a happy life making love to a woman I love so dearly..LOL...

Seriously though, if (and it's a big if) you ever manage to get your end away, remember this: at least 60% of the girls you end up shagging don't want love, relationships, all that crap. They just want a good seeing to, and if social rejection is your thing, feel free to follow them around like a puppy dog afterwards going, "but what about my feelings...". One day you'll get it, maybe.

I'm channeling the good shit here, you should get this down. Or, seeing as you're a huge nerd, you could just write a firefox script to save it for later.

Post by **Furtive** » Mon May 30, 2005 11:56 pm

Geebs wrote:
Furtive wrote:I'd like to "love" the woman i FUCK...maybe you don't know about love, is that it? Maybe your just a faggot...LOL.....go join Teste in a round of cum darts at the gay bars you cum guzzling 2$ tramp...

As for me, I'll go on to live a happy life making love to a woman I love so dearly..LOL...
Seriously though, if (and it's a big if) you ever manage to get your end away, remember this: at least 60% of the girls you end up shagging don't want love, relationships, all that crap. They just want a good seeing to, and if social rejection is your thing, feel free to follow them around like a puppy dog afterwards going, "but what about my feelings...". One day you'll get it, maybe.

I'm channeling the good shit here, you should get this down. Or, seeing as you're a huge nerd, you could just write a firefox script to save it for later.

60%? You got that number nailed down, huh? You know all the statistics?

Well...anyways, I see it like this: If a girl don't like someone for who they are, then fuck 'em. That's a girl I wouldn't want. They're obviously only interested in sex...the typical sluts...the kind I'm not interested in.

Post by **Furtive** » Mon May 30, 2005 11:57 pm

Testoclesius wrote:
Furtive wrote:
Testoclesius wrote:
shut up virgin :lol:
Fuck off, gay man. :icon10:
the only woman youve ever kissed is your mother :lol:

How's your girlfriend...er...I mean drag queen doing?

Post by **^misantropia^** » Tue May 31, 2005 1:06 am

Furtive wrote:then fuck 'em.

That's what I do...

Testoclesius · Post by **Testoclesius** » Tue May 31, 2005 2:01 am

Furtive wrote:
Testoclesius wrote:
Furtive wrote: Fuck off, gay man. :icon10:
the only woman youve ever kissed is your mother :lol:
How's your girlfriend...er...I mean drag queen doing?

stop fantasising about men you filthy little faggot :lol:

Post by **Furtive** » Tue May 31, 2005 2:23 am

Testoclesius wrote:
Furtive wrote:
Testoclesius wrote: the only woman youve ever kissed is your mother :lol:
How's your girlfriend...er...I mean drag queen doing?
stop fantasising about men you filthy little faggot :lol:

Well, you're right about one thing: Your girlfriend certainly is a man, but I'm definatly not fantasizing about he/she. I do, however, fantasize one thing. The day you shut that dirty cunt trap of yours from spewing out any more ridiculous remarks.

Testoclesius · Post by **Testoclesius** » Tue May 31, 2005 2:25 am

if my awesomely hot supermodel girlfriend was a man it wouldnt be a fantasy you dumb faggot figure it out mate :lol: youve got yournerdpa disease where youve been so engulfed by your homosexual psyche you see a man where a normal person sees a beautiful woman :lol: bad luck poof :lol:

Post by **The HavoX** » Tue May 31, 2005 2:28 am

THIS JUST IN!! Homosexuality has been identified as a permanent disability!

:lol: :lol:

Post by **Furtive** » Tue May 31, 2005 3:05 am

What have we here? Another shitshot comment from the Testicles himself..! Let's see what we have this time...

*Hastily reads*

Testoclesius wrote:if my awesomely hot supermodel girlfriend was a man it wouldnt be a fantasy you dumb faggot figure it out mate

First of all, your supposed "supermodel girlfriend" is a man, though your right, it isn't a fantasy, it's a reality. (oh, here we go again) :icon19:

*hastily reads more*

Testoclesius wrote::lol: youve got yournerdpa disease where youve been so engulfed by your homosexual psyche you see a man where a normal person sees a beautiful woman :lol: bad luck poof :lol:

You've got it all wrong again, Testicles...I see a man where everyone else sees a man. :icon19:

You're the only one who sees he/she as a "supermodel". Though I can't see you saying differently, if you did then you'd really be a faggot. :icon19:

So, keep on pretending, imaginging, believe what you must, in your mind...but we all know Teste...We all know......

Testoclesius · Post by **Testoclesius** » Tue May 31, 2005 5:37 am

no mate you see a man where all the others homos consumed by their gayness see a man :lol: its a by product of you only ever having had sex with a male :lol: dont worry mate maybe in 30 years or so you might get the chance to kiss a female other than your mother :lol: