Goths who ask goths out. Underpants? 1 Nut

Post by **Brian Slade** » Sat Jun 18, 2005 2:22 am

So anyway, I came home tonight, feeling in high spirits after having what I thought was the ideal day. Call my Girlfriend to check in and tell her I love her, she likes to keep fit and makes a daily visit to the gym followed by some strokes in the pool. So anyway, we're talking about hooking up and getting a bite, she says she feels kinda tired, which is unusual. Next minute, the bomb drops, she tells me she got asked out by some guy and that he's been trying to get in her pants for a few weeks now. So anyway, I ask who it is and she drops another bomb 'TAYLOR McCONNELL' The jumped up ripped and tanned numbnuts whom I despised all the way through High school. I hadnt seen that twat for years, I thought he was dead. But anyway, thats beside the point. She even told me she thought he was Cute. MOTHER -- FUCKER.
Now usually I wouldnt say this, but I feel well and truly played.

Post by **^misantropia^** » Sat Jun 18, 2005 2:36 am

I'll lend you my baseball bat. Use it on both the bloke and the wench.

Post by **RiffRaff** » Sat Jun 18, 2005 2:40 am

Brian Slade wrote:So anyway, I came home tonight, feeling in high spirits after having what I thought was the ideal day. Call my Girlfriend to check in and tell her I love her, she likes to keep fit and makes a daily visit to the gym followed by some strokes in the pool. So anyway, we're talking about hooking up and getting a bite, she says she feels kinda tired, which is unusual. Next minute, the bomb drops, she tells me she got asked out by some guy and that he's been trying to get in her pants for a few weeks now. So anyway, I ask who it is and she drops another bomb 'TAYLOR McCONNELL' The jumped up ripped and tanned numbnuts whom I despised all the way through High school. I hadnt seen that twat for years, I thought he was dead. But anyway, thats beside the point. She even told me she thought he was Cute. MOTHER -- FUCKER.
Now usually I wouldnt say this, but I feel well and truly played.

She's gonna be screaming "Fuck me Taylor, Fuck me Taylor" very soon. Sorry pal.

Post by **YourGrandpa** » Sat Jun 18, 2005 3:11 am

She's already gone. Let her go.

But there's no harm in giving him a good beating if he knew she was involved before he pursued her.

Just so you know, beating him to a pulp will only make you feel better. The physical assault will not win her back. She'll only end up helping him lick his cock, oops, I mean wounds.

GL

Post by **Nightshade** » Sat Jun 18, 2005 3:47 am

HAHAHA! You fucking gay goth loser, you got fucking owned. :lol:

Post by **Canidae** » Sat Jun 18, 2005 4:02 am

There is only one thing you can do now: Pursue Taylor McConnell for yourself.
You know you want him

Post by **inphlict** » Sat Jun 18, 2005 5:02 am

[SeriousAdvice]If she told you she thinks the guy is cute then she's hinting that she wants to break up. I would make her choose and if she makes the wrong choice I would pay a little visit to the fuck. [/SeriousAdvice]

Post by **Underpants?** » Sat Jun 18, 2005 5:49 am

not just played, but played by an ugly disaster of a moose-jawed adam's-appled trick you'd be ashamed to appear with before a blind diabetic grandfather

Post by **bork[e]** » Sat Jun 18, 2005 4:46 pm

All that tells you is you aren't man enough to make the girl happy, you didn't satisfy her the way she needed to be. Nothing you can beat up and destroy to fix that, she's gone dude. gg!

