Godzilla pt. II

Post by **ForM** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 3:10 am

And when I did get up about 10 am or so my mom was just steaming mad.

Post by **ForM** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 3:10 am

You can tell these things.

Post by **ForM** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 3:11 am

So i looked out side as I yawnd and saw that the trash was still there.

Post by **ForM** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 3:12 am

And it wasnt in the bags anymore, strewn all over hell and back.

Post by **ForM** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 3:13 am

Lukily the year before I had recived a BB gun for my xmas present. One of those pump up Crossmens.

Post by **ForM** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 3:13 am

Them things pack a punch for a bb and this mofo was accurate.

Post by **ForM** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 3:14 am

I knew it was a neighborehood dog, and it was about to get a lesson.

Post by **ForM** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 3:14 am

So the following friday night I went to bed early and got up about 4 am..

Post by **ForM** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 3:15 am

I hauled all 12 bags out to the curb as the dead of night was creeping to dawn.

Post by **ForM** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 3:16 am

I went inside and picked up my BBgun and snaged a lawn chair, then went to sit on the side of the house.

Post by **ForM** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 3:17 am

I pumped that fucker up 20 times and waited.

Post by **ForM** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 3:18 am

About 5:30 am two dogs come running down the street...sniffing cans, knocking them over.

Haveing a regular hayday in their minds.

Post by **ForM** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 3:18 am

I layed down as thay moved on to the neighbores cans....

Post by **ForM** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 3:19 am

Then thay ran to MY trash bags....

Post by **ForM** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 3:20 am

And as thay was sniffing one of them moved to the side and exposed his big ass ole balls just for me....as it tore into those garbage bags...

Post by **ForM** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 3:20 am

I dont need to tell ya were I aimed my 20 pump Crossman BB gun.

Post by **ForM** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 3:21 am

Nore do I need to tell you that beautifull sound that gun made as the pressure was released and the bb speed on its merry way...

Post by **ForM** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 3:22 am

Hell I may not even need to tell you how loud that dog yellped as that bb impacted on one of its testicals....

Post by **ForM** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 3:23 am

But I do need to tell you about how his tail that was straigt up in the air cureled under to protect them balls...

Post by **ForM** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 3:23 am

About the way his whole body kinda curled under...

Post by **ForM** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 3:24 am

About the way it sprang over the trash and his buddy in his haste to get the fuck away from there.

Post by **ForM** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 3:25 am

I can also say those dogs never tore up my trash again.

Post by **ForM** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 3:26 am

I know it was probably cruel.

But picking up trash that was already bagged is bullshit.

Post by **ForM** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 3:26 am

And then theres also a fact....

Post by **ForM** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 3:27 am

That it was a lovely and satisfieing way to start my Saterday morning.