Paris Hilton's phonebook

Post by **Jackal** » Sun Feb 20, 2005 11:51 pm

Here's what I find truly funny.
You got some phone #'s and email addys of some celebrities and you think you're "owning them" by sending them emails. All the while, all you're really managing to do is be some sort of pathetic stalker.
Congratulations, you're a giant nerd.

Not to mention the fact that most of you practically torched your HD when somebody threatened you with a tiny slap on the wrist. Yeah you guys are hard. Inter-hard space pirates.

saddest thing I've seen all year.

Post by **inphlict** » Sun Feb 20, 2005 11:54 pm

I don't claim to be hard Jackal, just having some fun. Yeah I shit my pants when I thought it was the FBI, I should of checked it. Anyway it's nothing illegal anyway, we just having some fun emailing random people. Trying to get their pics.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sun Feb 20, 2005 11:54 pm

Heh, I never even clicked the link.

Post by **inphlict** » Sun Feb 20, 2005 11:55 pm

M. Night Shyamalan: Thanks I know this might sound a bit off beat but could you provide details of your sexual preferences and the type of intimate situations you have encountered with your friend. This will help my affiliate in referencing the best possible situation when accomondating the both of you in the roles in the upcoming feature.

RicheLLe: we would make out start undressin each other do 69 finger each other eat out each other we can play with dildo or dick belt a lot of ideas....on bed or in a big bath tub

Post by **Jackal** » Sun Feb 20, 2005 11:56 pm

inphlict wrote:I don't claim to be hard Jackal, just having some fun. Yeah I shit my pants when I thought it was the FBI, I should of checked it. Anyway it's nothing illegal anyway, we just having some fun emailing random people. Trying to get their pics.

did you know that coercing somebody to give you something under a false pretense is illegal?

Post by **inphlict** » Sun Feb 20, 2005 11:57 pm

That's not true, only if there is fraud commited.

Post by **Dukester** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 12:01 am

inphlict wrote: RicheLLe: we would make out start undressin each other do 69 finger each other eat out each other we can play with dildo or dick belt a lot of ideas....on bed or in a big bath tub

ya know she could be playin' you right now...

Post by **Jackal** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 12:02 am

And you claiming somebody else's identity is not fraud how?

Post by **Jackal** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 12:02 am

oh and she totally is playing you

Post by **inphlict** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 12:03 am

awesome, then

Post by **Jackal** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 12:04 am

which still doesn't make what you're doing any more illegal.
I like how you think you've got yourself covered on every angle

Post by **inphlict** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 12:05 am

I bet your a lot of fun at parties.

Post by **Jackal** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 12:05 am

OMG THE FBI IS COMING!!! GET YOUR MAGNET!!!

Post by **Jackal** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 12:06 am

inphlict wrote:I bet your a lot of fun at parties.

I bet my idea of a party isn't spending the night on the internet stalking a b-level celebrity.

Post by **4g3nt_Smith** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 12:09 am

Not really b-level, probalby e or f level, maybe g.

Post by **Jackal** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 12:18 am

I wasn't sure if there was such a thing below b-level. I just associate inphlict as a b-level poster and thought it all tied together nicely.

Post by **inphlict** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 12:20 am

Jackal stop whining already.

Post by **Jackal** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 12:21 am

I'm not whining, I'm just making fun of you and your high level of desperation.

Post by **inphlict** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 12:22 am

No one seems to be replying anymore so here

shyamalan.night@gmail.com
pass: quake3world

don't change it pls

Post by **inphlict** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 12:22 am

Jackal wrote:I'm not whining, I'm just making fun of you and your high level of desperation.

You clearly are whining about something so stupid, jesus what's more pathetic?

Post by **Bdw3** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 12:23 am

inphlict wrote:don't change it pls

:icon22:

Post by **Jackal** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 12:23 am

frantically checking for emails from pseudo-celebrities?

Post by **Dr_Watson** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 12:28 am

did you flip through her notes section?

2:07 PM, October 5, 2004

Paris hilton entertainment inc
Trace
760 602 0952 mike
Tan machine free
John hair
Call rosalina
917 6931673
Call herve leger and lingerie store
Site
Check from rick
Call maroon 5
Get birth control kill pill

take note of the underlined entry...
morning after pill reminder?

Post by **Dr_Watson** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 12:30 am

no... this guy is pathetic:
Pauly shore 3104907367

Post by **Jackal** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 12:33 am

You people are always on here talking about how people are such sheep for buying into whats popular yadda yadda yadda yet as soon as you get some insight into somebodies life you jump all over it like any other llama out there.