the greatest shit story ever told

Post by **[xeno]Julios** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 2:51 am

http://www.leshy.net/stuff/001_fecesking.php

I actually have tears on my face - no lie.

Post by **VoxProminence** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 2:56 am

yeah a friend sent htis to me alittle while ago, fuck me its worth reading people.

Post by **sliver** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 3:19 am

it's relatively funny, but he could have been a lot more concise without losing any comedic effect. He needs to take a lesson from some of the Ubersite.com posters.

That said, this made me LOL:

I immediately exited the apartment, grabbed a metal patio chair, and hurled it into the blackened apartment in case anyone was in there.

Post by **SOAPboy** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 3:37 am

Man.. Great story.. long ass read tho..

Post by **Uaintseenme** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 4:08 am

Holy shit, I was actually on the edge of my seat reading most of that. Great story, shit that could be a movie. Although it would've been more dramatic if the crazy guy 'Jed' had been holding his dead ex-g/f in the bathtub.

Post by **ForM** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 4:10 am

That, was intresting.

Post by **Canidae** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 4:17 am

Should print it out and make it bathroom reading material

Post by **Auburndale** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 4:55 am

Originally found on the SomethingAwful Forums, I have mirrored this tale here purely for the reasons that I made me laugh to no end while reading the original thread.

Speaking of the SA forums, is anyone willing to share a login to the sites forums? It seems that they have disabled anonymous surfing

Post by **netrex** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 5:27 am

Hahaha I'm very tired now, so I've been laughing so much I'm crying a bit

"He's called me once and begged for help because he's stranded on the nascar race track in the middle of a race and I can clearly hear him through the wall."

And this is pretty good also:

"Suddenly I saw that there was a guy about 6 feet tall wearing a beige suit about two feet away from me, so I flipped the fuck out and tackled it. It turned out to be a cardboard standup of Captain Kirk Jed got somehow."

This is the best read I've had in quite a while

Post by **[xeno]Julios** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 5:31 am

Canidae wrote:Should print it out and make it bathroom reading material

that's an excellent idea. Figure the whole story could fit on the inside of a bathroom stall door, at a large enough font to read from the toilet?

Post by **Eraser** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 7:12 am

Weird question maybe, but does anyone know that story of the guy who had his ass hair shaven off? Anyone know where I can find it? That was hilarious as well.

Post by **Canidae** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 7:14 am

[xeno]Julios wrote:
Canidae wrote:Should print it out and make it bathroom reading material
that's an excellent idea. Figure the whole story could fit on the inside of a bathroom stall door, at a large enough font to read from the toilet?

Let me guess. Your new mission is to post this on the inside door of every public stall in every public washroom in Toronto until they go from the quiet places where no one looks each other in the eye to happy places of converations about their personal shit stories and laughter ringing the halls drawing more inside.
This reminds me of all the effort someone has taken to spray paint "LIES?" on so many newspaper boxes I see in the downtown.

Post by **[xeno]Julios** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 7:15 am

Eraser wrote:Weird question maybe, but does anyone know that story of the guy who had his ass hair shaven off? Anyone know where I can find it? That was hilarious as well.

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=& ... tnG=Search

Post by **[xeno]Julios** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 7:17 am

Canidae wrote:
Let me guess. Your new mission is to post this on the inside door of every public stall in every public washroom in Toronto until they go from the quiet places where no one looks each other in the eye to happy places of converations about their personal shit stories and laughter ringing the halls drawing more inside.
This reminds me of all the effort someone has taken to spray paint "LIES?" on so many newspaper boxes I see in the downtown.

I hadn't thought about it fully until you mentioned it. Yes I believe that was one of my subconscious motivations.

I think my ultimate goal is to have government regulations require bidets (or their functional equivalents) in all public restrooms.

Post by **SplishSplash** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 7:43 am

Auburndale wrote:
Originally found on the SomethingAwful Forums, I have mirrored this tale here purely for the reasons that I made me laugh to no end while reading the original thread.
Speaking of the SA forums, is anyone willing to share a login to the sites forums? It seems that they have disabled anonymous surfing

The account is well worth $10.

To answer your question: Maybe if you were someone I actually knew very well. Sorry.

Post by **Eraser** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 8:01 am

[xeno]Julios wrote: http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=& ... tnG=Search

Ooh yeah this is the one
http://www.forgetfoo.com/?blogid=3687

Post by **SOAPboy** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 8:26 am

Eraser wrote:
[xeno]Julios wrote: http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=& ... tnG=Search
Ooh yeah this is the one
http://www.forgetfoo.com/?blogid=3687

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Post by **glossy** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 9:00 am

SplishSplash wrote:The account is well worth $10.

To answer your question: Maybe if you were someone I actually knew very well. Sorry.

^ this guy is funny on SA

i am there incognito

Post by **Nightshade** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 11:13 am

Jesus, what complete insanity.

Post by **Ryoki** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 12:40 pm

Bad craziness.

Post by **reefsurfer** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 3:23 pm

I thought this was about Kracus fight thread?

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