Post by **horton** » Sun Jun 19, 2005 4:44 am

inphlict wrote:[SeriousAdvice]If she told you she thinks the guy is cute then she's hinting that she wants to break up. I would make her choose and if she makes the wrong choice I would pay a little visit to the fuck. [/SeriousAdvice]

do not take advice from a virgin.

she said he was cute? big deal.
the fact that she told you about it, rather than hiding it should make u trust her a little.

go to this cunts home, tell him that she is your gf and if he asks her out again you will stab him, or something similar, a mere punch in the face will not do. scare the motherfucker

Post by **Brian Slade** » Mon Jun 20, 2005 2:22 am

Update:
Okay, well horton was pretty much right. I confronted her about this the day after I wrote this post, telling her that I couldnt deal with the fact that some dumb mother fucker was checking her out and making moves on her, and the fact that she called that monstrosity cute, was downright unforgiveable. It went on for a while and after that time she told me that she found the guy to be 'Baby Cute' not Cute like me 'ahem' and that (to quote a washed up singer) 'She couldnt live if living was without me'. After my lol at her Whitney Houston plagiarism she told me that she only told me she liked the guy to see if I still trusted her, which I didnt and so I feel stupid for that, but anyway we made up.

But I guess really that all this is besides the point, I know I'll get slated for this because none of you fuckers like a happy ending.

Keep It Real · Post by **Keep It Real** » Mon Jun 20, 2005 2:23 am

this isn't your livejournal, cutie

Post by **Brian Slade** » Mon Jun 20, 2005 2:24 am

oh and I want my old fucking account back

Post by **Brian Slade** » Mon Jun 20, 2005 2:25 am

Keep It Real wrote: cutie

fuck off poof

Keep It Real · Post by **Keep It Real** » Mon Jun 20, 2005 2:25 am

bork[e] wrote:All that tells you is you aren't man enough to make the girl happy, you didn't satisfy her the way she needed to be. Nothing you can beat up and destroy to fix that, she's gone dude. gg!

lol

Post by **Dave** » Mon Jun 20, 2005 2:31 am

Brian Slade wrote:oh and I want my old fucking account back

kind of hard to do that

WHEN WE DONT KNOW WHO THE FUCK YOU ARE

Keep It Real · Post by **Keep It Real** » Mon Jun 20, 2005 2:31 am

Brian Slade wrote:
Keep It Real wrote: cutie
fuck off poof

hahaha i just searched your post history and youre a raging goth

no wonder your post sounded so angsty

Keep It Real · Post by **Keep It Real** » Mon Jun 20, 2005 2:33 am

Brian Slade wrote: Call my Girlfriend to check in and tell her I love her, she likes to keep fit and makes a daily visit to the gym followed by some strokes in the pool.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v413/ ... /aasqd.jpg

daily isnt cutting it, its like all the fat migrated to her face, not that you have any room at all to be picky, fruity goth :lol:

edit: what were you thinking dying your hair black and spiking it crazy. your hair looks like some kind of sculpture on your head, gothic architecture, it doesn't look like real hair at all

Post by **Dave** » Mon Jun 20, 2005 2:36 am

Oh, I meant "care", not "know"

Post by **Brian Slade** » Mon Jun 20, 2005 2:39 am

Keep It Real wrote:
Brian Slade wrote:
Keep It Real wrote: cutie
fuck off poof
hahaha i just searched your post history and youre a raging goth

no wonder your post sounded so angsty

Whats angsty about telling some guy who called me cutie to fuck off? I think it's what the average male red-blooded heterosex would say to the average raging anal assassin such as yourself

Post by **Nightshade** » Mon Jun 20, 2005 2:41 am

Fuck off E:V:H:O:M:O.

Keep It Real · Post by **Keep It Real** » Mon Jun 20, 2005 2:43 am

Brian Slade wrote:
Keep It Real wrote:
Brian Slade wrote: fuck off poof
hahaha i just searched your post history and youre a raging goth

no wonder your post sounded so angsty
Whats angsty about telling some guy who called me cutie to fuck off? I think it's what the average male red-blooded heterosex would say to the average raging anal assassin such as yourself

whoa take a chill pill cutie, i meant your first post in this thread was angsty. Every sentence in there hints at your self esteem problems, and looking at you IS a self esteem problem.

Post by **Dave** » Mon Jun 20, 2005 2:44 am

Nightshade wrote:Fuck off E:V:H:O:M:O.

Ah ha..

Post by **Dave** » Mon Jun 20, 2005 2:45 am

Brian Slade sounds like the kind of guy who would tour with Marilyn Manson

Post by **Canidae** » Mon Jun 20, 2005 3:35 am

As the Band's Fluffboy

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