Doctors of q3w...

[Duhard]

I've been having a fucking stomach pain for about 4 months now and all I got as medication is some Pantoloc 40 Mg and as soon as I play some hoops or work hard it always comes back as if it never heals completely.

I've been told it could be cause I drink lots of Pepsi and beer and whatnot...what's the deal and why can't it heal properly?

Obviously the doctor is a huge moron and his pills are bullshit...you guys ever heard about similar stories?!

[DRuM]

The roids have fucked with you. It's probably nothing too serious. You're gonna die and then you'll be fine.

[Duhard]

I never took any steroids in my entire life.

[FragaGeddon]

You're going to die.
Run for your fucking life!

[tnf]

I've been having a fucking stomach pain for about 4 months now and all I got as medication is some Pantoloc 40 Mg and as soon as I play some hoops or work hard it always comes back as if it never heals completely.

I've been told it could be cause I drink lots of Pepsi and beer and whatnot...what's the deal and why can't it heal properly?

Obviously the doctor is a huge moron and his pills are bullshit...you guys ever heard about similar stories?!

waht kind of pain? Sharp? Dull? Is it an acid issue? Do acid reducers provide temporary relief?

[FragaGeddon]

I never took any steroids in my entire life.

Do you have a small penis?

[Duhard]

Everybody dies...

[Duhard]

I never took any steroids in my entire life.

Do you have a small penis?

If you consider 8" small then yeah...

[FragaGeddon]

tnf wants proof. Insert it into his mouth.

[Duhard]

waht kind of pain? Sharp? Dull? Is it an acid issue? Do acid reducers provide temporary relief?

Well it's kinda like a constant aching in my stomach and my acid reducers don't do jack shit nowadays...it used to fix the problem but not anymore since it always comes back.

Since I live in a shithole I only have an appointment with a professional in 3 months but I don't got 3 months...allright?

[Duhard]

tnf wants proof. Insert it into his mouth.

Just ask aimee...

[Duhard]

Hello?!

I'm dying here for fucks sake...can anybody help?

p.s. pissing me off is not an option..

[Cool Blue]

Have you considered not injecting roids for a while to test if it's from them?

[phantasmagoria]

cancer

[tnf]

Don't know what to tell you. If it's the shits and gas, try taking somethign like Phazyme for the gas and immodium for the shits. If the antacids (like tums) don't work, and the PPI's like zantac don't work either...not sure what it would be.

[Canidae]

I've been having a fucking stomach pain for about 4 months now and all I got as medication is some Pantoloc 40 Mg and as soon as I play some hoops or work hard it always comes back as if it never heals completely.

I've been told it could be cause I drink lots of Pepsi and beer and whatnot...what's the deal and why can't it heal properly?

Obviously the doctor is a huge moron and his pills are bullshit...you guys ever heard about similar stories?!

Don't worry you're just having my child. It will all be over in five months

[Deathshroud]

Hernia. pwned

[Duhard]

Hernia. pwned

Are you serious?

How can I recover from that shit?

[bork[e]]

Only one way...die.

[Duhard]

y'all gonna pay for this nonsense...

[seza]

shut up you fucking cry baby..maybe the 'doctors of q3w' don't want to help you. that ever cross your simple mind? ...or they haven't seen the thread.

in my expert opinion your stomach pain is most likely derived from cancer. a rare type of cancer that starts out as having symptoms of dull/sharp/throb'ing/intense pain for 4 months..then evolving in to what is known in the 'industry' as 'you need to make a will as of yesterday because you're dead today'. no second opinions needed.

[Canidae]

It's an ulcer. Take antibiotics.

[obsidian]

Cancer, hernia, ulcer, could be any number of things really. Does it hurt higher up or lower... could be problems with either stomach or intestinal.

Either way, the only definitive way to tell is probably to do an gastrointestinal endoscopy.

What's up with the 3-month appointment? Where do you live anyway... some remote village where you have to wait for the witchdoctor to come over from the other side of the mountain?

[Canidae]

He lives in St. Louis de Ha! Ha!, Quebec

[tnf]

Hernia. pwned

Are you serious?

How can I recover from that shit?

If the pain is in your stomach directly, I doubt seriously that it is a hernia.

I'm not a doctor, but I'd say that any doc is still going to have trouble diagnosing the problem over the net with the info that there is so far.

So - and I am not a doctor - here are questions that I would guess would be relevant for a work up to start figuring the shit out - again, forgive my amatuerish work up (saturn and geebs):

1) Describe the pain - location, severity (1 to 10 - 10 being the absolute worst you can handle), how long has it hurt, does it hurt more at different times of the day or during specific activity, does anything make it go away or any make it worse?
2) Have you had any infections, etc., in the past few months?
3) Can you trace the pain back to a specific incident (lifting, playing basketball, eating something?)
4) Any changes in your bowel movements (i.e. constipation, diarrhea, bloody shit - yea, its gross, but important)
5) Do you have a fever?
6) Any vomiting?
7) Have you ever been diagnosed with acid reflux or hyperacidity or do you generally have a sensitive gut?
8) What medications/drugs/etc. do you take? How much and how often?
9) Drink alcohol? How much, how often?
10) Smoke cigarrettes? How many, how often?


Answer some of those, might help figure things out.

Or, go check out http://www.webmd.com

I think they have a self-diagnosing tool there...