The verdict is in! Innocent.

Post by **rep** » Sat Jun 11, 2005 11:39 am

Michael Jackson found innocent. (Although he's really not.)

God I'm so smart. This is fooling everyone.

So what do you think he is, and what he'll get?

Post by **Denz** » Sat Jun 11, 2005 11:41 am

I knew this was a false statement because the jury is still out on this and they won't get back together until monday.

I hope they hang him. I know he's guilty.

Testoclesius · Post by **Testoclesius** » Sat Jun 11, 2005 11:42 am

its so obvious he'll be found not guilty his defense team have slaughtered the prosecution :lol:

Post by **Denz** » Sat Jun 11, 2005 11:45 am

Testoclesius wrote:its so obvious he'll be found not guilty his defense team have slaughtered the prosecution :lol:

Yeah prolly so.

Post by **lars63** » Sat Jun 11, 2005 11:47 am

I think he is going to walk too

Post by **Pauly** » Sat Jun 11, 2005 11:52 am

He won't do time either way.

Post by **rep** » Sat Jun 11, 2005 11:58 am

I hope he's found not guilty, because the more let downs people have in these situations, the more likely they are to not pay attention to them in the future.

Post by **Denz** » Sat Jun 11, 2005 11:59 am

Hell, everyone is looking for a little drama in thier life.

Post by **glossy** » Sat Jun 11, 2005 1:30 pm

tldr, faggot.

Post by **SplishSplash** » Sat Jun 11, 2005 3:15 pm

maybe he'll be guilty for some minor thing like giving the kid alcohol and get some probation and community service

Post by **rep** » Sat Jun 11, 2005 3:18 pm

SplishSplash wrote:maybe he'll be guilty for some minor thing like giving the kid alcohol and get some probation and community service

That's pretty wise. The diet coke can with wine stuff was documented by several people.

Maybe he'll also be found guilty for releasing HIStory, fucking up his face so much, and literally acting like a clown?

Post by **tnf** » Sat Jun 11, 2005 3:18 pm

if the history of the accuser's mother and her previous attempt to extort and leech of famous persons isn't enough to cause reasonable doubt, i don't know what is. Not saying that he's innocent, but all his defense needed to show was reasonable doubt, and I think there is plenty of that.

love it or hate it, that's the system.

I honestly believe that he is so wacked out, though, that he really doesn't have any idea that what he does with the kids is wrong. So, in my opinion, he is more criminally insane than and actual sexual predator...in either case, guilty or not-guilty, he should never be allowed contact with kids other than his own again...how practical is that I don't know.

Post by **rep** » Sat Jun 11, 2005 3:22 pm

Here's the deal:

Both sides are guilty, but it's not like "John Doe" and his family are on trial, Michael the sodomite is.

I want to hear George W. Bush's take on the issue. Maybe someone can ask him in a press conference instead of asking about the downing street memo?

Post by **Pext** » Sat Jun 11, 2005 4:07 pm

his music is ingenious. it doesn't matter if...
he's guilty or not

Post by **The PlainisT** » Sat Jun 11, 2005 4:11 pm

yean he has a big music business talent

Post by **+JuggerNaut+** » Sat Jun 11, 2005 4:57 pm

Jackson for Prime Minister

Post by **mjrpes** » Sat Jun 11, 2005 10:30 pm

Whether MJ is innocent or not, he has been triumphed:

http://download.ifilm.com/qt/portal/2672935_300.mov

Post by **MKJ** » Sat Jun 11, 2005 10:35 pm

even if he's found guilty he wont go to prison, he has too much money and more importantly is too big an icon for the US. he's a 'hero', even

Post by **Transient** » Sat Jun 11, 2005 10:47 pm

mjrpes wrote:Whether MJ is innocent or not, he has been triumphed:

http://download.ifilm.com/qt/portal/2672935_300.mov

OMFG that was hilarious! :lol:

"He came in his pajamas."

Post by **mjrpes** » Sat Jun 11, 2005 10:49 pm

"On a scale of one to ten, how old is Michael Jackson's boyfriend?"

Post by **Transient** » Sat Jun 11, 2005 10:51 pm

"Why was MJ spotted at a K-Mart? He heard boy's pants were half off."

Post by **CrinklyArse** » Sat Jun 11, 2005 10:53 pm

How does michael jackson pick his nose?

Out of a catalouge

*ba dum dum tch*

Post by **dzjepp** » Sat Jun 11, 2005 10:56 pm

So 2 guys walk into a bar...

Michael Jackson.

Post by **Dave** » Sat Jun 11, 2005 11:05 pm

"That was a dude"

Post by **mjrpes** » Sat Jun 11, 2005 11:28 pm

"Okay, now pretend your Michael Jackson masturbating to Home Alone"