funny ebay feedback

Post by **Dr_Watson** » Sun Feb 20, 2005 1:47 am

this guy replies to all his feedbacks... some of them are comedy gold. --> Link

here's some choice ones:

+ Pleasure to do business with . Very prompt delivery
Reply by mizzelphug: I filled the bike with cocaine and you helped traffic it!! Just kiddin' or am I?

+ Received in timely manner. Thanks!
Reply by mizzelphug: buyer's like an abusive husband. treats you nice, then man-slaps you a black eye

+ Super fast shipping. Thank you. Very cute product. Daughter loves it. A+++
Reply by mizzelphug: I used to make that toy hump my other toys when i was younger. Enjoy.

+ An asset to Ebay! Great Ebayer!
Reply by mizzelphug: The advent of the bid button is an asset to ebay, the rest is just gravy.

- got the fenders beat up. Not packaged just put on a skid without any protection
Reply by mizzelphug: Buyer eats babies and smokes black tar heroin. I wouldn't trust his judgement.

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Post by **andyman** » Sun Feb 20, 2005 2:27 am

oh i just busted a gut laughing

hahahahahaahahaa :icon19: :icon19: :icon19: :icon19: :icon19: :icon19: :icon19: :icon19: :icon19:

Post by **CaseDogg** » Sun Feb 20, 2005 2:44 am

:icon19:

Post by **Massive Quasars** » Sun Feb 20, 2005 2:45 am

good stuff

Post by **Dr_Watson** » Sun Feb 20, 2005 2:47 am

Kaziganthe wrote:links fucked

fixed

Post by **SplishSplash** » Sun Feb 20, 2005 2:59 am

Everyone who laughs about that does not deserve oxygen.

Post by **Massive Quasars** » Sun Feb 20, 2005 3:03 am

Am I good enough to breathe Zyklon B?

Post by **SplishSplash** » Sun Feb 20, 2005 3:12 am

Fuck the fuck off.

Post by **CaseDogg** » Sun Feb 20, 2005 4:37 am

Massive Quasars wrote:Am I good enough to breathe Zyklon B?

:icon19:

he is.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sun Feb 20, 2005 5:55 am

Super Fast Shipment!!!! Took Less Than a Day to Get Item!
Reply by mizzelphug: YOU took less than a day to get the item. I shipped it via a 14K modem.

Dear God :icon19:

Post by **Underpants?** » Sun Feb 20, 2005 6:26 am

:lol: maddox has an ebay account, then.

Post by **Underpants?** » Sun Feb 20, 2005 6:30 am

ToxicBug wrote:Super Fast Shipment!!!! Took Less Than a Day to Get Item!
Reply by mizzelphug: YOU took less than a day to get the item. I shipped it via a 14K modem.

Dear God :icon19:

Tox I'll have you know I spent a good hour last night tied to the drink with a pen at the bar trying to 360 a pencil whilst holding conversation with the wife's classmates. Wound up stuck by the needle-sharp lead. Didn't realize it for a good 20 minutes when startled by blood on the glassfull of redbull and vodka. :lol:

Post by ***OptimusPrime*** » Sun Feb 20, 2005 10:45 am

Post by **Ryoki** » Sun Feb 20, 2005 2:17 pm

GOOD TO DEAL WITH A OK

Reply by mizzelphug: i'm glad you could scream that gibberish out with confidence.

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Post by **andyman** » Sun Feb 20, 2005 2:48 pm

smooth transaction. thanks!!!!!!

Reply by mizzelphug: Not as smooth as the transaction i just had with a wet porcelain chair.

lmao

Post by **Dr_Watson** » Sun Feb 20, 2005 9:02 pm

:icon19: Prompt pay, great communication. Pleasure to do business with
Reply by mizzelphug: Yes. Great communicator. I'm better than Radar on M.A.S.H.

:icon19: Item was in excellent condition and shipping was prompt.
Reply by mizzelphug: buyer is lying. Excellent condition items go in museums. Not online garage sales

:icon19: fast payment thanks.......AAA++++
Reply by mizzelphug: That money came from a nigerian email scam i was running. Enjoy.