What's with the monetary boasting around here?

Post by **diego** » Tue Jul 12, 2005 2:58 pm

so you worked for dell? what did you do there?

Post by **raw** » Tue Jul 12, 2005 3:11 pm

diego wrote:so you worked for dell? what did you do there?

He filled the popcorn dispensers in the shipping area. He also cleaned shit stains off the excutive toilets. It's a job for royalty. :icon19:

Post by **Freakaloin** » Tue Jul 12, 2005 3:20 pm

raw wrote:Yes, I'm sure Dell (this huge, political corporation) fired you illegally. :icon19:

"I'll believe that when me shit turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbert." :icon19:

after the texas workforce commision talked to dell about the reason for my termination(cuz they weren't gonna pay me my unemployment), they called me and told me if i wanted to i could demand for them to rehire me or they could face a lawsuit...i told them i would rather not bother with those fucks...i'm chillin now...

Post by **Freakaloin** » Tue Jul 12, 2005 3:21 pm

4days wrote:i'm not sure it's that bad an idea to just have the one breadwinner per household.

maybe geoff is right - why should both parents be out at work if one can make enough money to provide for the family?

life in the west can be very complicated, maybe if one half of a loving partnership just looked after the house, prepared meals and was there to support the working partner - then the working partner could be free to concentrate on their career, being the breadwinner and eventually, finding a new partner that didn't just sit around the house all day like a bum.

uh...i have 4 kids...thats the biggest reason for only 1 of us working...

Post by **MKJ** » Tue Jul 12, 2005 3:21 pm

Freakaloin wrote:
4days wrote:i'm not sure it's that bad an idea to just have the one breadwinner per household.

maybe geoff is right - why should both parents be out at work if one can make enough money to provide for the family?

life in the west can be very complicated, maybe if one half of a loving partnership just looked after the house, prepared meals and was there to support the working partner - then the working partner could be free to concentrate on their career, being the breadwinner and eventually, finding a new partner that didn't just sit around the house all day like a bum.

uh...i have 4 kids...thats the biggest reason for only 1 of us working...

are you their biological father though :P

Post by **Freakaloin** » Tue Jul 12, 2005 3:22 pm

yeah...and urs too...

Post by **MKJ** » Tue Jul 12, 2005 3:23 pm

i bet you have a dna test to back that up too, huh. trailertrash :icon14:

ofcourse, only morons believe hospitals. dna testing is part of the uberconspiracy :tinfoil:

Post by **seremtan** » Tue Jul 12, 2005 4:24 pm

Freakaloin wrote:yeah...and urs too...

lol

Post by **GONNAFISTYA** » Tue Jul 12, 2005 7:31 pm

Pauly wrote:Well, I had some good fortune a little while ago which means I no longer have to work ever again. I own 3 sports cars. One of which is my pride and joy Aston Martin Vanquish, which I had to pay well over the odds for to get quick.

What colour?

Mine's "full-erect purple".

Post by **Freakaloin** » Tue Jul 12, 2005 7:43 pm

its color...

Post by **R00k** » Tue Jul 12, 2005 7:45 pm

I don't even know who this thread is supposed to be directed at.

Sounds like Cool Blue is getting a little jelluz of some people in the interworld.

Post by **GONNAFISTYA** » Tue Jul 12, 2005 7:51 pm

Freakaloin wrote:its color...

Stupid yank...spelling is for kids....and all you yanks forget how once the first unemployment cheque comes in. :lol:

Post by **Dave** » Tue Jul 12, 2005 7:54 pm

Last time I checked unemployment in the US was quite a bit lower than a lot of European countries

Post by **Cool Blue** » Tue Jul 12, 2005 7:55 pm

R00k wrote:I don't even know who this thread is supposed to be directed at.

Sounds like Cool Blue is getting a little jelluz of some people in the interworld.

You interpret things incorrectly then.

Post by **GONNAFISTYA** » Tue Jul 12, 2005 8:00 pm

Dave wrote:Last time I checked unemployment in the US was quite a bit lower than a lot of European countries

Ok....I'll clarify:

I was talking about geoff's unemployment cheque. :lol:

Post by **GONNAFISTYA** » Tue Jul 12, 2005 8:01 pm

Cool Blue wrote:
R00k wrote:I don't even know who this thread is supposed to be directed at.

Sounds like Cool Blue is getting a little jelluz of some people in the interworld.
You interpret things incorrectly then.

I'm curious...I'm looking at Edmonton using Google Earth.
Where should I aim the bombs?

Post by **Cool Blue** » Tue Jul 12, 2005 8:01 pm

GONNAFISTYA wrote:
Dave wrote:Last time I checked unemployment in the US was quite a bit lower than a lot of European countries
Ok....I'll clarify:

I was talking about geoff's unemployment cheque. :lol:

He lives in the US, they have no EI/UI, don't they call it welfare?

Post by **Cool Blue** » Tue Jul 12, 2005 8:01 pm

GONNAFISTYA wrote:
Cool Blue wrote:
R00k wrote:I don't even know who this thread is supposed to be directed at.

Sounds like Cool Blue is getting a little jelluz of some people in the interworld.
You interpret things incorrectly then.
I'm curious...I'm looking at Edmonton using Google Earth.
Where should I aim the bombs?

At the mall of course.

Post by **R00k** » Tue Jul 12, 2005 8:03 pm

Cool Blue wrote:
R00k wrote:I don't even know who this thread is supposed to be directed at.

Sounds like Cool Blue is getting a little jelluz of some people in the interworld.
You interpret things incorrectly then.

So who's it directed at, aside from Sys0p?

Post by **raw** » Tue Jul 12, 2005 8:14 pm

I like to pee from a sitting position. I do this to avoid overspray.

Post by **Dave** » Tue Jul 12, 2005 8:16 pm

I just piss where and however I please

Post by **raw** » Tue Jul 12, 2005 8:16 pm

I had a friend who had to shit so bad in rush hour traffic, he got out of his non-moving car and shat on the side of the road.

Post by **Dave** » Tue Jul 12, 2005 8:17 pm

I bet Julios has done that before

Post by **raw** » Tue Jul 12, 2005 8:18 pm

I learned recently that if you can lay a turd without a breakoff, the odor doesn't ooze out. It stay inside like a nicely packed sausage.

Post by **Dave** » Tue Jul 12, 2005 8:19 pm

I just shit and try not to think about it.. like the pissing philosophy