credit card companies are fee-whoring fuckjobs.

Post by **Underpants?** » Fri Jul 15, 2005 4:57 am

universal card 0 percent on all balance transfers for life and johnny be fucked if there is a 3 year 1.6 percent on purchases. you may ask "what's the motherfucking catch?" We-e-e-e-ell let me tell you something, one late payment and bang those cock ends breach your man-hymen (c) JNS with a splintery broomstick. Hey, no problem, right--just pay by the regularly scheduled date like I do with everything else, I think while filling out the form. Well not so simple when the horsemouthed slickster shitshirts cleverly change the due date month to month. I'm not fucking kidding, just got chin checked with 400 ducats in penalties so I pull up my online account, run a history and for March the due date was the 7th. for May the due date was the 9th. for june the due date was the 6th. for July it was the 11th. for august, it's the fucking 8th. It doesn't merge with any kind of regular schedule I can make of it, unless first non-holiday monday of the month.
haha played. Sure enough I'm dumping these twisted twats tomorrow for my other 0 percent Visa.

Post by **Duhard** » Fri Jul 15, 2005 6:10 am

I am the fucking man, son.

Post by **shaft** » Fri Jul 15, 2005 8:26 am

You are fucking men, son. :lol:

Post by **seremtan** » Fri Jul 15, 2005 9:01 am

he fucks men, and their sons

Post by **seremtan** » Fri Jul 15, 2005 9:03 am

Underpants? wrote:universal card 0 percent on all balance transfers for life and johnny be fucked if there is a 3 year 1.6 percent on purchases. you may ask "what's the motherfucking catch?" We-e-e-e-ell let me tell you something, one late payment and bang those cock ends breach your man-hymen (c) JNS with a splintery broomstick. Hey, no problem, right--just pay by the regularly scheduled date like I do with everything else, I think while filling out the form. Well not so simple when the horsemouthed slickster shitshirts cleverly change the due date month to month. I'm not fucking kidding, just got chin checked with 400 ducats in penalties so I pull up my online account, run a history and for March the due date was the 7th. for May the due date was the 9th. for june the due date was the 6th. for July it was the 11th. for august, it's the fucking 8th. It doesn't merge with any kind of regular schedule I can make of it, unless first non-holiday monday of the month.
haha played. Sure enough I'm dumping these twisted twats tomorrow for my other 0 percent Visa.

i didn't understand all of that but it sounds like your anal ship just got boarded by pork pirates

or something

Post by **Underpants?** » Fri Jul 15, 2005 2:37 pm

you see, once again semenstain you flip the story to merge with your past. No one can relate to your sad tale of male prostitution and homo bukake

Post by **Underpants?** » Fri Jul 15, 2005 4:30 pm

the funny thing is, all my other cards--debt owns me, if Sys0p was in my town I would probably have seen his mean mug once or twice by now--have roughly a 30-day turnover, where the due date is never more than 3 days off one month to the next, so what makes universal (citibank MC) so special? are they above the credit card code of honor? Either way, I fucked them off this morning making my day better so far.
also, happy friday, ass faces.

Post by **shaft** » Fri Jul 15, 2005 8:47 pm

tbh I didnt even read the first post, but I found seremtan's posts funny. :lol: He saved this thread. You should thank him. :lol:

Post by **genxgenius** » Sat Jul 16, 2005 1:33 am

My username was hacked, edited by the real GenX!

Sorry for anything the fucktard hacker may have said.

Post by **seremtan** » Sat Jul 16, 2005 8:23 am

Underpants? wrote:you see, once again semenstain you flip the story to merge with your past. No one can relate to your sad tale of male prostitution and homo bukake

this post made me hard

Post by **Underpants?** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 6:37 pm

genxgenius wrote:fuck off Nerd? :lol:

:lol:
does that misshapen and swollen, attacked by killer bee-looking head of yours disgust even elders in your bush man church?
:lol: your horrid mug provides hours of at-least-I'm-not-that-hideous entertainment, keep up the good work you sweaty bushman ballbag-gripping bellend.

Post by **Underpants?** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 6:38 pm

seremtan wrote:
Underpants? wrote:you see, once again semenstain you flip the story to merge with your past. No one can relate to your sad tale of male prostitution and homo bukake
this post made me hard

well with posts like this it's no wonder people like Turing are out of work in the Q3W corporate empire.
:lol: toss that fatggot a quarter next time you see him, would ya?

Post by **seremtan** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 9:01 pm

that post made me soft however

Post by **Underpants?** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 9:20 pm

well thank god then I averted the potential disaster of any errant DNA escaping your rotten, shriveled stinky beans fun boy.

Post by **seremtan** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 12:04 am

thank you god

Post by **Underpants?** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 2:46 pm

I'm not playing your reindeer games, so fuck off, man jam-handler.

Post by **seremtan** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 6:22 pm

these flames are too advanced for me

Post by **PHILAMONSTER** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 2:22 am

it's based on a 30 day billing period, which even shows on your paper statement if you're not checking it online. which begs the question, why are you not checking it online? also, i doubt that 1.6 is but for promotion only, say 9-12 months. :icon31:

Testoclesius · Post by **Testoclesius** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 3:09 am

:lol: Utterpoof? :lol:

Post by **Underpants?** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 5:06 pm

PHILAMONSTER wrote:it's based on a 30 day billing period, which even shows on your paper statement if you're not checking it online. which begs the question, why are you not checking it online? also, i doubt that 1.6 is but for promotion only, say 9-12 months. :icon31:

and I doubt that you'll fuck off, fullassmonster.
oh and welcome to the boards :icon26:

Post by **Underpants?** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 5:09 pm

Testoclesius wrote::lol: Utterpoof? :lol:

well if it isn't that big hairy fuck tool from Australia (Asian for "must wipe with stick and sponge") testochinutsius

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