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Oldfriend
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lets see who can answer this question

Post by Oldfriend »

Two sisters go to their grandma's funeral.
sister #1 meets a guy there, after spending some time with him she goes back to sister #2 to tell her about this guy she really likes, but when she goes back the guy was gone.
After a few days sister #1 kills sister #2...what was her motive?

think lateraly...
dzjepp
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Post by dzjepp »

Well, the guy was into really kinky shit so with the help of sister 2 he subdued sister 1 and the 3 of them had sex at once, sort of a menaja twa but sister 1 was unconscious anyway. But his mistake was videotaping it all and at a BBQ gathering the next week sister 1 found the tape watched it and was furious, blew a gasket and used one of the shish kabob pointy sticks and put it right through the sisters stomach. :drool:
Dave
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Post by Dave »

They were twins
[quote="Duhard"]To survive a war you gotta become the war...teammates are useless.[/quote]
[quote="SOAPboy"]You happen to be out of your league when it comes to games.. so fuck off..[/quote]
[quote="GONNAFISTYA"]
I saw
the "Fist Signal" and
came runnin.
[/quote]
Psyche911
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Post by Psyche911 »

The guy ran off with sister # 2, sister # 1 found out and killed her.

Damn women...
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Post by Freakaloin »

fuck u...
a defining attribute of a government is that it has a monopoly on the legitimate exercise of violence...
HM-PuFFNSTuFF
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Post by HM-PuFFNSTuFF »

she's a psycho and figured another funeral would mean another meeting with the hot male stud
HM-PuFFNSTuFF
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Post by HM-PuFFNSTuFF »

i was required to think laterally rather than lateraly

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Nightshade
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Post by Nightshade »

HM-PuFFNSTuFF wrote:she's a psycho and figured another funeral would mean another meeting with the hot male stud
Since Puff got it, it means he's demented.
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Post by R00k »

HM-PuFFNSTuFF wrote:she's a psycho and figured another funeral would mean another meeting with the hot male stud
lol, that's what I was going to say. Is that really the answer?
Oldfriend
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Post by Oldfriend »

yes ohh and puff stay away from me :icon25:
The PlainisT
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Post by The PlainisT »

cersanthurmun of the cartage :drool:

geez im not remembering that right ami :(
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Post by Eraser »

that wasn't clever at all :(
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